I piss in the shower every morning
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Choppasmith
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Strange, for me it's the warm water that gets me. I mean I'll go in having a bladder empty as can be and somehow always manage to pee.
For those against it, it's just liquid that washes down the drain with any dirt and sweat along with the soap/shampoo/body wash. What's the big deal? Now taking a crap in the shower, that I can understand. Why would you do THAT?
A good poster
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Urine is just some meat waste and water anyway.
Devolution
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Except it would be pointless to use this in the shower.
NathanMcMahon
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Pissing in the shower is something every human being should do once.
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Never felt the urge to do so, so I never have. It just seems wrong. Getting piss everywhere while you're trying to get clean.
You Are Viewtiful
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I heard peeing in the shower is more environmentally friendly than peeing in the toilet. You still wouldn't catch me in such a heinous act though.
Harry Potter
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Whoa, moop?
NathanMcMahon
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yeah, it's me. I decided to use my real name like you.
CornBurrito
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I don't even get those things. So you use one, and then have some thing with piss all in it and do what? Wash it out in a public restroom? Put it in a plastic baggy and put it in your purse?
Devolution
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Hiking dude. A bunch of them have places you can throw your trash if it's a marked trail.
BoosterDuck
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ew gross taking baths all the time is nasty
Winnie the Pimp
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If you drink a lot of water, your urine is pretty much all water anyways so it will integrate nicely with the water that's already on the floor 
Air Zombie Meat
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Seems a bit gross. Wouldn't you get piss all over your feet?
CornBurrito
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No.
1. Squat down a bit.
2. Point tip of penis over drain as close as you can without touching.
3. Pee.
Devolution
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Why would this even be a big deal? It's not shit and you're in the shower.
BigEvilTurtle
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Just pee into the drain directly by directing the stream. The shower water and toilet water all goes to the same place. I do it every morning.
Harry Potter
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Do you piss on your feet when you're at the toilet?
Helps kill fungus
Winnie the Pimp
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you might, but then... you would get water from the shower washing it all away again, kinda the point of the shower you know?
Air Zombie Meat
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Seems like more effort than it's worth to me. Why not just piss in the toilet before you get in?
Theres flowing water in a shower, going all over your feet.
Fuck that, I treat shower pissing as an actual water sport. I go to one end of the tub and see if I can hit the drain. No one takes baths in my house so there won't be collateral or cross fire.
Escape Goat
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Filthy animal.
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
#TeamPiss
Fury Sense
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One time my friend's ceiling started leaking. The water got all over his stuff. It was from the shower on the floor above.
That was your urine, OP!
That was your urine, OP!
The last dribble goes on the feet; It is known.
Nemesis_
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Harry Potter
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True. My dribbles are out of hand lately.
billy beane
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I pee in the toilet every morning before my shower, but I still end up having to pee in the shower.
CornBurrito
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It is no effort at all, and feels great with the hot water running.
Other people use my shower so I try to aim directly at drain.
I went to a friends house, we were watching a movie in the basement, and all of a sudden I feel liquid raining down on me. I sat there, looking up, confused for a couple of seconds, and then skirted away.
The friend's dog pissed into a vent, and the urine found it's way to another vent and into my face. My friend's mom was laughing, no apology given.
Kitsunebaby
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There's people who refuse to pee in the shower? What do you do if you have to go in the middle of it? Waddle your way to the toilet while dripping wet? Or force yourself to hold it for 10+ minutes? I mean, it washes away a moment later.
Harry Potter
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We're flushing out the liars.
A good poster
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What's your guys' stance/posture in the shower? I usually stand with both of my hands curled up on my chest.
ThoseDeafMutes
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People with long hair are icky.
Pictured: bathtub hair monster at an apartment my friend had just moved into.
BigEvilTurtle
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I also take diarrhea poops in the shower. It's liquid so it just washes away. Doesn't smell too flowery, though.
Devolution
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I just wait till it's over or go before. It's just too weird for me.
SlowRevolution
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this is the best part of my day every day
Escape Goat
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Why are you taking 10 minute showers? You act like timing your piss around your shower takes some advanced coordination.
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