This is going to be the first game that I'll have to issue a warning to the people in my house before I play.
"Just to clarify, what you're going to be hearing is NOT porn. Just...kind of ignore it if possible"
You cant fool me!
This is going to be the first game that I'll have to issue a warning to the people in my house before I play.
"Just to clarify, what you're going to be hearing is NOT porn. Just...kind of ignore it if possible"
Eurogamer seems to focus on the negatives:
fake edit: actually, from re-reading it it feels like the sort of review for DmC a fan of DMC1 would write.
Another path might lead to a Hidden Tomb in need of raiding, although that’s a misnomer: you’re alerted to their proximity by a popup, and their entrances are clearly marked with hieroglyphic scrawls. Inside each, you’ll find a single-room physics puzzle
Gaf, don't you ever get tired of being wrong?
However, for every pretty view or pleasing puzzle, another prolonged bout of hiding behind walls and shooting things is waiting around the corner. It's as if the game is terrified the high-level intellectual thinking involved in working out how to open a door will tire the poor dim player out, so a bit more mindless violence gets chucked in for relaxation purposes.
so Lara is now an action star? Cool with me. Let the bitter tears flow LOL.
Looks like a polished and damn fine looking game. Will enjoy on PS3. I hope they don't fuck it up on that platform with all the Xbox pushing I've been seeing my CD.
So, Rihanna Pratchett put all her effort into Lara but the rest of the writing is mediocre. Oh well.
Completion of a tomb isn’t rewarded with some rare treasure, but a gold chest containing a hefty XP bonus.
There also seems to be a constant worry that the player is not being given enough Things To Do. So meaningless tasks are offered up endlessly - Find All the Vases! Collect All the Mushrooms! Burn All the Flags! There are so many diary pages and collectable objects lying about that the island feels like a rubbish dump for a deeply dull museum.
The multitude of menus via which the objects are curated don't help, and nor do the endless onscreen messages. It's hard to get about excited about "2 OF 3 CEREMONIAL FANS FOUND!", no matter how that sentence is capitalised or punctuated. I am not ashamed to reveal that my final tally reads "0% VASES". (Although I am proud to have managed "67% KANPO HERBS".)
It's plausible there are players out there who can indeed be bothered to crack open every crate. And it is possible to complete the game while skipping the collecting business. But the sheer volume of stuff makes it hard to ignore, and so it becomes an annoying distraction.
How was "GAF" wrong about this? I'm pretty sure almost everyone expected it to get good reviews and probably sell a lot of copies -- doesn't mean people will suddenly like the game or change their mind about some of the stupid shit that's in it.Gaf, don't you ever get tired of being wrong?
Game is gonna sell loads too. Double whammy.![]()
Regarding the optional tombs, this kinda put me off. From Edge's review.
Regarding the optional tombs, this kinda put me off. From Edge's review.
The boxes can be ticked, several times over - collectables, upgrade systems, big fat guns, blood and gore, pretty graphics, set pieces, boss battles, cut-scenes where the characters' lip movements almost match what they are saying, multiplayer modes, art galleries, quick-time events, more collectables. All of these tricks are pulled off with competence and polish.
But they're just tricks, and they leave little room for the elements that set Tomb Raider apart to shine.
Messofanego said:This is for you, Derrick01
Gaf, don't you ever get tired of being wrong?
Game is gonna sell loads too. Double whammy.![]()
Regarding the optional tombs, this kinda put me off. From Edge's review.
It's a video game, the same can be said for almost every other game.
Good lord the Polygon review is terrible to read with all the hipster design, monochrome gifs, etc..
Yeah, that monochrome film grain shit is gross. Comes off as super pretentious to me.
Good lord the Polygon review is terrible to read with all the hipster design, monochrome gifs, etc..
Lara can more than hold her own against the crazed island inhabitants, and killing them is so much fun, it more or less undermines the whole narrative about the impact of taking human life.
The problem with Tomb Raider is not that it's trying to do something new. The problem is it's trying to do what everyone else is doing.
It succeeds in that aim. The boxes can be ticked, several times over - collectables, upgrade systems, big fat guns, blood and gore, pretty graphics, set pieces, boss battles, cut-scenes where the characters' lip movements almost match what they are saying, multiplayer modes, art galleries, quick-time events, more collectables. All of these tricks are pulled off with competence and polish.
EG review was really well done. I still feel like they listed way too many important negatives to still give the game a 8, but I'm a substance guy so score really doesn't affect me.
Yeah all of my criticisms of this game have been proven correct so far, just like in Hitman.
Ubisoft disease is spreadingThis is for you, Derrick01!
I love filling up barsleveling up is the new treasure
Regarding the optional tombs, this kinda put me off. From Edge's review.
Eurogamer seems to focus on the negatives:
fake edit: actually, from re-reading it it feels like the sort of review for DmC a fan of DMC1 would write.
People who hated on FarCry3 for padding are going to love this.
It's a shame the other characters don't get much screen time, and are therefore unable to move beyond archetypes like Feisty Black Chick, Nerdy White Dude, Hot Asian Babe and Dirty Foreign Rapist of Unspecified Baltic Origin.
I hope these journalists spend thier bribe money on something nice.
This is going to be the first game that I'll have to issue a warning to the people in my house before I play.
"Just to clarify, what you're going to be hearing is NOT porn. Just...kind of ignore it if possible"
Scores are about as useful as an arrow to the knee.8/10
Ubisoft disease is spreading![]()
At first I was like, "well this is a silly thing to say."
Then I clicked the link. What the hell is wrong with that website? Its headache inducing.