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you've got some serious issues dude.
DR2K
Banned
Not sure how anyone can pick any other starter except for Frokie.
Yeah I know, it's like I'm a man and I love having sex with other men.
Yeah I know, it's like I'm a man and I love having sex with other men.
umop_3pisdn
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But Chespin is the cutest.
missssssteeer effffff
edit: lookin' REALLY good
Thanks dudes!
double edit: you always have a black/white filter on everything you take
It's to maintain a certain mystique.
The lighting in my room is really bad and the colours look badly over-saturated on camera.
DR2K
Banned
Grass starters are not cute. They don't even exist as far as I'm concerned.
umop_3pisdn
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This one is
I normally go with water starters but cuteness trumps that, even though I have a feeling its later evolutions might be weird.yeah, I don't like the white balls (glasses looking thingy) under the eye. Chespin!
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
He looks just like Chestnut tho.
umop_3pisdn
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I thought Oshawott was cute, too. But I think Chespin is pretty distinct personally.
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
Well, here's the age test: Is he younger than half your age plus seven?
Yes - too creepy
No - whatever
Personally, I wouldn't go for anything that isn't out of high school. I don't hate myself that much.
Screw your pokemon talk. Let's discuss Dark Souls. Best starter class? I began with a wanderer but have swapped over to a pyromancer since I can't for the life of me find anywhere to buy crap (and I wanted something with range). I have no idea where I should be putting my stats though.
I'm a Hunter, no idea where points should go either but I'm making slow and steady forward progress. Game is kicking my ass but I'm having a great time.
umop_3pisdn
Member
Yeah they're both cute bipedal mammal things, but it's not like you would mistake one for the other (and Chespin is clearly better imo).
DR2K
Banned
By a year and half adding it up. creepy by your math. . . I normally don't go for guys younger than me(I prefer older), but he's built like a truck, plus it's a fantasy of mine come to life. I will I.D him before I touch him Gaygaf. I've been approached by a few young guys and rejected them almost immediately, but this one is exceptional.
I hated DS, died in the first mission and never touched it again. I like hard games, I just felt the controls were shit.
Looks more like Froakie, plain ugly.
Seriously, what are those circular things supposed to be?? Oshawnasf has them, Froakie has them... They're so ugly and cartoonish, ugh.
Phonomezer
Banned
Pyro is Dark Souls' easy mode imo. Pyro abilities don't level with INT so forget that, you can make an awesome melee build though. You can level up your pyro glove with certain NPCs. If you want range (bows), put souls into DEX and STR. Or you just just lvl up some spears.
Where are you that you can't find anyone to buy off?
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
Take away the colors and I think it would be very easy to mistake the two.
And what's that ugly shit on top of Chestnut's head? The plant hat? It's also ugly and cartoonish. It's just something you have to accept when it comes to modern pokemon design.
The plant hat is at least more plausible within the logic of the game, he's a grass type after all, but those ugly tumors??? They're the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in a Pokemon, and that's saying a lot.
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
They're tufts of fur/fat to keep his neck warm.
User 73706
Banned
Chespin will have an absolutely frighteningly awesome final stage.
Work and college are 25 miles away each and 15 miles apart. My girlfriend's about 10-15 away and my two most commonly hung-out with friends beyond her are 25 and 45 miles away respectively.
My 95 Honda Civic is at 206,500 miles, has a 12-gallon tank and gets about 17 miles to the gallon.
killmepls.rtas
Work and college are 25 miles away each and 15 miles apart. My girlfriend's about 10-15 away and my two most commonly hung-out with friends beyond her are 25 and 45 miles away respectively.
My 95 Honda Civic is at 206,500 miles, has a 12-gallon tank and gets about 17 miles to the gallon.
killmepls.rtas
Necromanti
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Fenniken's the cutest of the bunch, but I am loyal to water types.
