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[cool_dude_2049]

oh god poetry kill me.

Lol.


Coming up next, renowned 3rd grade artist shows us his macaroni art he prepared for this occasion.

 

[BolognaSoup]

Why does this suddenly sound like a funeral?

 

[victreeb3l]

i dont like poetry unless im reading it

 

[Tesseract]

this is terrible.

 

[TCRS]

How long until he speaks? or did I miss it?

missed it. he basically switched on islamic communism. he didn't even swear on the united states of america. true story.

 

[Shadow780]

Modern poetry sucks.

 

[HomShaBom]

C'mon dawg get off stage.

 

[FyreWulff]

I hope that style of speech shows up for the SOTU

 

[Tesseract]

wtf is he talking about get machio kaku up there holy shit

 

[Duress]

zzzzz come on, get moving

 

[D23]

this guy sounds like my english professor

so monotone

zzzzzzzz

 

[Voltron64]

ZzzZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzz

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

People major in this. Good for them, I guess.

 

[DMczaf]

What ever the opposite of DALE is, it has to be this.

 

[Archer]

C'mon dawg get off stage.

agree tho

 

[Mercury Fred]

Yay for a gay poet but yawwwwwn for this pedestrian poem. Gong.

 

[The Technomancer]

So, forgive my ignorance, when is the State of the Union speech than?

 

[TCRS]

 

[victreeb3l]

get the fuck off. dude looks and sounds depressed as hell

 

[Tesseract]

yes, this is dog.

 

[Ecotic]

This poetry just aged Carter 20 years.

 

[Archer]

breatheeeeee

This guy sounds like the bearded one from Go On.

Buenos Dias!

 

[D23]

this poem doesnt even rhyme

 

[giga]

So, forgive my ignorance, when is the State of the Union speech than?

Feb 12.

 

[Clevinger]

Fox News tonight should be interesting.

The most depressing day of the year.

 

[MG310]

Ben Stiller saying grace in Meet the Parents, except longer.

 

[Violater]

this poem doesnt even rhyme

Ok this got me.

 

[.GqueB.]

"Sang"? Really?

Its the cool way to say it. The fact that you're questioning it tells me that you're a lonely nerd.

*puts on raybans*
*boards train*

 

[Agnostic]

Eh? I don't mind this poetry reading.

 

[Dude Abides]

Why isn't he pronouncing things in American?

 

[Preble]

Everybody in the audience is like "what is this stuff?"

 

[victreeb3l]

this poem doesnt even rhyme

lmao

 

[airmangataosenai]

Ben Stiller saying grace in Meet the Parents, except longer.

I laughed, pretty accurate.

 

[Archer]

did someone screenshot the brother in the background?

 

[Oblivion]

Why are people still on the podium after Obama finished?

 

[MG310]

Hah, guy to the right of him checked his paper and then his watch.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

LOL at the grin.

 

[HomShaBom]

 

[Joel Was Right]

this poem doesnt even rhyme

We are done here

 

[Tesseract]

lettuce pray.

 

[.GqueB.]

Ben Stiller saying grace in Meet the Parents, except longer.

Day by day... By day.

 

[Diablos]

Yep, that's how you know the poet sucks. Eric Cantor likes him.

 

[Judderman]

"So this is how liberty dies, with awful poetry."

 

[cool_dude_2049]

Fucking lol. I am so glad you got this screen grab. Perfect.

 

[GQman2121]

The poetry is a bit much. It's cold as fuck outside right now.

 

[Tesseract]

nah, fuck the rich.

 

[Clevinger]

.

 

[D_prOdigy]

So is Mittens there? Traditional for the loser to attend inauguration, no?

 

[JambiBum]

The blesssssing, I must have the blessssing.

 

[thefro]

The poetry is a bit much. It's cold as fuck outside right now.

Just be glad Obama didn't get a William Henry Harrison-length speech.