Dark_AnNiaLatOr
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Haha it's ok. Sorry if I sounded mad or somethin, cause I wasn't, at all, but I'm hyped as hell is what I am!
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Next Xbox Reveal Set For May 21, 10:00 A.M. PST, Livestreamed
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Haha it's ok. Sorry if I sounded mad or somethin, cause I wasn't, at all, but I'm hyped as hell is what I am!
There appears to be no possible way to get it to recognize "Neogaf". Not that impressed.
Dreamgazer
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Just did it on my phone with no problem.
Angelus Errare
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Siri kind sucks compared to...well everything else.
Either way the spec reveal will be hilarious. If it turns out to be weaker, you'll see stuff like this
Poster 1: I figured, the rumors of the upgrade weren't true!
Poster 2: Wow bro you a liar man, <insert pulled post history here> you were all about believing themz!
Poster 1: Nah mang I was just bein neutral!
Poster 3: Ugly graphix!
Poster 4: OMG my entire reality is crumbling before me, MS just shot themselves in the foot. How could they not put in the 8GBz of DDR5Z!
Poster 5: Hey dumbass it's GDDR5!
Poster 6: Bros...graphics don't even matta! PS4 aint got no good gaymes!
Poster 7: I agreez bro, I had a PS2 and PS3 the gamez sucked anywayz
Poster 8: I dunno, I personally like the graphics in Durango better, the lower framerate/resolution makes it look more natural. PS4 graphics are too angular.
or alternatively if it is more powerful
Poster 1: I called it! MEGATUNS OF SECRET SAWSE!
Poster 2: Bravo MS, I knew there was a reason I swore legience to you!
Poster 3: Eerrmahgawd I'm not getting a PS4 nao!
Poster 4: Too late fanboy, you chose to believe VGz over pastebin, nao stick wit your choice!
Poster 5: DAT CHIP
Poster 6: GDDR5 wut?! lol owned like the Sony ponies they are! It's all about da grahics!
Poster 7: I agreez bro, Xbox 4 lyfe!
Poster 8: Man the graphics on Durango look so much better, PS4 looks too low resolution/low framerate, it looks terrible. Durango looks more natural and crisper.
EviLore: God I hate this time of year.
Either way...it will be hilarious. It's kind of like Christmas with alot of siblings...even if you didn't get the item you wanted, you can always make fun of your sibling who didn't either.
Either way the spec reveal will be hilarious. If it turns out to be weaker, you'll see stuff like this
Poster 1: I figured, the rumors of the upgrade weren't true!
Poster 2: Wow bro you a liar man, <insert pulled post history here> you were all about believing themz!
Poster 1: Nah mang I was just bein neutral!
Poster 3: Ugly graphix!
Poster 4: OMG my entire reality is crumbling before me, MS just shot themselves in the foot. How could they not put in the 8GBz of DDR5Z!
Poster 5: Hey dumbass it's GDDR5!
Poster 6: Bros...graphics don't even matta! PS4 aint got no good gaymes!
Poster 7: I agreez bro, I had a PS2 and PS3 the gamez sucked anywayz
Poster 8: I dunno, I personally like the graphics in Durango better, the lower framerate/resolution makes it look more natural. PS4 graphics are too angular.
or alternatively if it is more powerful
Poster 1: I called it! MEGATUNS OF SECRET SAWSE!
Poster 2: Bravo MS, I knew there was a reason I swore legience to you!
Poster 3: Eerrmahgawd I'm not getting a PS4 nao!
Poster 4: Too late fanboy, you chose to believe VGz over pastebin, nao stick wit your choice!
Poster 5: DAT CHIP
Poster 6: GDDR5 wut?! lol owned like the Sony ponies they are! It's all about da grahics!
Poster 7: I agreez bro, Xbox 4 lyfe!
Poster 8: Man the graphics on Durango look so much better, PS4 looks too low resolution/low framerate, it looks terrible. Durango looks more natural and crisper.
EviLore: God I hate this time of year.
Either way...it will be hilarious. It's kind of like Christmas with alot of siblings...even if you didn't get the item you wanted, you can always make fun of your sibling who didn't either.
Yeah, since the day of the FF betrayalton.
SpartanN92
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You forgot
Poster 9: Meh. Sony has better first party devs. Code to the Metal. Durango's APIs won't be able to tap into all of dat power.
Poster 10: PS4 is cheaper. WINNAR.
Angelus Errare
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One of the most overused memes on GAF, but I fully expect either a Sony fan or MS fan to use it seriously at some point at E3.
It's probably my favorite overused gaf phrase. Cracks me up.
Baconsammy
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Neo gas is as close as it gets. It has no problem with eat shit monkeyf*cker though. It's the greatest voice recognition I've seen. If Kinect's comes close, it's huge.
China Dont Care
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Fuck...I wish this was an actual product. It looks like it'd make games a lot more immersive.
