Now you're talkin.
"Gold Members have rich choices to customize the fidelity of their unique gaming experiences. Only on the Xbone."
LOL
Now you're talkin.
"Gold Members have rich choices to customize the fidelity of their unique gaming experiences. Only on the Xbone."
Real time virtual weather.
Give me
Yeah. Which is 3 times the calculations done locally apparently. Goes from 10 to 40 xbox 360's wit zee clowd. And some people are actually buying this crock of shit.So like Diablo 3s monster and npc AI and Simcitys city AI and sim behaviour, right?
None of it and all of it, respectively. Which I expect to be the case here.
If the cloud can make it 40x the power, why do they even need a new box?
This is the always online spin for sure, fuck you MS even if you can hologram a pornstar into my living room to blow me, I'm out out OUT now.
This might be an amazing idea.
butterscotch bottoms or no butterscotch bottoms the fact that the system itself is up to 10x more powerful than the 360 is pretty impressive.............
I've only got paint so...
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Microsoft took every single one of Sony's failed PS3 ideas and amplified them to a completely new level. Kutaragi winning battles for Sony even in his retirement.
There really is every reference you could hope for in The Simpsons
Seriously guys, this shit is just shocking. If ever there was a revelation of how incompetent this industry is at the moment, this is it.
Here is a fucking company who actively has announced things that WILL negatively impact every single consumer on the market... and then, in an attempt to muddy the waters, released literally like five or six different versions of the story to try to pretend it wasn't a problem. Oh hey, WE CAN CONFIRM that no used games is false! Wait, I mean *you* won't pay a fee! See, no fee! Don't look behind the curtain, because we're about to tell you that your friends WILL have to pay! Now hold on, what we mean is you just can't lend games without your friend payin' a fee, you can still resell games! Wait a second, we're just discussing POTENTIAL SCENARIOS. Oh wait, think of it like it's a new game... NO FUCKERS, IT'S NOT A GODDAMN NEW GAME. YOU FUCKING DIRTY NO-GOOD ASSHOLES. Goddamn, Microsoft is the worst company ever. Where were the journalists with a list of all the stories being told about this subject, showing them to the latest bullshit artist representing the Xbox One and demanding some honest straight forward answers?
Ok, so what's next? Oh yeah, hey everyone...if you use CLOUD, the Xbox One will get a billion times stronger! A trillion! A zillion! "But wait," anyone with a shred of fucking intelligence responds, "what happens if the internet goes down? What happens if you don't have as faster of a connection? How would such shit get around the endless cloud service bottlenecks? How will it do any fucking thing you assholes say? Can a fucking game journalist do their job?" Find out at eleven o'clock!
No, you won't be able to rent games! Fuck that shit, what a privilege all you potential thieves out there have had for this long! How dare you have such a right, like trying these gargantuan bloated MODERN AAA pieces of garbage out so you don't waste $60 fucking bucks playing the latest 4 hour hallway corridor generation X-Z nonsense title produced almost entirely by eight thousand board rooms across the planet. But hey, it has multiplayer guys! The same fucking multiplayer you've played in Call of Duty twenty eight thousand times, but it's there! VALUE ADDED!
No, you won't be able to fucking use your games beyond 24 hours if you don't have an internet connection, because we believe your lardy, undeveloped asses are so goddamn lazy that you're willing to actively give up ownership privileges just so you can fucking swap games around a little easier! Of course, that's all bullshit, because this is all an elaborate scheme to fuck piracy up some more, even though every fucked up DRM scheme that has been tried this past generation has reamed honest, hard-working and hard-payin' consumers so far up the ass that they have gaping holes larger than what's at the center of the fucking Milky Way Galaxy.
Now there are obviously exceptions. Some game journalists are raging. But this shit is ridiculous. EVERY major website right now should be eviscerating Microsoft. IGN should be fucking vomiting at these decisions every five second around the clock until the system launches. They should be disemboweling these pathetic PR representatives of these hateful corporations, spitting their sludge all over the faces of everyone who ever purchased games from them, denying them even a second to mislead legions of consumers into thinking the system is anything except what it is: the world's biggest fucking cock being whipped out and slapped across your goddamn face!
Oh, what about this shit? Why is your focus during your GAME CONSOLE reveal fuckin' TV? Why have you chosen your philosophy? WHY should gamers take this shit lying down? WHAT BENEFIT DOES IT HAVE TO YOUR CUSTOMERS!? For the love of Christ, someone ask some hard goddamn questions! You are all informed to the tit, please use your knowledge to slash these assholes throats so that all the bullshit will spill out and we'll stop having to swim through torrents of anti-consumer diarrhea!
Thank you GifCam.
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Oh yeah, the cloud is going to bend you over
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If the cloud can make it 40x the power, why do they even need a new box? If the cloud could do anything this dramatic how is MS the first company to put anything out like it?
Microsoft took every single one of Sony's failed PS3 ideas and amplified them to a completely new level. Kutaragi winning battles for Sony even in his retirement.
Jesus fucking christ.
Please GAF mods, censor the term cloud to bone or something for my own sanity. AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Funniest thing I read all day.Thank you GifCam.
