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That's what Resident Evil 6 is for.

Except when I jump down from a ledge onto her head.

Or slide kick her into a charging BOW.

Or shoot her with an arrow.

You know what they say! The couple that owns together, moans together. *wink wink, nudge nudge*
 
That's what Resident Evil 6 is for.

Except when I jump down from a ledge onto her head.

Or slide kick her into a charging BOW.

Or shoot her with an arrow.

I can always give her your secret video game weaknesses! I'm devious like that.

Of course, then you can laugh once again at my 'dig a hole to escape' antics in Halo...
 
I know what I'm doing today o:

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I think if I had a girl I could talk to on GAF I'd be practically able to guarantee it'd be a content and awesome relationship. You cut through so many layers of societal muck just by having an account here in the first place. Plus she'd be borderline-definitely into games to at least some degree. Alsoplus we'd have access to each other's post history so there would be no point to keeping even the most depraved of secrets.

Also making other people jealous always strengthens a relationship so there's that.
 
I have no marrec on my steam friends list, but I have your wife. And I'll give her back for a small ransom.

GIVE ME BACK MY WIFE!!

*Mel Gibson cray-cray*

Edit:

Wait, wasn't I supposed to add you so we could play Borderlands 2 co-op?

I should do that.

:lol
 
secret video game weaknesses? i need to know, i think we all do.

Stealth. Frustrate him until he makes a mistake and pounce. Was the only thing that ever worked for me.

Of course, when he does find you it's terrifying.

Edit: I really need to download steam again, even though I only have portal and dungeon defenders.
 
GIVE ME BACK MY WIFE!!

*Mel Gibson cray-cray*

Edit:

Wait, wasn't I supposed to add you so we could play Borderlands 2 co-op?

I should do that.

:lol

Yes... I still haven't beaten it because I wait daily for your friend request to come through. I dont see it, so I sign off and cry in the shower. (I might have made one part of that up.)
 
Stealth. Frustrate him until he makes a mistake and pounce. Was the only thing that ever worked for me.

Of course, when he does find you it's terrifying.

Edit: I really need to download steam again, even though I only have portal and dungeon defenders.

Wasn't that how he proposed?
 
Stealth. Frustrate him until he makes a mistake and pounce. Was the only thing that ever worked for me.

Of course, when he does find you it's terrifying.

Edit: I really need to download steam again, even though I only have portal and dungeon defenders.

That's why the Hallway multiplayer map in Halo was so good for me and so terrifying for other people.

Viet never played Halo with me again after that. :(

Yes... I still haven't beaten it because I wait daily for your friend request to come through. I dont see it, so I sign off and cry in the shower. (I might have made one part of that up.)

Stop being tsundere...
 
I certainly hope not, I'd have to kick his ass. Or really, give him a very stern lecture. Have you seen how tall he is?

From past conversations, he and I are the same height, but I believe I have about 20 lbs or more on him, so I'm not quite sure I'd be as intimidated.
 
I think if I had a girl I could talk to on GAF I'd be practically able to guarantee it'd be a content and awesome relationship. You cut through so many layers of societal muck just by having an account here in the first place. Plus she'd be borderline-definitely into games to at least some degree. Alsoplus we'd have access to each other's post history so there would be no point to keeping even the most depraved of secrets.

Also making other people jealous always strengthens a relationship so there's that.

You know she's quality after being vetted by the arduous GAF approval process.

Only the best girls are allowed in here, amirite girls?
 
I think if I had a girl I could talk to on GAF I'd be practically able to guarantee it'd be a content and awesome relationship. You cut through so many layers of societal muck just by having an account here in the first place. Plus she'd be borderline-definitely into games to at least some degree. Alsoplus we'd have access to each other's post history so there would be no point to keeping even the most depraved of secrets.

Also making other people jealous always strengthens a relationship so there's that.

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OH LOH'D.

I'm going to Pax East this year.

Trying to get E3 tickets. Don't know if my brother and my podcast has enough cred though. =[.

No one listens.
I'm in the West Coast so I've never tried to go to East, but I'd like to. The convention center there is so massive that everything is in one building, it's so different from Seattle's.
From past conversations, he and I are the same height, but I believe I have about 20 lbs or more on him, so I'm not quite sure I'd be as intimidated.
No one would hurt our Grizzly Dad™.
 
Ah I see. OAG probably wouldn't be able to tolerate her man being on a typically-anonymous forum though, even if she was too. Why are you spending so much time with all of these other people???
 
Ah I see. OAG probably wouldn't be able to tolerate her man being on a typically-anonymous forum though, even if she was too. Why are you spending so much time with all of these other people???

No, she would follow every post by Hawkian and make a "Oh that's so funny, remember that time we were in that one thread together..." type comments.
 
Yeah I don't want that. So okay maybe I couldn't guarantee it would be awesome.

Curse you for throwing your wrenches into my fantasies time and again!
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Yeah I don't want that. So okay maybe I couldn't guarantee it would be awesome.

Curse you for throwing your wrenches into my fantasies time and again!
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Ya but... if she's been vetted by you and posts on GAF, then chances are she's not THAT annoying. Or she'd just get banned super quick.
 
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