CaptainSlow
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Ninja Moomin
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have you really just written a list of pretty most all the possible responses just so you can feel smug and self satisfied and say I told you so later?
what a simply outstanding contribution you're making to this thread.
I will never ever ever ever use that.
SlickShoesRUCrazy
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damn, when you look at the old xbox all you can think is dat power
They aren't going to be satisfied, and they were upfront about it being about trying to anticipate all possible responses.
Forums are predictable, and it's interesting to point out the ways sometimes.
Baconsammy
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It's a stated feature of the PS4. Granted it's just the light on the back of the controller, but hey...ambiance!
SlickShoesRUCrazy
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that gif only shows the shitty parts. the particle affect stuff actually looks pretty cool.
China Dont Care
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Ninja Moomin
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I fucking loved that console. It was ugly but the styling made it feel like a nuclear reactor for games.
Baconsammy
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Player 1 is now the projector
XtremeXpider
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Lol, it can be great for:
not even with that.
XtremeXpider
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You don't like next xbox...
Syphon Filter
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i thought it was nice,never understood why people didnt like the look.
I wouldn't be surprised if it had the size and form factor of X51 (in the middle)
Personally I'd have no problem with this.
I like it on my TV, where it belongs.
Ninja Moomin
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pointing out the obvious without adding any value is a waste of effort.
and if people have such a low opinion of the nature of GAF, that it is utterly predictable, then I would question why they are wasting their time here.
CaptainSlow
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I thought it was pretty good. I remember lifting it and thought "it has to be SO POWERFUL because it's so heavy!"
Also, I wished that the green Xbox logo in the center would light up.
XtremeXpider
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But you want a PS4 with a X in front, I don't want twin consoles.
The reason they brought it up was because we were thinking about how entertaining it's going to be when nextbox is confirmed to be more/less powerful.
And noticing what's not so great about a place doesn't mean you don't think it has any value.
Angelus Errare
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I won't say I told you so, I'll just laugh at how predictable people are over video games. But please continue. Should I get an "Only On Xbox" and make baseless statements about how horrible MS will be if they don't have the superior hardware? Or should I complain about how much I (don't) hate advertisements on the dashboard? This might be a Microsoft thread, but until the last few pages, it's been nothing but a circlejerk about how oh so horrible MS because they don't have a big first party or they've some how forgotten about "teh core gamer" or the doom and gloom over kinect.
Sorry but I'll pass on the self shaming and nonsensical crying. Like seriously out of the two "factions" MS fans are much more quick to hate their own "leader" and question their decisions. Some pretty mentally out there fans yo.
Then I hope they make them un-twins in ways I care about. Not trying to be down on you, I just really don't want that particular feature. Isn't for me.
The best you can hope for is a system that can run these next generation engines as intended.
Why pay all of that money for sub optimal performance?
Realistically, nobody is looking for blazing fast PC performance. And nobody should accept sub optimal performance with cinematic framerates for basically the entire generation. The sweet spot is the middle ground.
The PS4 has satisfied my expectations without completely breaking the bank.
Hopefully Durango does that as well.
SlickShoesRUCrazy
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gimmicks are not the right way to differentiate.
That's what games are suppose to do.
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(you really should get an only on av though. the bigger and dumber this gets, the more fun it will be)
shinobi602
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Making a thread on Microsoft's first party studios (and there's a bunch of them!) and delving deep into what we know they're working on as well as things we can expect from them come 720 launch. There were a few I didn't even know about until working on this but I look forward to sharing it with you guys in the morning 
Are you seriously trying to make fun of Timothy Lottes' comments? Jeez ..
First Carmack now Timothy.
I christened you Wario 2.0, you are taking it to the next level. Looking forward to the thread.Making a thread on Microsoft's first party studios (and there's a bunch of them!) and delving deep into what we know they're working on as well as things we can expect from them come 720 launch. There were a few I didn't even know about until working on this but I look forward to sharing it with you guys in the morning
Angelus Errare
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Nooo I can't, I don't want to cover Carol up with something so trite! D:
I'm here for the announcement and games, the crying and self loathing I'm not here for that. That's low self esteem qualities and suiciders of which I'm neither.
-Kinect doesn't bother me, simply don't use it
-Ads don't bother me, simply ignore them
-MS's lack of first party doesn't bother me, they never had a big 1st party stable from Xbox to 360, so I fail to understand why it's suddenly a HUGE deal.
-The specs won't bother me, I'm not programming for the console.
Only thing I care about are games and features and that new console smell. Everything else is for children D:
Funny...
That was pretty much the BS opinion on PS3 vs. 360 deving when it reality it turned out to be false.
http://beyond3d.com/showthread.php?t=62049
And that was before Timothy became a real insider.
XtremeXpider
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I guess Illumiroom will be optional.
I agree, and we will have both (I hope).
Making a thread on Microsoft's first party studios (and there's a bunch of them!) and delving deep into what we know they're working on as well as things we can expect from them come 720 launch. There were a few I didn't even know about until working on this but I look forward to sharing it with you guys in the morning
sweet!
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