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[Prophet Steve]

FML. Barely 10 minutes into a business meeting today at a Thai restaurant I spilled an entire bowl of green curry all over myself. The lower half of my shirt and both pant legs are now green and smell delicious.

Good, make an impression, make sure they notice you. Wear it with pride.

 

[Leeness]

That is all.

 

[Jzero]

That is all.

What is the white stuff?

 

[Clydefrog]

scar jo says hello.

boob physics

 

[CountAntonius]

That is all.

 

[Dead Man]

 

[Prophet Steve]

That is all.

Sooooooo, already researched distribution to Europe?

 

[Hot Coldman]

What is the white stuff?

brace yourself (kinda nsfw)

 

[Leeness]

What is the white stuff?

Sea salt

 

[BlazinAm]

Sea salt

A bit much?

 

[ZeroRay]

Looks like I came here at the perfect time.

 

[Lissar]

Sea salt

 

[Leeness]

A bit much?

Perfect amount

 

[AcridMeat]

....I must go....I almost licked the monitor.

 

[FallingEdge]

scar jo says hello.

so mesmerizing...

as is the cookies.

 

[Emitan]

Sea salt ice cream is the original THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY

 

[lazybones18]

brace yourself (kinda nsfw)

Not black enough

 

[Hawkian]

That is all.

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

 

[Perspicacity]

Ugh



Now I kind of want a cookie.

 

[ClassyPenguin]

That is all.

Marry me.

 

[Discotheque]

so is antonius ageless or wut? he looks exactly the same as in the 80s pic just with a haircut

 

[CountAntonius]

so is antonius ageless or wut? he looks exactly the same as in the 80s pic just with a haircut

I thought the "Count" gave away my secret...

 

[MutFox]

So I had haggis for the first time today...

:|

 

[NeOak]

Pitas with Hummus... so tasty!

 

[RyanardoDaVinci]

Cut my hair today:

 

[Irnbru]

So I had haggis for the first time today...

:|

Best thing ever, on pizza, holy shit.

 

[Clydefrog]

So I had haggis for the first time today...

:|

Pitas with Hummus... so tasty!

whoa whoa whoa. hummus and haggis are two very different things.

 

[DrBo42]

Every woman in existence looks infinitely better as a brunette. There's maybe 2 exceptions.

Truth.

 

[Leeness]

Marry me.

This is another reason I don't date at all.

If I ever did, the guy would get SUPER fat. Lol. I'd just bake all day long and make him eat the sweets so that I wouldn't.

So for your sake, I decline your proposal

 

[Horse Detective]

This is another reason I don't date at all.

If I ever did, the guy would get SUPER fat. Lol. I'd just bake all day long and make him eat the sweets so that I wouldn't.

So for your sake, I decline your proposal

Just make him run to the grocery store and back for cooking supplies.

Problem solved!

 

[dralla]

or just bake healthy things.

my healthy chocolate chip cookie!

 

[NeOak]

This is another reason I don't date at all.

If I ever did, the guy would get SUPER fat. Lol. I'd just bake all day long and make him eat the sweets so that I wouldn't.

So for your sake, I decline your proposal

 

[MutFox]

Best thing ever, on pizza, holy shit.

whoa whoa whoa. hummus and haggis are two very different things.

I like hummus....
Haggis, wasn't a fan of the after taste...

Supposedly the haggis I had was considered good too...
Would hate to have an average haggis...

Mmmm, chicken nugget...

 

[Jzero]

This is another reason I don't date at all.

If I ever did, the guy would get SUPER fat. Lol. I'd just bake all day long and make him eat the sweets so that I wouldn't.

So for your sake, I decline your proposal

Excuses, excuses.

 

[MutFox]

This is another reason I don't date at all.

If I ever did, the guy would get SUPER fat. Lol. I'd just bake all day long and make him eat the sweets so that I wouldn't.

So for your sake, I decline your proposal

What the hell?!?
How are you not taken?

 

[ClassyPenguin]

This is another reason I don't date at all.

If I ever did, the guy would get SUPER fat. Lol. I'd just bake all day long and make him eat the sweets so that I wouldn't.

So for your sake, I decline your proposal

seeing how I had this awesome meal today:

meatball soup and Blue Moon. So damn savory.

Laugh and Grow Fat!

 

[EVOL 100%]

This is another reason I don't date at all.

If I ever did, the guy would get SUPER fat. Lol. I'd just bake all day long and make him eat the sweets so that I wouldn't.

So for your sake, I decline your proposal

Ahem… I have a stupidly strong metabolism. I'd never get fat.

Spoiler

DIABETES!

 

[ClassyPenguin]

Spoiler

DIABETES!

I'd take that chance.

 

[shintoki]

Should I make this my picture for the rest of Real Pic Jan? Would be my first non-shuichi based one... But I think I just look fucking gorgeous.

 

[Narolf]

What the hell?!?
How are you not taken?

If my memory serves me well, it's quite a touchy subject for her, according to what I lurked over at the Depression thread some time back.

 

[Ezalc]

Damn Django was awesome.

EDIT: Leeness stop making excuses! And Shintoki, yes you totally should!

 

[Leeness]

Should I make this my picture for the rest of Real Pic Jan? Would be my first non-shuichi based one... But I think I just look fucking gorgeous.

Um, yes, make it your avatar. You do look gorgeous

 

[srenity]

http://i.imgur.com/qhYKoS4.jpg

That is all.

Jacques Torres' recipe? Even if it's not, those cookies look really awesome.

or just bake healthy things.

my healthy chocolate chip cookie!

http://distilleryimage10.s3.amazonaws.com/e9093254c6c311e19e4a12313813ffc0_7.jpg

Looks like a muffin for some reason, haha. What about this cookie that makes it healthy?

 

[Transhuman]

This is another reason I don't date at all.

If I ever did, the guy would get SUPER fat. Lol. I'd just bake all day long and make him eat the sweets so that I wouldn't.

So for your sake, I decline your proposal

You couldn't make me super fat even if you had a candy bread house in the middle of the woods, or if you were Augustus Gloop's mother, or if I was some sort of "Famished Caterpillar".

 

[Narolf]

She could, even when it comes to you.

 

[Leeness]

Jacques Torres' recipe? Even if it's not, those cookies look really awesome.

Kitsune put the link up earlier in the thread and I had to try them haha.

http://www.ambitiouskitchen.com/201...ocolate-chip-cookies-my-favorite-cookie-ever/

Mine went a little weird (the dough got crumbly in the fridge, so I added a bit more butter and put it all in the microwave, which made the chocolate chips melt, which is why they're dark lol) but they're delicious anyway.

I want to try them again and see if I can prevent the fridge-crumble.

She could, even when it comes to you.

Most likely lol.

And your memory is correct, but I don't want to ruin this thread with my crazy

 

[Chuckie]

You couldn't make me super fat even if you had a candy bread house in the middle of the woods, or if you were Augustus Gloop's mother, or if I was some sort of "Famished Caterpillar".

That's what I thought five years ago

 

[trab pu kcip]

ahahahahaha!!

 

[Emitan]

Woke up at 2pm today!

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Woke up at 2pm today!

Woke up at 6pm today!