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I'm going to be at night class during the show. Don't know if i'll watch it silent on my phone during the class or save it until i'm back. Probably best if i do the second.
 
The stream is up on xbox.com reveal page btw. Just cycling through the reveal invite in different languages. Been up for a few hours, so it may have been mentioned
 
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People still can't figure out parody accounts. Amazing.

To be fair, the human brain is designed to not even read an entire word, just the size of the word and the first few characters which it then uses to grab the right word. Someone who was just casually looking at the name wouldn't notice it said Molydeux instead of Molyneau
 
To be fair, the human brain is designed to not even read an entire word, just the size of the word and the first few characters which it then grabs the right word using. Someone who was just casually looking at the name wouldn't notice it said Molydeux instead of Molyneau
Yet the content of the tweet is just absurd. It's even worse for the people who quote a KazHiraiCEO tweet and ask if it's real.
 
I'm calling it now!

XBOX 3
16GB storage
Exact same controller
10-15% weaker than PS4
Launching october 15th for $299

I expect none of that to happen, but if it does I can go back and quote this ridiculous post.

You're close.

Renamed to the Xbox U
16GB GDDR6 ram
1TB SSD hard drive
The Duke will make a triumphant return
3.60% faster than the PS4
Only $99 with a 10 year Xbox Platinum subscription with a monthly fee of $9.99
Launching April 1, 2014

I still think this is best case scenario for the start of the show.

  • Show starts.
  • Lights go black.
  • From the darkness, "Xbox, Turn On!" (hopefully that's a new feature of Kinect)
  • BOOM! All of the screens light up, the Xbox boots and we see its boot animation.
  • In the center, a rising pedestal raises up, and a bunch of spot lights shine on the console and its hardware. It is glorious!
  • Attention turns back to the screens where we see the OS. Don Mattrick walks out, he gets automatically signed in by Kinect, and we jump into some games (or most likely, a fancy powerpoint).

Show starts
Lights go dim
Cirque du Soleil appears but it's not them, rather Illumiroom
Smoke fills the stage, Don Mattrick appears wearing tights
But it's not really him, it's a 3D image being mirrored by Kinect with Bill Gates being the puppet master yelling "Kinect, make Don stop clapping".
 
It's looking more and more like I'm gonna stay up until 3-4am even though I have a meeting at work the next day. And chances are there's gonna be nothing more than CoD, Fifa, Kinect, Smartglass and cable TV integration...
 
The other big news is Burger King is launching their BK Rib sandwich tomorrow! Aww yeah, reveal food!



Posting something like that in this thread without the specs, you must be new here.


Burger King Rib Sandwich
Calories: 560
Calories from Fat: 280
Total Fat: 31g
Sat. Fat: 9g
Trans Fat: 0g
Cholesterol: 70mg
Sodium: 1530mg
Carbs: 47g
Fiber: 1g
Sugar: 19g
Protein: 24g
 
I don't know if it speaks to the quality of the parody or the eccentricness of the real person that there's a page of people thinking that molydeux quote is legit.

I have an assignment due in 48 hours yet I'll be up until 4am to watch this stupid conference. Fuuuck.
 
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