Orth made a topic about his girlfriend who like dolphin porn, he got scared and ran to the bathroom, but there he saw a possum, who scared the shit out of him. He came to GAF to ask for advice, so we told him to feed it pizza. He was out of food in his house, so Adam Orth went to his neighbor's house, a 49-year old Korean lady. And she didn't have any pizza. But she was hot and somehow they ended up having sex, and to make it up for the lack of pizza, she started buying him tons of stuff. But Adam discovered she was married. But the sex was so good she decided to let his old girlfriend go. The excuse? "I think vaginas are gross. I can't really approach them".
When Orth was showing of his new pickups in the Pick Up Thread, people got suspicious how the guy had so much money, and eventually they found out he was a Microsoft employee.