Yeah, once you get a Pyromancy Glove, nothing can stop you. It's kind of fun having an overpowered Thief and showing off in co-op once in a while with Great Chaos Fireballs. I felt that Dark Souls was a bit easier overall regardless.
Spiritreaver
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Please don't, it's not worth it. Trust me here. I don't care how hot he seems. I'm willing to bet the sex will be terrible regardless.
Random me being a creeper. But since my school's gym was closed today, it was rather busy at my Gold's. Couple of wrestlers were naked in the lockerroom, was kinda weird. I slightly oggled, but only slightly. I try not to be that guy.
EDIT: I'm exhausted and it's pretty much the same as me being hammered. Time to get off GAF.
I think it's important to address this, becuase it happens all the time on any online dating site
reasons it happens (in order of likeliness)
1.- They got enough info to know they don't like as much as they thought. They answer later to just let the communication fade away on its own instead of being blunt and say "Oh' I don't like that, but thanks"...
2.- They were tired and had to go to bed (they COULD say "goodbye, I am going to bed" but that's not always the case and doesn't mean the lost interest)
that's it, but it's mostly reason 1. Don't sweat it, forget them and move on.
that's the reason people should not plan dates too much in advance. Dating is stressful, you are going to meet a guy you have no idea about, he could be a gay hater and have a knife or gun and kill you. This means, people have to be in an specific kind of mindest at the moment of the date, not the day before when they agreed to have the date. A bit of normal life stress at work or with family and they'll cancel the date.
the best tip I can give you is just share messages for a couple of days and then suggest a date when you see the guy online, just some hours before the actual date.
another factor is that many guys are INCREDIBLY shy, you have to have patience if you like them.
that being said, if I got politely pushed back the way you describe, which has happened a couple of times in the last 2 months, I am not suggesting a date ever again, the ball is on their side.
reasons it happens (in order of likeliness)
1.- They got enough info to know they don't like as much as they thought. They answer later to just let the communication fade away on its own instead of being blunt and say "Oh' I don't like that, but thanks"...
2.- They were tired and had to go to bed (they COULD say "goodbye, I am going to bed" but that's not always the case and doesn't mean the lost interest)
that's it, but it's mostly reason 1. Don't sweat it, forget them and move on.
that's the reason people should not plan dates too much in advance. Dating is stressful, you are going to meet a guy you have no idea about, he could be a gay hater and have a knife or gun and kill you. This means, people have to be in an specific kind of mindest at the moment of the date, not the day before when they agreed to have the date. A bit of normal life stress at work or with family and they'll cancel the date.
the best tip I can give you is just share messages for a couple of days and then suggest a date when you see the guy online, just some hours before the actual date.
another factor is that many guys are INCREDIBLY shy, you have to have patience if you like them.
that being said, if I got politely pushed back the way you describe, which has happened a couple of times in the last 2 months, I am not suggesting a date ever again, the ball is on their side.
Henchmen21
Banned
Morning guys. Finally managed to wake up at a decent time.
Gonna get a lot of hate for this but Pokemon is dumb. I've never understood the appeal.
Gonna get a lot of hate for this but Pokemon is dumb. I've never understood the appeal.
runlikehell
Banned
Well, I know what I'm going to start watching.
I don't know about best but I wanted to do a pure melee class so I chose Warrior. In Demon's Souls pure melee was HARD, but in Dark Souls it was more accessible. I loved the whole blocking dynamic with my shield! I could barely run with the stone warrior armor or roll/evade so it was very different from my Hunter in the first game.
They weren't, the game is hard that's all. Demon's Souls was harder than Dark Souls imo, I didn't rage as much or had to use a guide for the bosses.
Did anyone watch Happy Endings last night? They were having Max trying to figure out what kind of gay guy he is. which is clearly a bear! They somehow fail to see that :/
Pics of proof:
I said, DAMN.
i think i'm behind, i just watched the episode in wich they tried to set him up with a couple of guys
i agree though, he's pretty damn adorable :3
kitchenmotors
Banned
You must hate fun.
