What? I was a runt in literally all of school and I just got beat up and outcast. I'M GETTING A REFUND DAMMIT
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What? I was a runt in literally all of school and I just got beat up and outcast. I'M GETTING A REFUND DAMMIT
thx for the info
I was almost expelled for getting caught pulling the fire alarm in high school during lunch for a week straight
If it wasn't for my son I would have installed an automatic clothing removal device just inside the door to our home. Except when I planned on cooking bacon.
I'm wearing nothing but a towel right now.
There that'll draw them off. Thank me later, Kitsune.
We once kept pulling fire alarms in an apartment complex back in high school. A hardcore variant of ding-dong-ditch.
i was outgoing enough to meet people as a kid and get on their good side I guess. I don't know, don't get a refund my childhood was bad man.
Brb. On my way to Florida
I was the anti-bully, using my chub strength to take care of the actual bullies. Or does that make me the actual bully? I don't know but I haven't been in a fight since and people stopped making fun of me after I transferred to public school.
Featheredkitten
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Fun fact: Acrid is the first person of all time to grace any ignore list of mine
i'm not sure, why....did he do something mean?
Professor Beef
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I can't go nude while browsing the web, even when I'm alone. Pajama pants and a t-shirt are the lowest I can go.
Oh, there's a fun fact! I have pajama pants with Simpsons characters on them, and another pair with the Mountain Dew logo all over them.
Kitsunebaby
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That's what an apron is for.
My constant nudity once led to accidental streaking. That was a fun incident.
I'll bake you a pie as thanks.
If I didn't live with my parents, I would always be walking around the house nude (as long it wasn't freezing!).
Featheredkitten
Banned
go on.....
I'm even more depressed now.
That's not fun, but it's a fact.
Remember that time we did voices?
That's not fun, but it's a fact.
Remember that time we did voices?
You have no idea how bro-ly we would have been.
Wearing only boxers is heavenly.
He BETRAYED me
Is ok bby, you're on my super important people list. Your posts are highlighted in fire.
He can be mean? He has never been anything besides being nice to little ol' me.
Too binding. Gotta free range em
Do not QUOTE HIM
Did he get you arrested on false charges of being a spy and then later stole your fiance?
Oh, stupid thing about me, I like the Highschool Musical movies lol
I don't date at all, I don't go out haha. I'm looking forward to being 40, having action figures and a huge game collection and living with a cat.
I don't date at all, I don't go out haha. I'm looking forward to being 40, having action figures and a huge game collection and living with a cat.
CrudeDiatribe
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I hope that time was in the summer! I live in one of the less cold bits and it was -20°C with the windchill today.
I think about pulling every firealarm I walk by. I also think about accidentally cutting my fingers off with any pair of non-safety scissors I pick up.
Sweet dreams!
Broder Salsa
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I've got a gourmet jar of peanut butter waiting.
Does that offer stand for anyone or just Dave?
What's my spot on the list?
Dunno. You call me names a lot. Like grumpy and Gaf dad. Gonna have to admit, not a real turn on. =P
Featheredkitten
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I just knelt on my backpack and drove a pin from a button half an inch into my knee...ouch.
edit: two by two hands of blue has betrayed me!
edit: two by two hands of blue has betrayed me!
You'll always be #1 on my list Dave. I have this whole Ninja Turtles scenario ready to go.
Wooden do you know about the Tour of Europe this summer? Plan is London, Dublin, Paris, Amsterdam, Germany.
<3
Ninja Turtles you say? Hmm. Might have to consider a list revamp
I think what this RPJ avatar does for me is it makes me remember that these are regular people who were posting behind these cartoonish avatars.
Fun facts about me:
I am the oldest of eight kids.
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I'm pretty boring. D:
Kitsunebaby
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I live with my parents, too but they're at work till 5 or so and go to sleep at 9 and the house is mine the rest of the time. Also, my mom and I are used to seeing each other naked.
Well, when hurricane Irene hit in the summer of 2012 our power went out for about 4 days. My mom had to get the cooler out (which we keep in the kitchen) and proceeded to put a bunch of pots and and such that were being stored in it onto the stove in the meantime. She also left my bottle of canola oil on the stove. Neither of us remembered that we had been cooking at the time that the power went out and the stove was still in the on position.
On the 4th day the power suddenly came on at around 8 in the morning. My mom and I had just woken up and hadn't bothered to get dressed (It was just the two of us in the house). Suddenly we smelled smoke and realized we had a grease fire. Since the fire was emanating from inside a pot and I didn't have a good way to smother it, I grabbed it by the handle and set it right outside my front door, but as I did this my dog ran out the door and was running around like crazy in the front yard. I had to run out after her and I was buck naked, hiding behind my car and yelling, "Come here, Cora!" praying that my redneck neighbors wouldn't see me.
Fun times.
Broder Salsa
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You mentioned it before but no details. Will show up with a fuck Ryan Davis shirt if time fits.
Here I thought you got off on those things.
Featheredkitten
Banned
Wow! that sucks, did any of the neighbors see you? I imagine not :S
Kitsunebaby
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Dunno, it was pretty early. It's not so much a problem of them seeing me, as me knowing that they see me. It would have been so horrible if I suddenly heard "howdy neighbor!" from next door, as I'm sitting there naked.
I do. But you don't use your real pic on your avatar. Sorry. How can I have relations with someone so non-committal?
That's it for me everyone. Goodnight
Featheredkitten
Banned
Let me be a typical girl here....reminds me of the scene early on in desperate housewife where what's-her-face ends up naked in the bushes just as mike comes by to see her.
lazybones18
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Night Gaf Dad
Kitsunebaby
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That's pretty much the only scene I've ever seen from that show. Unfortunately, my neighbors aren't very good looking. No sexy soap opera moments for me.
It's ok Cybergramps, that'll all change next week. Don't you worry.
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