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[maquiladora]

Suuuper late quote (didnt see your comment) but I meant I am aware he's Chechen, but the local news I was watching kept generalizing saying they are Russian. Also, links dont work :/

Yeah I see they've taken down the pics now. The site was getting hammered after his name got out.

 

[Reiko]

Pink Dildo

Bears

White old man with dead man switch

Jumper on overpass

Sandwich truck

Badass uncle

Losers

Pink Dildo

Bears

White old man with dead man switch

Jumper on overpass

Sandwich truck

Badass uncle

Losers

Reporter Hand Waving

Tight Pants

Unshaven Running Cop

*Updated*

 

[Various Artists]

unlike astroturfs post, this one is a little harder to decipher. not sure if serious.

I know people need to stop trying to be the funny guy about this shit,

 

[EBCubs03]

Is it confirmed that they legally bought those guns? If not stop speculating on shit you don't know nothing about.

Dude what the fuck? Who cares how they got them, they killed innocent people with them

Go fuck yourself dude

 

[Wickerman]

NewsBreaker @NewsBreaker

Dzhokar Tsarnaev tweeted Jay-Z quote after #BostonMarathon bombing: "Ain't no love in the heart of the city" http://bit.ly/Z8StQg - @CNN

#Illuminati.

https://twitter.com/J_tsar/status/323950071777472514

 

[Dosia]

And a lot of gaf members who knew for sure hat it was the exact same guy. In fact, they ridiculed anyone who didn't think they looked EXACTLY the same.

These blind people know who they are themselves and i sinceraly hope they don't ever post in threads that cover facial recognition again.
They can't help that they have bad racist eyes, but they now know that their eyes are not thrustworthy.

Racist eyes? Give me a break

 

[Wag]

State Police just brought in an armored truck.

 

[Phire Phox]

Been gone for a few hrs, can anyone update me on any new developments?

 

[Magni]

According to Buzzfeed this is his twitter account: https://twitter.com/@j_tsar

"this might be" fuck off Buzzfeed.

 

[Shady859]

from Reddit:

white hat is a juggalo

@ ICP show

 

[Bodacious]

Well no shit, but it still seems incredible for one 19 year old with everything they are rolling out.

 

[kingkitty]

*wakes up, turns on news*

Hmmmm....so what happened to that Sunil theory?

well if Sunil is alive out there, he's probably pissed

suspect 2 is someone else.

 

[BigDug13]

Every time, man. Every time. People don't learn, no matter how many times this shit goes down.

To be fair, legitimate news sources can't even get it right, and that's their job. To ask a bunch of internet amateurs to do a better job? Never going to happen. And like this thread that moves a mile a minute, people will continue to want to do their own investigations and speculation. It's our nature.

 

[Gary Whitta]

CBS NEWS: Suspect Dzockhar Tsarnaev became a US citizen on September 11, 2011.

 

[paperboywriter]

so what happend today, aside the uncle being classy. any videogame car chases or what?

 

[Ether_Snake]

"He became an American citizen on September 11, 2012". What a sad coincidence.

 

[Phonomezer]

Just watched the full press conference; Uncle Ruslan is so much more manly than I'll ever hope to be.

 

[pulga]

*wakes up, turns on news*

Hmmmm....so what happened to that Sunil theory?

Ill say it again, Reddit bullshit.

 

[Philia]

Every time, man. Every time. People don't learn, no matter how many times this shit goes down.

Lack of patience or critical reasoning just likes to go in hand to hand. :\

I try to amend some of the misinformation in here as much as I can but when it get quoted, it just perpetuate itself.

 

[Colonel Nasty]

Anzhi fan? What a piece of work

 

[phosphor112]

https://twitter.com/J_tsar

This is his twitter..

I highly doubt that.

 

[Lonestar]

from Reddit:

white hat is a juggalo

@ ICP show

Something we can all get behind! Ban ICP!

 

[LiK]

So many law enforcement vehicles... O_O;

 

[Nokagi]

Been gone for a few hrs, can anyone update me on any new developments?

Not really much new to report since this morning.

 

[vatstep]

from Reddit:

white hat is a juggalo

@ ICP show

Doesn't really look like the same guy.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

So, who is the worst press outfit covering this right now? CNN, Fox, or MSNBC? Or is it all just really awful?

