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[dancmc]

no hibernating needed, sogood.gif

I love the smell of new consoles in the morning. My wallet is gonna be hurtin' this fall!!!

 

[Phonomezer]

https://twitter.com/PeterMolydeux/status/336647378847293441

The fuck

 

[haikira]

I'm going to be at night class during the show. Don't know if i'll watch it silent on my phone during the class or save it until i'm back. Probably best if i do the second.

 

[Mik_Pad]

https://twitter.com/PeterMolydeux/status/336647378847293441

That's a parody account.

 

[Grok4Spock]

I'm getting really hyped to see what MS has in store for next gen..

 

[statham]

https://twitter.com/PeterMolydeux/status/336647378847293441

they better not spend more then 30 seconds on this.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Is that tweet for real

 

[Anticitizen One]

Yes here's the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZKW3ndZXcs#t=05m00s

That's so terrible and why does J.Allard look like he's having a midlife crisis

 

[Miles X]

lmao of course it isn't real.

There are like 5 telltell signs.

 

[China Dont Care]

https://twitter.com/PeterMolydeux/status/336647378847293441

I guessed it

 

[Phonomezer]

That's a parody account.

I just noticed the name... heh.

 

[sangreal]

The stream is up on xbox.com reveal page btw. Just cycling through the reveal invite in different languages. Been up for a few hours, so it may have been mentioned

 

[statham]

https://twitter.com/PeterMolydeux/status/336647378847293441

parody account huh? nevermind then.

 

[haikira]

That's a parody account.

Seems like this needs a quote and in bold.

 

[Hattori]

It clearly says molydeux

 

[Meelow]

That's a parody account.

It is? That sucks, I saw the name and the comments and didn't think it was fake lol.

 

[Traumnovelle]

I can't believe you guys don't know about Peter Molydeux.

 

[Mik_Pad]

I just noticed the name... heh.

Yep, but he is better than the original.

 

[rdrr gnr]

People still can't figure out parody accounts. Amazing.

 

[Darkmakaimura]

https://twitter.com/PeterMolydeux/status/336647378847293441

 

[Maximilian Kolbe]

It is? That sucks, I saw the name and the comments and didn't think it was fake lol.

Me too,maybe you better edit it or it become another "leaks" lol

 

[dragonbane]

Of course not real. Haha, some of you guys were kinda scared there for a second xD

 

[Meelow]

Me too,maybe you better edit it or it become another "leaks" lol

Yeah just did, sorry guys lol.

 

[haikira]

I can't believe you guys don't know about Peter Molydeux.

This is quite possibly one of my favorite things to come from Molydeux. I was actually sore from laughing, the first time i watched this.

World Exclusive Trailer "Pin Drop"

 

[China Dont Care]

I'm getting really hyped to see what MS has in store for next gen..

 

[Mik_Pad]

Me too,maybe you better edit it or it become another "leaks" lol

I say let them, people have to learn the hard way to verify before making a thread about something.

 

[killer rin]

People still can't figure out parody accounts. Amazing.

To be fair, the human brain is designed to not even read an entire word, just the size of the word and the first few characters which it then uses to grab the right word. Someone who was just casually looking at the name wouldn't notice it said Molydeux instead of Molyneau

 

[Robot Pants]

The Durango Unchained OT is still coming right?

 

[statham]

Just noticed Reiko has been quiet tonight.

 

[R3TRO]

The other big news is Burger King is launching their BK Rib sandwich tomorrow! Aww yeah, reveal food!

 

[ridethepiggy]

It is? That sucks, I saw the name and the comments and didn't think it was fake lol.

Oh meelow. You so cray.

 

[lamaroo]

Will this have multiple streams?

 

[antitrop]

they better not spend more then 30 seconds on this.

That's a joke account. And a good one at that, I enjoy following it.

The Durango Unchained OT is still coming right?

Oh damn, that's a great name for it.

 

[jond76]

The Durango Unchained OT is still coming right?

