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[R2D4]

the director and his sister are...very close in real life, shall we say.

Just like in this fan fiction stories.



http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Folgers "Home for the Holidays" Commercial/works

 

[Aguirre]

Time to cancel that amazon order then

if its something awesome, you should keep it and maybe we could play with it together someday! ^_^'

 

[Featheredkitten]

Just like in this fan fiction stories.



http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Folgers "Home for the Holidays" Commercial/works

Oh. Oh dear god...There's so many!


Edit: *reading* oh...ew..ew.. *gag*

 

[params7]

Friend Zone: Level MAXIMUM.

I don't believe this shit, man. This can't be. Why would you do this, Juan?

"Because she's my close friend and maybe she likes me and will think about me when wearing it! Eventually becoming my gf"

I'm just trying to rationalize this in Juan's brain

 

[TAJ]

.

I remember that.
I thought no one could beat that, but then Tiger proved me wrong.... so very wrong.

 

[HalfBakedProphet]

Just like in this fan fiction stories.



http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Folgers "Home for the Holidays" Commercial/works

holy f'ing fuuuuuuuuck

 

[jon bones]

.

add me to the list of people who don't believe this

 

[Supermanisdead]

Maybe that Charm dude won the lottery and bought his childhood friend a car????

 

[aristotle]

if its something awesome, you should keep it and maybe we could play with it together someday! ^_^'

o.0 O-okay.

 

[Heysoos]

While I'm not saying those two facebook posts are real, people that do this very much exist.

I had a girl that tried to buy me an Xbox 360 Slim when they came out, despite knowing I wasn't interested in anything more than being friends and that I was actively talking to another girl I was interested in. (I didn't accept the gift.)

 

[phosphor112]

i dont understand...

 

[McLovin]

i dont understand...

He's just her friend.

 

[phosphor112]

I'd prefer "Juan is the Loneliest Number"

Oh Jesus. Lmao.

 

[AlexMogil]

Don't you Juan me baby
Don't you Juan me, oo-ohhhhhh.

 

[Slayven]

While I'm not saying those two facebook posts are real, people that do this very much exist.

I had a girl that tried to buy me an Xbox 360 Slim when they came out, despite knowing I wasn't interested in anything more than being friends and that I was actively talking to another girl I was interested in. (I didn't accept the gift.)

Still friends?

 

[Marlowe89]

Juan is the boyfriend, she's actually just sarcastically joking with him.

(this is what I'll keep telling myself)

 

[Heysoos]

Still friends?

Nope.

 

[Row]

I have 3 sisters, and I would never buy them jewelry...it seems off

 

[Tawney Bomb]

Cuz now he doesn't have to do shit.

This...this has to be fake.

 

[Devolution]

Simp train. A ticket to a lonely night sleep.

 

[akira28]

This is not even his final form.

hahah what would that even be? Being her best man at her expensive wedding that he helps pay for?

 

[Seanspeed]

I refuse to ever go to Jareds because of those commercials.

Juan is the boyfriend, she's actually just sarcastically joking with him.

(this is what I'll keep telling myself)

I often used to tell my ex that she was my best friend.

 

[slightconfuse]

i cant even fathom buying something for a girl that i am not in a relationship with. even crazier if they already in one.

 

[Slayven]

hahah what would that even be? Being her best man at her expensive wedding that he helps pay for?

Drive them to the airport for their honey moon.

 

[Homeboyd]

Odds she'll ever bang him?

A million to Juan.

I'm sorry, I can't see clearly but is the other person who "liked" the post(I assume the boyfriend) named "Berito"?

.

This guy is the king. He's like the purple suit guy from Simp City who keeps annoying you with gifts you don't really need or want.

God damn this thread delivers.

Simp City?!?! Hahahaha

 

[vas_a_morir]

Simp train. A ticket to a lonely night sleep.

Apparently tickets ain't cheap.

 

[Devolution]

He went to Jared?
He went to Jared!
Suck his dick yet?
Don't need to.

 

[brianjones]

simp-ly irresistible

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

I just bought my wife lunch

Dude treats his female friends better than I treat my wife.

But at least I get sex...

 

[Horseticuffs]

Jesus, guys. Life can be cruel and hilarious.

To that end I've patented the word "Cruelarious". We get the world we deserve

 

[Omegasquash]

Hey dudes, this never actually works:

 

[eastmen]

Im 3 years older than my neighbor, ive known her since the day she came home from the hospital and we are like brother and sister. Because of that id send her flowers for her b day and v day while she was at college. Alll her friends loved it and got me alot of play

 

[mugurumakensei]

Hey dudes, this never actually works:

Depends on if shes a prostitute or not.

 

[Borgnine]

Wait a minute... WHO THE FUCK IS JARED?

 

[Lambtron]

I'm so glad my partner has zero interest in diamonds.

 

[mackattk]

add me to the list of people who don't believe this

Guy might be loaded, and dropping 30k isn't anything to him... Who knows.

 

[tycoonheart]

Im 3 years older than my neighbor, ive known her since the day she came home from the hospital and we are like brother and sister. Because of that id send her flowers for her b day and v day while she was at college. Alll her friends loved it and got me alot of play

Well played, my man.

 

[starchild excalibur]

http://youtu.be/O8yHylX7tWk?t=4s

 

[Heysoos]

http://youtu.be/O8yHylX7tWk?t=4s

That's not Stewie's laugh.


Ohhh. I see different language.

 

[mernst23]

Hey dudes, this never actually works:

Shrug, worked for me.

Huh? It totally does. Maybe not instantaneously like that, but it does.

Nope, instantaneous here.

 

[Einbroch]

Hey dudes, this never actually works:

Huh? It totally does. Maybe not instantaneously like that, but it does.

 

[Paradicia]

Damn, poor dude.

 

[Wazzim]

These guys pretty much see girls as prostitutes...

 

[MooseKing]

I....am...a little...confused?

Friendzone. It's not her boyfriend. It's just her friend.

It's so insane that nobody can comprehend it.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

But who was Sam Sung?!

 

[SouthernDragon]

P.S. I'm sure that Juan sees himself as competition, but obviously he's deluded. If the girl is in a relationship, he should back off and respect the relationship.

Just... so many levels of stupid.

 

[Raiden]

Friendzone. It's not her boyfriend. It's just her friend.

It's so insane that nobody can comprehend it.

The OP's threadtitle is what misleading everybody.





So for the people who are still confused:

Juan is the simp here that bought the girl all these gifts.

The OP's joke is that Juan whent to Jared to buy her these gifts and now he does not have to buy his girlfriend anything anymore because goold Juan already did.

 

[Miss.Selfdestruct]

At least it wasn't a car

or ridiculous designer accessories.

 

[Omegasquash]

Huh? It totally does. Maybe not instantaneously like that, but it does.

OK it worked...once. And that was the biggie. After that it's been all thanks and hugs.

But getting diamonds for a gal that you're not with? Nope.

 

[Featheredkitten]

Guy might be loaded, and dropping 30k isn't anything to him... Who knows.

There is no way that crappy heart jewelry cost 30K.