EDIT: IF YOUR SUGGESTION IS MADE BY NINTENDO YOUR POINT IS VALID BUT YOU LOSE A TON OF BONUS POINTS OKAY
One of the biggest reasons I'm not into Japanese games as much anymore is because they keep trying to make me jerk off to them and I don't want to and I get kind of weirded out that they are so into the idea of making their audience masturbate.
Even the ones I like are all of a sudden HEY GUESS WHAT
So here's a thread to try to find the games that aren't slaves to Akihabara Market Realities.
I'll start with the only two games I can think of:
Tokyo Jungle
No people in it at all. I mean, I haven't finished it so maybe if you play long enough you can unlock an anime girl with inflated, swaying boobs that shoots hearts out of her ass while she does a robotic jpop dance but I doubt it!
Katamari Whatever
All the people are weird blocks. I guess you could say the King of All Cosmos is gay fanservice but that's sort of outside the purview of this thread.
Oh and I know western games aren't perfect or anything, but this thread is mostly about the extent to which this quirk of the industry has affected Japanese products so please don't post like "Yeah but Deep Silver tried to sell people ladies' chopped up torsos so stop picking on Japan!" because I know I know.
One of the biggest reasons I'm not into Japanese games as much anymore is because they keep trying to make me jerk off to them and I don't want to and I get kind of weirded out that they are so into the idea of making their audience masturbate.
Even the ones I like are all of a sudden HEY GUESS WHAT

So here's a thread to try to find the games that aren't slaves to Akihabara Market Realities.
I'll start with the only two games I can think of:
Tokyo Jungle

No people in it at all. I mean, I haven't finished it so maybe if you play long enough you can unlock an anime girl with inflated, swaying boobs that shoots hearts out of her ass while she does a robotic jpop dance but I doubt it!
Katamari Whatever

All the people are weird blocks. I guess you could say the King of All Cosmos is gay fanservice but that's sort of outside the purview of this thread.
Oh and I know western games aren't perfect or anything, but this thread is mostly about the extent to which this quirk of the industry has affected Japanese products so please don't post like "Yeah but Deep Silver tried to sell people ladies' chopped up torsos so stop picking on Japan!" because I know I know.