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Don't date crazy girls!

I swear this isn't that hard. There aren't more crazy girls in the world than down to earth ones.

(Only by this point most of the down to earth ones are married or otherwise taken.)


edit: Borderlands 2 D: You lucky bastards. I want to play.
 
CrudeDiatribe said:
I am up for that as well! Am GrilledFishJones.
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Lissar said:
Don't date crazy girls!

I swear this isn't that hard. There aren't more crazy girls in the world than down to earth ones.

(Only by this point most of the down to earth ones are married or otherwise taken.)


edit: Borderlands 2 D: You lucky bastards. I want to play.
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That or don't invite the crazy girls to GAF.

See I knew me and kitten should have gotten you BL2 for Christmas!
 
Davedough said:
lol. I'd forgotten that was you. I was looking at my list one day thinking, "who the hell is this joker?"
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Me! Couldn't you tell from the great profile pic?

Hawkian said:
Alsoplus we'd have access to each other's post history so there would be no point to keeping even the most depraved of secrets.
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Man, my worse-half knows more of my depraved secrets than GAF. I don't want that shit on the internet.
 
Okay, which one do I use?

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Lissar said:
Don't date crazy girls!

I swear this isn't that hard. There aren't more crazy girls in the world than down to earth ones.

(Only by this point most of the down to earth ones are married or otherwise taken.)
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I have only ever met crazy girls. At this point, a down to earth one would seem crazy to me.
 
CrudeDiatribe said:
Me! Couldn't you tell from the great profile pic?
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I play from 12 feet away on a 55" plasma. Steam doesn't let you adjust the UI. I dont see profile pics, I see blurs when it says "GrilledFishJones is playing Tomigotchi 2" and I don't often load up profile pages because my curiosity from the previous statement never goes on for very long.
 
MutFox said:
Don't stick your dick in crazy...
You'll end up paying child support...

Actually happened to a friend of mine.
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I dunno, I've put my dick into plenty of crazy and never ended up paying child support...

I think your advice is rather limiting my friend.

Just because someone seems crazy, doesn't mean they will make an awful long term partner.

*lovie dovie eyes at kitten*
 
marrec said:
I dunno, I've put my dick into plenty of crazy and never ended up paying child support...

I think your advice is rather limiting my friend.

Just because someone seems crazy, doesn't mean they will make an awful long term partner.

*lovie dovie eyes at kitten*
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It depends how crazy...
the one my friend got was on the higher echelon of crazy... :P
 
Right, I'm back. You guys managed to finally scare me away around August, but my resolve is once again strong!


So what happened in my RealPicWorld? In 2012, I…
* built a geodesic dome out of electrical conduit
* learned how to infuse vodka
* made bread for the first time
* started my first garden (oh, crap, still need to extract those final few carrots)!
* passed the halfway point in my Masters Degree program!


Don't know yet all of what I'm doing this year, but at the least I plan to
* learn how to make cheese then make pizza from relative scratch with a group of fellow do-ers
* make a water projection screen
* plant some food trees
 
MutFox said:
It depends how crazy...
the one my friend got was on the higher echelon of crazy... :P
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Crazy is as crazy does?

*tee hee*

I knew a guy who always told me -

"If I ever get a girl pregnant, I'm going to marry her, cause that's the right thing to do."

and I was like

"Well you better take the precautions needed then mister noble dude."

And he then proceeded to date unscrupulous girl after unscrupulous girl until one of them got pregnant and he married her on the spot. Poor bastard's miserable now.

The moral of the story is:

If you insist on dating unscrupulously, then expect very little in the way of scruples.
 
I used to have some weird attraction to what I refer to as "broken girls". Girls that have problems that I thought I could fix.

I learned, unfortunately too late, that that was a path to my own ruin. I narrowly escaped a couple of early relationships.
 
marrec said:
See I knew me and kitten should have gotten you BL2 for Christmas!
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Oh yeah, thank you guys again for the gifts! :O Just a reminder that I'll draw you guys anything you like. You just have to request it.

MutFox said:
Don't stick your dick in crazy...
You'll end up paying child support...

Actually happened to a friend of mine.
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You can stick it, just wrap it up first. :O
 
AcridMeat said:
I'm in the West Coast so I've never tried to go to East, but I'd like to. The convention center there is so massive that everything is in one building, it's so different from Seattle's.
No one would hurt our Grizzly Dad™.
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I've never been to the east OR west coast, so I'm excited. If I can ever get e3 tickets (especially on a new console launch year) I would die happy.
 
phosphor112 said:
I've never been to the east OR west coast, so I'm excited. If I can ever get e3 tickets (especially on a new console launch year) I would die happy.
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I REALLLY want to go to PAX East this year, but I think we're going to try to go to the North American Discworld Con instead. Mr. Pratchett doesn't have long for this world unfortunately. :(
 
marrec said:
I REALLLY want to go to PAX East this year, but I think we're going to try to go to the North American Discworld Con instead. Mr. Pratchett doesn't have long for this world unfortunately. :(
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I'm about 47.365% certain that I'll be at PAX East this year. All depends on the well-being of my daughter and if I can leave my wife with her during that time.
 
marrec said:
I dunno, I've put my dick into plenty of crazy and never ended up paying child support...

I think your advice is rather limiting my friend.

Just because someone seems crazy, doesn't mean they will make an awful long term partner.

*lovie dovie eyes at kitten*
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There's different type of crazies and they change with the culture and race. I can deal with crazy though and I may have in fact been more crazier than a few of my dates be it man or woman.
 
AnathemicOne said:
Why is it up in Washington again? I demand PAX Prime to be in California, state of all the conventions!
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Because the founders are in Washington! :O

Also I prefer it because I have family in Seattle. I can stay with my cousin in his gigantic house that he fills with nothing because he's paranoid about clutter.
 
This thread moves far too fast.


marrec said:
And he then proceeded to date unscrupulous girl after unscrupulous girl until one of them got pregnant and he married her on the spot. Poor bastard's miserable now.
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I'm glad there's a girl between me and his wife, or i'd assume you're calling me unscrupulous. Also: Stop stealing my stories!
 
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