The worst commercials you've ever seen.

The cock, balls and arse sniffing one for Lynx.

Plus the ones about being embarrassed about going for a shit at work for Andrex. Nothing to do with being embarrassed, I'm not putting my arse on a seat where someone else who wasn't me recently had their own cock, balls and arse on it too.
 
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Not sure if this counts? But that 3 minute trailer for Project Hail Mary on YT has ruined the film for me. Seems like a cringe sci-fi comedy for normies.
So I will give it a miss.
 
This one too:


You wouldn't steal a car? I would if I could fucking download one.

Top of my list has to be go compare. Even if those cunts could save me 90% on my insurance I still wouldn't use them. I also now refuse to buy celebrations, the chocolate assortment, because of their shitty Christmas ad with the really fucking annoying twats going whoop whoop.
 


All the Apple Intelligence ads from last fall were terrible, but this one was the worst. I'm sure this was meant to be funny, but it came off more mean spirited.

Lots of people are concerned about AI abuses, but Apple releases a series of ads that emphasize using AI to trick your friends, family, and co-workers.

The Bella Ramsey series of Apple Intelligence ads were also really cringe-worthy.
 
The cock, balls and arse sniffing one for Lynx.

Plus the ones about being embarrassed about going for a shit at work for Andrex. Nothing to do with being embarrassed, I'm not putting my arse on a seat where someone else who wasn't me recently had their own cock, balls and arse on it too.
so you will hold in a poop for 7 hours and 59 minutes because you can't get the thought of someone's asshole and dick out of your mind?
 
This absolute abomination, if italy ever sees it they will declare ware on jamaica.


Yeah pizza toast is a thing but jamaica fucked every part of it up. Vile super dense flavourless dough bread, nasty ass margarine spread on top then ketchup. Garnish with shit like chopped up hotdogs and finish off with what is basically yellow plastic as it sure ain't cheese as i have had the misfortune to eat that stuff when i lived over in jamaica. iIt doesn't melt no matter how long you put it in the oven for. Hell while the world rags on american cheese at least that stuff melts like a dream. Look at that shit when they pull it out the oven it's exactly the same but a tiny bit brown LOL

Not one single herb or spice was used, not even salt or pepper.
 
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