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WrestleMania 29 |OT| RematchaMania XXVIII-2: Out with the new and in with the old!

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Cena vs Rock

The ref fell asleep during the match,
Cena is about to hit Rock with the AA, when suddenly,

SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA

J.R.: BAW GAWD KING ITS THE SHIELD WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING HERE
King: Hyaaa!

Shield makes their way towards the ring staring at Cena
The Shield gets into the ring
They look at him
Reigns screams
They start to attack The Rock
They wake up the ref
Cena pins

1...2...3! CENA WINS

Cena hired The Shield
Cena hired Brad Maddox
Cena hired Paul Heyman
Cena is a Heyman guy
He takes a big bite of a WWE icecream bar, spits it on The Rock
Rubs the tasty vanilla ice cream over the belt
 
Biggest build up for me is the 'will they? won't they?' for the WM crowd. Will they verbally EVISCERATE JOHN SEEEEEEEEEEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAH?
 
Will I be able to put sad Cena face over Kai Doumeki's? Or will I have to switch out my entire avatar?

Whatever works best for you. It's gotta have that Cena face though.
 
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When did they move WM to NY?

Man, I'm not going to be able to see anything in the nose bleed seats.
 
Brock will lose to HHH, and as an act of revenge cost Rock the match, giving Cena, and thus Paul Heyman, control of the WWE Title. Heyman forms a stable of heels to take over WWE. This leads to Brock vs a returning Rock at WM30.

Heel Cena will be a thing of beauty. It's just basic thuganomics
 
Giant Statue of Liberty over the ring is just cheesy as all hell.

Also, can someone rig up a quick #FACE edit for me in PhotoShop?
(Preferably one that replaces the UBER in my current avatar.)

Mucho thanks.
 
Why does she work that hard just to shake her ass with those dolts she's been stuck with? Does she get a lot of dark matches or is she just insane?

All someone like Rosa has is her body, she has no talent, no ability, even her Spanish is awful which is weird because her gimmick is speaking Spanish, so yeah, she works out so she can keep her job.
 
All someone like Rosa has is her body, she has no talent, no ability, even her Spanish is awful which is weird because her gimmick is speaking Spanish, so yeah, she works out so she can keep her job.

I guess. Fake boobs, no hips, no butt, ugly face, can't speak Spanish, can't really dance etc.

Fuck I'm mean, I just expect more....

POR FAVOR.
 
So many #faces, you're pussy's all of you!

If you're gonna be #swerve, you need to specify the swerve.
 
So many #faces, you're pussy's all of you!

If you're gonna be #swerve, you need to specify the swerve.

Both results are swerves, honestly. Swerve ain't a team. BLACK OR WHITE, PICK A SIDE!
 
All someone like Rosa has is her body, she has no talent, no ability, even her Spanish is awful which is weird because her gimmick is speaking Spanish, so yeah, she works out so she can keep her job.

it's Hayes. the answer for all Rosa related question is Hayes.
 
All you #face guys should just stop watching wrestling, because clearly young longer believe in the magic.

Some may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
 
Reason enough to turn him, no? Unless it's not the main event.

It would be a good way to use the crowd at your biggest event with millions watching at home (more than any other event around the year) to your advantage. As opposed to your "top face" finding "redemption" in a heroic hero's heroically won feel good moment, while 60,000 disgusted fans boo him out of the building.
 
All you #face guys should just stop watching wrestling, because clearly young longer believe in the magic.

Some may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one

See even Dave f'n Meltzer thinks Cena is turning, what more proof do you need?
 
I guess. Fake boobs, no hips, no butt, ugly face, can't speak Spanish, can't really dance etc.

Fuck I'm mean, I just expect more....

POR FAVOR.

#whiteknight
#womanizer

#I'dhititonce

Hey if this work out thing leads to a career post WWE, more power to her. I won't lie. Her Spanish is terrible.
 
Trying to put an outline on the text in my avatar has made me realize that GIMP is a fucking dogshit program. Its nice that its free and all, but why can't things be SIMPLE?

Hey if this work out thing leads to a career post WWE, more power to her. I won't lie. Her Spanish is terrible.

I'm not sure how much Spanish is used in British Columbia.
 
See even Dave f'n Meltzer thinks Cena is turning, what more proof do you need?

Actually Meltzer did mention that it would be an ideal opportunity if they wanted to turn him on the latest Observer Radio, but that he doesn't expect it to happen regardless.
 
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