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[Rocket Scientist]

If this is a case of friendzoned then she should not accept these gifts.

I bet he would lick her BF's cum off her back if he could.

Omega Fraud.

FUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

 

[Heysoos]

We are probably confused how you get that conclusion out of that facebook conversation.

Good question. I'm guessing wherever OP got this picture from contained more context. Otherwise it seems like the dude is just friendzoned.

 

[Deified Data]

The lonely Juan.

 

[GK86]

Wait how do we not know Juan isn't her boyfriend?

'I'm most thankful for your friendship...'

 

[EdibleExplosives]

We are probably confused how you get that conclusion out of that facebook conversation.

I can't explain why I'm confused because it's against the rules to complain about threads now. Sadness.

 

[McLovin]

god dammit Juan... god dammit.

 

[Horseticuffs]

Really, you guys who ain't grasping this shit should thank god for your luck.

The lonely Juan.

Juan is the loneliest number.

 

[GoldenEye 007]

What a dumbass.

WOW

 

[Onemic]

simpinnnnnnnn

 

[Anton Sugar]

I bet he would lick her BF's cum off her back if he could

 

[Voice of Reason]

I bet he would lick her BF's cum off her back if he could.

Omega Fraud.

hahahaha

 

[SteveWinwood]

he's right

Man times have changed.

http://www.jared.com/ProductDisplay...pe=Base&categoryId=&langId=-1&catalogId=10001

Well at least it could have been a lot worse.

 

[Borgnine]

I think there's a little bit of Juan in all of us. I mean you know, except for her.

 

[EdibleExplosives]

I bet he would lick her BF's cum off her back if he could.

Omega Fraud.

 

[Mechazawa]

"Sooner or later, the thirst always wins."

 

[Ferrio]

'I'm most thankful for your friendship...'

Which I could easily see someone say about their lover...

 

[Ravensmash]

Maybe it was her birthday.

 

[Jburton]

What does this mean?

 

[Heysoos]

Which I could easily see someone say about their lover...

"thank you bro"

 

[marrec]

What does this mean?

Juan got some gifts for his girlfriend.

Who is also her brother.

 

[Slayven]

What does this mean?

He pasted his simp padawan test.

 

[GeoNeo]

K what.

the fuck

I'm being 100% serious men like him would do anything to get a slice of that (cream) pie.

No matter how degrading it is...they fool themselves into thinking they have any sort of chance in hell.

he's right

Yea it's pretty sad actually.

 

[AkuMifune]

It's all fun and games until Juan breaks into their house and shoots them.

 

[BigJonsson]

Maybe hes loaded with cash

 

[vas_a_morir]

"thank you bro"

Maybe... it's her brother?

I can't even imagine how someone would simp so hard. I mean... it's Valentines Day... he has to know the connotation.

 

[def sim]

Samsung Galaxy S Blaze

What?

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

I say Goddamn. Only has himself to blame.

 

[BronsonLee]

Samsung Galaxy S Blaze

What?

Came to post about this. What an awful idea on his part.


... I mean that phone is terrible!

 

[Htown]

I bet he would lick her BF's cum off her back if he could.

Omega Fraud.

 

[Slayven]

Came to post about this. What an awful idea on his part.


... I mean that phone is terrible!

Probably on a budget.

 

[Lucario]

Came to post about this. What an awful idea on his part.


... I mean that phone is terrible!

It's his old phone.

$50 says he "accidentally" left some dick pix on it.

 

[Ferrio]

Maybe Juan is rich and don't give a fuck.


Actually if he's rich he'd probably not be in that position...

 

[def sim]

Came to post about this. What an awful idea on his part.


... I mean that phone is terrible!

Yeah, the real joke is on her. Juan got her good.

 

[OriginalNameGuy]

If this is a case of friendzoned then she should not accept these gifts.

FUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Why not? She most likely never told him to buy these gifts. He did it on his own in hopes of getting something back in return

 

[victreeb3l]

wow lmao. this is pathetic.

simping god right there

Samsung Galaxy S Blaze

What?

id friendzone someone if i got that trash too. i might put out for a note 2 though

 

[SoulPlaya]

I think he may be her brother. I know "bro" is usually just a general term, but he may be her brother.

But, I doubt it.

 

[Talon]

Maybe Juan is rich and don't give a fuck.

If he's rich, he's not shopping at Jared's.

 

[marrec]

Probably on a budget.

He got some girl a $99 dollar necklace. I've bought flowers more expensive than that, dudes either on a budget or he really doesn't want that girl.

Or he's her brother.

 

[Borgnine]

WHO THE FUCK IS BENITO

 

[overcast]

That's awful. Holy shit.

 

[otapnam]

If he's rich, he's not shopping at Jared's.

hahhahahaahaha THIS

 

[Error]

christ, why would anyone even do this????

 

[blame space]

"I went to jared lol" should be their new ad campaign

 

[botty]

Should have bought her an iPhone 5.

 

[ConradCervantes]

Oh my god. That hurts so much to see.

 

[Harry Potter]

"I went to Jared" I whispered as she opened the small velvet box of Subway coupons.

 

[BronsonLee]

Probably on a budget.

He got her jewels and all that jazz! Getting gifts for female friends on holidays/birthdays is one thing, but if this is the route he wants to go, go full bore!

However, apparently the other stuff wasn't that expensive either... A conundrum!

It's his old phone.

$50 says he "accidentally" left some dick pix on it.

ITSATARP

I wish I had the boxes and shit for my old phone too.. Instant gift!

Yeah, the real joke is on her. Juan got her good.

The ultimate revenge for a scorned heart... A crappy phone!

Do they even sell the Blaze new anymore? Where in earth did he get it?

 

[Snkfanatic]

Perfect response haha

 

[Takamura-San]

Maybe hes loaded with cash

Maybe, he sold all his stuff for it. Or got into massive debt for it.

 

[darkwing]

why do some people do this to themselves??