Indeed.
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Indeed.
they get paid ... no where near as close as you would think they would be paid. But their healthcare coverage are second to none.
Eppy Thatcher
God's had his chance.
So ... alot of these girls look even worse than they would on a normal day ... no base anything .. nothing at all so the makeup artist doesn't have to work around their shitty Walgreens makeup when they come in for a shoot. So even tho they be clothed they might as well be rolling right out of bed.
That chic with the cray hair everyone is quoting is seriously not even remotely CLOSE to the worst on that list. Looks like a girl I would see in downtown portland and not even bat an eye. And I bet with half the makeup of the finished product pic she would look fucking good.
Now... some of these other women ... FUCKIN HELL... makeup artists = sorcerer apparently ... shaving DECADES off these haggard beasts daily. Good lawd.
That chic with the cray hair everyone is quoting is seriously not even remotely CLOSE to the worst on that list. Looks like a girl I would see in downtown portland and not even bat an eye. And I bet with half the makeup of the finished product pic she would look fucking good.
Now... some of these other women ... FUCKIN HELL... makeup artists = sorcerer apparently ... shaving DECADES off these haggard beasts daily. Good lawd.
KingofGourds
Member
Some pretty radical changes there. Still, heroic work by the makeup artists there. Keeping boners alive since year one.
dude. these makeup companies have been here in one form or another for a fucking 2,000 years. 2,000. Of course technology will turn into magic when given enough time.
There's nothing "natural" about that first shot. She probably just came from the gym or something because she looks like complete shite. The first pic is her absolute worst and the second is her absolute best. "Natural" is somewhere in the middle.
You're being super weird in this thread.
I know that feel.
SonicMegaDrive
Member
Not gonna lie, most of the time I prefer to see a girl's real face than one with tons of make-up. A little bit of make-up goes a long away, but when it's just plastered on, it all looks the same to me.
blame space
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way ahead of you bro I been kicked out of sephoras statewide
you win one internet.
IamMattFox
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Would average guys on the street look better with makeup?
Our shock doesn't come from the idea that we consider her to be ugly to being with. The pornstars who looks worse without makeup still look like themselves with makeup on. This is not the case with her and about 2 others. But unlike the other exceptions she is absurdly attractive with that makeup job.
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toastyToast
Member
I'm surprised at the level of surprise here. These chicks look like they're rocking kabuki masks during scenes
CitizenCope
Member
Anyone familiar with that Seinfeld episode where his girlfriend looks different under certain lighting? From beast to beauty. I have a girl at work that is this. Some days she is a ridiculous 10 then some days it's "ugh". No in between. Damn make up.
Of course. That's the Festivus episode.
IISANDERII
Member
Alanah Rae looks fine without makeups too
PAULINK
I microwave steaks.
you owe me a new keyboard.
Alanah Rae looks fine without makeups too
Dude she's wearing make-up in the second pic, very light make-up. Jus sayin'.
So umm... Who is that?
This is an instance where the person on the left actually looks better.
CitizenCope
Member
Lmao nice pull in about a minute.
I'll repeat. Take your breath away SOME days.
Alanah Rae looks fine without makeups too
Foundation, concealer, eyeliner, mascara, filled brows
Femmeworth
Banned
They all look worse. :\ After a point, you might as well be wearing a mask that (vaguely) resembles your actual face.
CitizenCope
Member
Love the filled brows. God I think I'm the only sucker for eye brows.
A lesson to be learned to anyone that ever tries to connect porn stars to how real women look. Too much caked on makeup. Jeezus.
way more
Member
I have no words.
It's also the big goofy smile and grinning eyes.
I like to think once the make-up is put on she automatically adopts the pouty lips and seductive glances. Like Batman does with his voice once he puts on the mask.
Lambda Pie
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i bet dudes hang the before pics around the set to last longer.
ReturnOfTheRAT
Member
BTW, the person doing the makeup is XmelissamakeupX.
See You Next Wednesday
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link is down 
SapientWolf
Trucker Sexologist
That actually wouldn't be a bad idea.
I have no words.
I'm gonna go ahead and be the first person in this thread (?) to say that she looks fine before the makeup.
toastyToast
Member
GAF killed the site
Do any of you guys have the ones with Charmane Starr and Tori Black? The link is down, you killed it!
perfectchaos007
Member
Looks good to me. I knew this chick was goddess.
Someone call daddy warbucks, we know where Annie ran off too
schroddycat
Member
link's dead. can't find archive . I need some laughs man.
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