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[Rad-]

I actually didn't wash my ass when I was a teen. Then I got a huge hemorrhoid. Wash your ass people. I don't care how as long as you springle some motherfucking water down there.

 

[Solideliquid]

Like to lather it up and make sure every finger gets a chance to go in and out. Makes it much easier to poop later on and I like to leave the house with confidence that my anal vault is spotless.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

I thought only animals could get dingle berries.

You don't want to know.

Never do that.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7453820

Yeah I've seen that lol.

I would hate to live my life in such a way that the simple act of shitting is such an ordeal.

If you're ass is gross after every bowel movement to the point you feel you need a shower you should probably change your diet.

Yeah it is a real pain in the ass. What kind of diet are we talking about here though?

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

Why yes, with a bar of soap. Two scrubs, doesn't stand a chance.

 

[GoldenEye 007]

Why yes, with a bar of soap. Two scrubs, doesn't stand a chance.

Your ass or the soap?

 

[Escape Goat]

Your ass or the soap?

 

[FroJay]

I use a loofah in the shower right up my ass crack. Works like a charm, my current color is white.

 

[Escape Goat]

I use a loofah in the shower right up my ass crack.

Thats the prettiest thing thats ever been in my anus.

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

Thats the prettiest thing thats ever been in my anus.

IN it? IN it?

 

[FroJay]

Thats the prettiest thing thats ever been in my anus.

So girly, butt so effective!

 

[Escape Goat]

IN it? IN it?

Yeah, man. You gotta get up in there to get it Zest fully clean.

 

[Freezasaurus]

I just use the ol' soap in the crack approach. Works perfectly fine.

 

[cheststrongwell]

Hand+Soap. I get right up in there.

 

[Ash Sparrow]

I use a loofah in the shower right up my ass crack. Works like a charm, my current color is white.

kinda rough on the balls tho

 

[Davey Cakes]

Hand+soap. I stick my finger up and everything. Get it nice and clean. Then I use my scrubber/loofah for the outer part.

On days when I don't shower, I use "adult wipes" to clean after using the toilet. Much better than just using TP.

 

[FroJay]

kinda rough on the balls tho

Agreed, a little rough on the fellas, but effective in cleaning.

 

[Jackben]

 

[krypt0nian]

exactly how do you keep an impeccable ass? And what's this about baby wipes as an alternative to toilet paper?

Toilet paper wiped + baby wiped after going. My shower routine includes an extra quick internal flush if I know I'm going to be playing around soon.

Impeccable. This isn't unusual for sexually active gay men, and I know I've always appreciated it when topping/rimming a guy.

 

[Ultima_5]

I use a rag on a stick

 

[Davey Cakes]

No it's possible. Some people just wrap the tp around their hand in a big wad, and just wipe without any method or strategy, because they're so 'nice-nasty'.

My brother clumps it into a ball to wipe his ass. It's ridiculous. Waste of TP and it always clogs the toilet. In fact, he gets angry when we don't buy the 1000-sheet version that makes clumping easier, even though the rest of us in the how enjoy the "extra soft" kind that's 300-sheets per roll but is thicker per sheet.

Two overlapping squares of the "extra soft" stuff will work for a single wipe. Simple and efficient. People who "wrap" or "clump" toilet paper need to re-evaluate their methods.

 

[zoukka]

Go to shower -> apply soap to hand -> wipe -> rinse.

This shouldn't be any harder than this.

 

[nVidiot_Whore]

Are people afraid to admit they touch their anus when cleaning out of some skewed concept of homosexuality or do people really avoid touching their anus when cleaning?

The hell is wrong with people, lol.

 

[double jump]

http://youtu.be/2uceKqK7xYs

gaf brought me here

 

[Onemic]

No. I wrap my ass in plastic wrap before getting in the shower so it stays dirty and full of crusty dingleberries. What the fuck do you think? GAF is fucking helpless sometimes. Like that one guy, "GUYS, I'M GOING TO A CONCERT.... HOW DO I ACT???" Fuck.

link?

 

[krypt0nian]

Are people afraid to admit they touch their anus when cleaning out of some skewed concept of homosexuality or do people really avoid touching their anus when cleaning?

The hell is wrong with people, lol.

I've long since stopped trying to figure out people's aversion to their own asses.

 

[JustHadToJoin]

I've long since stopped trying to figure out people's aversion to their own asses.

probably some unfortunate combination of
ass= dirty, touching ass = gay, gay = bad

 

[Davey Cakes]

exactly how do you keep an impeccable ass? And what's this about baby wipes as an alternative to toilet paper?

