End of Days: This could have been pretty decent if it was trimmed down to an hour and a half. It certainly didn't need to be two hours. The pacing was horrible at times. It has some genuinely cool scenes (Arnold chasing a dude while being suspended from a helicopter, Sting style, a whole bunch of explosions, the subway scene), but getting to those scenes was usually a chore. It was SO on the nose and not clever at all that I kind of admire it. Fuck the scene with the baby and snake blood, though. Gross. It's not the worst Arnold movie, but it certainly isn't anywhere near the best. I'd rank it ahead of Twins and probably The Running Man (I thought TRM was AWFUL and cheap, especially compared to the movies he did around that same time).
The Five-Year Engagementt: I don't know. This is from the same team that did Sarah Marshall (which I think is the best and has the most heart of all the Apatow related films)? You couldn't tell at all. It was for sure too long and didn't really have nearly as much comedy as you'd expect from a Jason Segel movie. I liked the chemistry between he and Emily Blunt, but it was really the supporting characters that had most of the funny stuff. Chris Pratt, Alison Bree, and Brian Posehn had most of the funny parts in the movie. I think it would have been more enjoyable if my expectations were different going in. I thought it would be more like Sarah Marshall or generic Apatow comedy, but it wasn't either. It reminded me a lot more of The Muppets than Sarah Marshall. What stood out to me, and what I noticed in Bridesmaids as well, was the lack of music during scenes. There was very little music or score throughout either movie and it made a lot of scenes come off very dry and static. Light hearted romantic comedies need music.