The Technomancer
card-carrying scientician
Oh man, my best Magic story ever involves Spreading Seas. Back in Zendikar I was drafting with a group of friends, and I had this kind of blue-white aggro-control-thing. My opponent had a green-black midrangeamajig, and we were incredibly evenly matched. The game stalled with us both at 5 or so life for a long time, until we both had less the ten cards left in library. Early on I had tried to use a couple Spreading Seas to disrupt his man abase, which kinda-sorta worked. So we're at an impasse, neither of us can finish the other. His turn, he draws, laughs, and uses the Islands that I gave him to play the only blue card he had run in the entire deck.I actually suspect we might be getting a Simic-flavored Spreading Seas given the storyline behind the merfolk.
Archive Trap.
The entire table looked over and just bust out laughing for like three minutes.