Baby wipes (or adult wipes, which I use) are much preferred for me. They can be effectively used in combination with regular TP.

I used to go TP->adult wipe but now I do it the other way around. The wetness of the adult wipe really helps with getting mostly everything on the first go, so that TP can finish the job.

It's a good alternative to a bidet, in my opinion.

Are people afraid to admit they touch their anus when cleaning out of some skewed concept of homosexuality or do people really avoid touching their anus when cleaning?

The hell is wrong with people, lol.

It's really weird. I have no problem touching my ass. In fact, it feels great to know that I'm cleaning it so thorougly. I'm not gay, but getting that lather going and sticking my fingers up there to clean that sucker out makes me feel way more hygienic.

Being comfortable with your body enough to clean it sufficiently is a part of growing up.

 

[zoukka]

probably some unfortunate combination of
ass= dirty, touching ass = gay, gay = bad

No it's more like they do are barbaric and don't know about basic hygiene.

 

[Sanky Panky]

Wet wipes plus deep hand scrub in the shower all the time. You never know when that next rimjob will come at you.

 

[krypt0nian]

Wet wipes plus deep hand scrub in the shower all the time. You never know when that next rimjob will come at you.

Preach.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Are people afraid to admit they touch their anus when cleaning out of some skewed concept of homosexuality or do people really avoid touching their anus when cleaning?

The hell is wrong with people, lol.

By this same logic, do these people avoid touching their crotch except when absolutely necessary? Maybe some special method to peeing that avoids as much contact with their own dicks as humanly possible?

 

[brianjones]

I use a loofah in the shower right up my ass crack. Works like a charm, my current color is white.

I use this but not in between my ass and then on the rest of my body that's gross

I spread my cheeks under the shower head is about it

 

[GoldenEye 007]

oh my



And what is a deep hand scrub, btw?

 

[LuchaShaq]

My brother clumps it into a ball to wipe his ass. It's ridiculous. Waste of TP and it always clogs the toilet. In fact, he gets angry when we don't buy the 1000-sheet version that makes clumping easier, even though the rest of us in the how enjoy the "extra soft" kind that's 300-sheets per roll but is thicker per sheet.

Two overlapping squares of the "extra soft" stuff will work for a single wipe. Simple and efficient. People who "wrap" or "clump" toilet paper need to re-evaluate their methods.

Get it so soft/thick that you don't need more than one square is how I roll. (Also don't eat like a manbaby so your shit isn't liquid taco bell god damn)

 

[hypostasis]

baby wipes AWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAH

x2

Utilizing baby wipes every time one drops kids off at the pool will minimize any effort needed once in the shower. Once you try them you'll be loathe to go back to toilet paper.

 

[Frank Jaeger]

I take advantage of my dogs!

 

[Grakl]

cmon GAF

http://youtu.be/2uceKqK7xYs

gaf brought me here

Great song.

 

[GQman2121]

I use these:

With this:

Both are very affordable.

Gloves

Wash

 

[mingus]

I never wipe my butt.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Welp that was one of the strangest Gif's I've seen this week.

Edit: people what the hell just use your hands jesus christ.

 

[Ashhong]

my butthole has been really itchy lately, like super itchy. I went online and it said I probably have worms and to put a piece of tape on my butthole because they sometimes come out and would get stuck on the piece of tape.

The whole thing has left me very uneasy

This is the most disgusting post in this thread.

 

[DominoKid]

there was people in a previous thread that admitted that they only wash themselves once a week at most.

Gross.

Just take a washcloth and go down the aisle. It ain't complicated.

 

[Jackben]

Welp that was one of the strangest Gif's I've seen this week.

Edit: people what the hell just use your hands jesus christ.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=489123

 

[Rocket Scientist]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=489123

I said goddamn sir.

 

[Jackben]

 

[brianjones]

never has anal rape been so funny

 

[SapientWolf]

The real question is, "Do you wash the butt towel?"

 

[Gustav]

I would hate to live my life in such a way that the simple act of shitting is such an ordeal.

If you're ass is gross after every bowel movement to the point you feel you need a shower you should probably change your diet.

I don't shower. I wash my ass. Smearing shit around with dry paper sounds like a stupid idea to me.

 

[Stet]

I don't shower. I wash my ass. Smearing shit around with dry paper sounds like a stupid idea to me.

when i spill food i get out the hose instead of paper towel too

 

[Gustav]

when i spill food i get out the hose instead of paper towel too

Lets say you get shit on your hand. Would you wipe it down with dry paper or rather wash it off?