 

[Yawnier]

Apparently here is the account.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/this-might-be-djohar-tsarnaevs-actual-twitter-account

Suspect #2 sure has some very interesting tweets if that account is really him. Holy shit.

 

[DietRob]

Hey, remember when people were saying that this Internet detective shit was bad news and would only lead to innocents being falsly accused? Remember how some people in here adamantly defended it? Yeah. Now we have a bunch of people falsely accused of heinous acts, and actual impediment to the real suspects getting apprehended. Good job. >(

I remember that very distinctly.

 

[jim-jam bongs]

Are we really posting things from Reddit? The community who started a witch hunt against a Havard athlete and a missing Brown student?

 

[Dorimukyasuto]

Suuuper late quote (didnt see your comment) but I meant I am aware he's Chechen, but the local news I was watching kept generalizing saying they are Russian. Also, links dont work :/

I live in a huge Russian immigrant area in Philly. Shit will not end well if they keep calling these people Russian.

 

[Mung]

What did we ever do to the Czech Republic? Bombs falling on Prague shortly?

If this isn't sarcasm than Chechnya isn't Czech Republic (obviously).

It this is sarcasm than it isn't funny at all.

 

[segasonic]

From is tweets he seems like he could be a random Gaffer

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/this-might-be-djohar-tsarnaevs-actual-twitter-account


wtf?

 

[Mysterious]

Ted ‏@ImRealTed 15 Apr

This deserves endless retweets.

Details

Jahar ‏@J_tsar

@ImRealTed fake story

Wow.
Via his Twitter.

 

[thecouncil]

CBS Boston:

Reporter: "Dzokhar Tsarnev just became a US citizen on Sept. 11, 2011."

Anchor: "Yeah, well, damn him anyway."

 

[Solo]

CBS NEWS: Suspect Dzockhar Tsarnaev became a US citizen on September 11, 2011.

Awkward....

 

[perfectchaos007]

If the man at large is Russian, I wonder if he is working as a spy for Russia or on his own. I don't want another cold war

 

[dubc35]

CBS Boston:

Reporter: "Dzokhar Tsarnev just became a US citizen on Sept. 11, 2011."

Anchor: "Yeah, well, damn him anyway."

classy

 

[MaxwellGT2000]

*wakes up, turns on news*

Hmmmm....so what happened to that Sunil theory?

It was bullshit like most people claimed lol

I just woke up too, was hoping it would all be over but it looks like this Dzhokar guy built up a six star rank out running the police, they just called in blackhawks.

 

[LQX]

The damn SWAT teams look like they could invade country by themselves.

 

[Downhome]

If that Twitter account is real...

@MelloChamp and they what "god hates dead people?" Or victims of tragedies? Lol those people are cooked

Wow.

 

[Phire Phox]

Not really much new to report since this morning.

OK. Thanks

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!

 

[DietRob]

So, who is the worst press outfit covering this right now? CNN, Fox, or MSNBC? Or is it all just really awful?

CNN by a wide margin.

 

[TheNatural]

I don't care, I want the guy dead, I hope he's gunned down. I don't want this fuck to burn more expenses of a lengthy trial.

 

[segasonic]

from Reddit:

white hat is a juggalo

@ ICP show

don't think it's him

 

[LordCanti]

CBS NEWS: Suspect Dzockhar Tsarnaev became a US citizen on September 11, 2011.

The uncle said something about asylum as well. So they're guys that got asylum and became citizens on 9/11 and this is how they repay us.

 

[Steelrain]

Just woke up. So white hat guy is not Sunil? Way to go Reddit!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54543690&postcount=4184

"Confirmed" here on GAF too

 

[Gvaz]

Hey, remember when people were saying that this Internet detective shit was bad news and would only lead to innocents being falsly accused? Remember how some people in here adamantly defended it? Yeah. Now we have a bunch of people falsely accused of heinous acts, and actual impediment to the real suspects getting apprehended. Good job. >(

Except for that sumi guy getting falsely accused. Yeah no that neeeeeevvvvverrrr happened...

 

[Always-honest]

If the man at large is Russian, I wonder if he is working as a spy for Russia or on his own. I don't want another cold war

Wut? Nah man..

 

[Bigfoot]

So are these guys considered Americans or not? I know they weren't born there, but it sounds like they spent over half of their lifes living in America...