Tomorrow about an hour before the pre show

 

[rdrr gnr]

To be fair, the human brain is designed to not even read an entire word, just the size of the word and the first few characters which it then grabs the right word using. Someone who was just casually looking at the name wouldn't notice it said Molydeux instead of Molyneau

Yet the content of the tweet is just absurd. It's even worse for the people who quote a KazHiraiCEO tweet and ask if it's real.

 

[CyReN]

What are all the places you can watch the event? Spike and?

 

[GeeDuhb]

The Durango Unchained OT is still coming right?

Yeah, tomorrow an hour before the reveal.

Edit: beat me by seconds, jond! =P

 

[oVerde]

Just noticed Reiko has been quiet tonight.

Burn down? Not sure if is he, but I'm.

Gonna play Halo 4 while eat something, then sleep.
Wake me when you need me GAF.

 

[Zaventem]

What's a good game i could play to pass 15 hours lol

 

[Phonomezer]

That's so terrible and why does J.Allard look like he's having a midlife crisis

He looks like the world's oldest teenager.

 

[R3TRO]

What's a good game i could play to pass 15 hours lol

Sleep time HD remix.

 

[killer rin]

Yet the content of the tweet is just absurd. It's even worse for the people who quote a KazHiraiCEO tweet and ask if it's real.

Wouldnt be the first time that Peter said something crazy

Spoiler

I completely agree though

 

[killer rin]

What are all the places you can watch the event? Spike and?

Spike, Xbox Live, Windows Phone (through the App), Xbox.com, IGN (probably)

Edit: Oops, sorry for the double post, was typing so fast I accidently hit post

 

[Phonomezer]

What's a good game i could play to pass 15 hours lol

Do my assessments for me.

 

[Zaventem]

Sleep time HD remix.

I already played that game for 13 hours today.

 

[Louis Cyphre]

I'm calling it now!

XBOX 3
16GB storage
Exact same controller
10-15% weaker than PS4
Launching october 15th for $299

I expect none of that to happen, but if it does I can go back and quote this ridiculous post.

You're close.

Renamed to the Xbox U
16GB GDDR6 ram
1TB SSD hard drive
The Duke will make a triumphant return
3.60% faster than the PS4
Only $99 with a 10 year Xbox Platinum subscription with a monthly fee of $9.99
Launching April 1, 2014

I still think this is best case scenario for the start of the show.

• Show starts.
• Lights go black.
• From the darkness, "Xbox, Turn On!" (hopefully that's a new feature of Kinect)
• BOOM! All of the screens light up, the Xbox boots and we see its boot animation.
• In the center, a rising pedestal raises up, and a bunch of spot lights shine on the console and its hardware. It is glorious!
• Attention turns back to the screens where we see the OS. Don Mattrick walks out, he gets automatically signed in by Kinect, and we jump into some games (or most likely, a fancy powerpoint).

Show starts
Lights go dim
Cirque du Soleil appears but it's not them, rather Illumiroom
Smoke fills the stage, Don Mattrick appears wearing tights
But it's not really him, it's a 3D image being mirrored by Kinect with Bill Gates being the puppet master yelling "Kinect, make Don stop clapping".

 

[shinobi602]

What? I remember the PSM thread and others at the time being huge.

In terms of posts I mean, this thread (first one+this one) has surpassed the PS4 event.

 

[Cheesecakebobby]

It's looking more and more like I'm gonna stay up until 3-4am even though I have a meeting at work the next day. And chances are there's gonna be nothing more than CoD, Fifa, Kinect, Smartglass and cable TV integration...

 

[Xenon]

The other big news is Burger King is launching their BK Rib sandwich tomorrow! Aww yeah, reveal food!

Posting something like that in this thread without the specs, you must be new here.


Burger King Rib Sandwich
Calories: 560
Calories from Fat: 280
Total Fat: 31g
Sat. Fat: 9g
Trans Fat: 0g
Cholesterol: 70mg
Sodium: 1530mg
Carbs: 47g
Fiber: 1g
Sugar: 19g
Protein: 24g

 

[Kritz]

I don't know if it speaks to the quality of the parody or the eccentricness of the real person that there's a page of people thinking that molydeux quote is legit.

I have an assignment due in 48 hours yet I'll be up until 4am to watch this stupid conference. Fuuuck.