I think some fantasies are best kept as fantasies. I don't know, I can't imagine the sex being all that great if he's new and the emotional maturity of a high schooler is still a work in progress. I may be a bit of a romantic in that regard, though, and I don't know if I'd want to be some kid's "first."
Have you tried DS with a controller? It takes forever to set the damn thing up but it seems to work well enough.
I'm kicking around the Undead Burg. Just got into the Parish. I'm pretty sure I'm still in like "tutorial" mode but the game really gives you no direction. Not that I have a problem with that. I did find one merchant last night after poking around more in levels I'd already played and finally found the orange soapstone. Started laying down helpful messages only to find some asshole was laying down the same advice just a foot before mine.
I feel a little bad for picking pyromancer now. Though I never played the first game and currently my ability to dodge is questionable and I can't seem to parry to save my life. I'll stick it through and then play a second time as the Deprived. That should redeem me to the Dark Soul gods, right?
Yup, this is basically it. I can now understand all the fuss it's been getting. My sister does get a little concerned over how often I'm swearing at the computer though. I think this makes me rage more than Dota.
Dead Prince
Banned
Thief, Wanderer or Pyromancer.
My thief its high on DEX/VIT
Wanderer STR/VIT/END
Pyromancer VIT/ATT/INT
Patient my little grasshopper I think you might need to beat the Taurus Demon from Undead Burg Bridge and after that you shall be near the dragon. After that you may go downstairs where the dragon is and instead of going under the bridge kick the ladder that gets you on undead burg bonfire. Now you may cross the bridge careful with the rats poisoning you as soon as you are done with the skeletons on the bridge. Climb the ladder, ignore the stairs unless you feel ready to fight that knight. Go forward and to your right you'll see a skeleton thats the direction you want to to. Careful with the boar you might skip him and go downstairs, There is an undead trying to lure you in for an ambush. Let him run and slowly move there is 1 undead to each side. Go up and you should find more undead climb up more and go to the right and right again if you wanna fight an enemy that might scare you at first but its easy to handle after looking the pattern (you'll find another one later) and if you go to your right you will go up some stairs as soon as you go up the stairs look to your right there is a enemy with a shield kill it and proceed to that route you saw while going up the stairs. Now when you are out of the tight space run back and let the enemy go at you at the stair area since its a more open space to fight. Be careful there will be another enemy with a shield that might be going behind that enemy. Follow that path til the end go down to the left there are 3 enemies 1 with a bow and 2 with shield and swords. You can skip them and run ignore the cathedral and go downstairs you'll see a bonfire on the way and go down the stairs and you'll see a guy with a white beard there you have a smith. Better than the undead on Undead Burg.
As for the Pyromancer you can continue with him if it fits your style tbh.
SpaceBridge
Member
That was a quick turn around.
You know, the most important thing is to have fun. That people think your class is easy or not doesn't matter. Everyone has their own play style anyway. I don't like playing casters in Dark Souls, but I'm sure someone hates playing melees.
Dark Souls was one of the only game in the recent decade for which I was this close to throw my controller across the room. I screamed in my pillow more time than I would care to count, ha.
It's really a surprise, didn't expect this to happen all of a sudden.
Congrats
I'm going to be the pervy old man here who says to go for it. When I was single, I had a few times where the chance to fulfill a fantasy presented itself, and I held back for various reasons.. and I regret my restraint to this day. And in the few times where I said yes and did it, it didn't always work out, but years later, I look back and laugh or smile at 'em.
SpaceBridge
Member
Is real pic Jan over? I haven't even changed mine yet.
Also, Dark Souls talk gets me all moist.
Also, Dark Souls talk gets me all moist.
It's not over yet. Just over for me
*Writes all the game guide in multiple posts*
*Write 3 posts of praising*
Moist enough?
It's not over yet. Just over for me
Why so sad?
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