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I hadn't even considered the inherent latency disadvantage of the GDDR5 pool! That should sadly make cloud computing all but impossible to leverage for PS4. If you add the dozens of ns of latency induced by the GDDR5 RAM over DDR3 to the network latency, and take note of the fact that this selfsame latency is not even being mitigated by a cloud-optimized move engine the whole idea seems frankly ridiculous.it has been speculated for a while that one of the move engines is assigned to let XO talk directly to the cloud, bypassing L2 cache. As much as I have heard, they are aiming for 4/32 frame latency, which is awesome.
PS4 has no such move engine, plus inherited latency of GDD5 compared to DD3 will make this impossible, thus giving XO big advantage once Azure cloud computing platform (300,000 servers) has been connected.
It's not hard for someone who works in Microsoft marketing to predict the Microsoft marketing strategy.At the risk of sounding arrogant...
I am so smart, S-M-R-T!
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=52843335&postcount=249
-April 5th, 2013
The concept of a "console generation" is over.
Now there are obviously exceptions. Some game journalists are raging. But this shit is ridiculous. EVERY major website right now should be eviscerating Microsoft. IGN should be fucking vomiting at these decisions every five second around the clock until the system launches. They should be disemboweling these pathetic PR representatives of these hateful corporations, spitting their sludge all over the faces of everyone who ever purchased games from them, denying them even a second to mislead legions of consumers into thinking the system is anything except what it is: the world's biggest fucking cock being whipped out and slapped across your goddamn face!
Fixed.
Actually, it's agent Phil Harrison who is to congratulate.
24 hours later?
But it only has an online check once every 24 hours or so. Doesn't that blow so much of this away?
Maybe they could use it to give Halo 5 cut-scenes the Spartan Ops CGI levels of quality, but include your customized spartan.
Possible?
Oh my godd I can't take it. That's it. The Xbox One is the best thing to ever happen. Neogaf has been gold for the last three days, loool
Seriously guys, this shit is just shocking. If ever there was a revelation of how incompetent this industry is at the moment, this is it.
Here is a fucking company who actively has announced things that WILL negatively impact every single consumer on the market... and then, in an attempt to muddy the waters, released literally like five or six different versions of the story to try to pretend it wasn't a problem. Oh hey, WE CAN CONFIRM that no used games is false! Wait, I mean *you* won't pay a fee! See, no fee! Don't look behind the curtain, because we're about to tell you that your friends WILL have to pay! Now hold on, what we mean is you just can't lend games without your friend payin' a fee, you can still resell games! Wait a second, we're just discussing POTENTIAL SCENARIOS. Oh wait, think of it like it's a new game... NO FUCKERS, IT'S NOT A GODDAMN NEW GAME. YOU FUCKING DIRTY NO-GOOD ASSHOLES. Goddamn, Microsoft is the worst company ever. Where were the journalists with a list of all the stories being told about this subject, showing them to the latest bullshit artist representing the Xbox One and demanding some honest straight forward answers?
Ok, so what's next? Oh yeah, hey everyone...if you use CLOUD, the Xbox One will get a billion times stronger! A trillion! A zillion! "But wait," anyone with a shred of fucking intelligence responds, "what happens if the internet goes down? What happens if you don't have as faster of a connection? How would such shit get around the endless cloud service bottlenecks? How will it do any fucking thing you assholes say? Can a fucking game journalist do their job?" Find out at eleven o'clock!
No, you won't be able to rent games! Fuck that shit, what a privilege all you potential thieves out there have had for this long! How dare you have such a right, like trying these gargantuan bloated MODERN AAA pieces of garbage out so you don't waste $60 fucking bucks playing the latest 4 hour hallway corridor generation X-Z nonsense title produced almost entirely by eight thousand board rooms across the planet. But hey, it has multiplayer guys! The same fucking multiplayer you've played in Call of Duty twenty eight thousand times, but it's there! VALUE ADDED!
No, you won't be able to fucking use your games beyond 24 hours if you don't have an internet connection, because we believe your lardy, undeveloped asses are so goddamn lazy that you're willing to actively give up ownership privileges just so you can fucking swap games around a little easier! Of course, that's all bullshit, because this is all an elaborate scheme to fuck piracy up some more, even though every fucked up DRM scheme that has been tried this past generation has reamed honest, hard-working and hard-payin' consumers so far up the ass that they have gaping holes larger than what's at the center of the fucking Milky Way Galaxy.
Now there are obviously exceptions. Some game journalists are raging. But this shit is ridiculous. EVERY major website right now should be eviscerating Microsoft. IGN should be fucking vomiting at these decisions every five second around the clock until the system launches. They should be disemboweling these pathetic PR representatives of these hateful corporations, spitting their sludge all over the faces of everyone who ever purchased games from them, denying them even a second to mislead legions of consumers into thinking the system is anything except what it is: the world's biggest fucking cock being whipped out and slapped across your goddamn face!
Oh, what about this shit? Why is your focus during your GAME CONSOLE reveal fuckin' TV? Why have you chosen your philosophy? WHY should gamers take this shit lying down? WHAT BENEFIT DOES IT HAVE TO YOUR CUSTOMERS!? For the love of Christ, someone ask some hard goddamn questions! You are all informed to the tit, please use your knowledge to slash these assholes throats so that all the bullshit will spill out and we'll stop having to swim through torrents of anti-consumer diarrhea!
"You can move the AI to the cloud!" -- Yeah, let's assume they actually code some decent AI they can put in the cloud, what's the point of an improved AI when the entire purpose of an AI is to respond and take action based on what you do immediately, how you perform and how you move through the game-world then have the game send off the calculation, have it calculated, then send it back ... I'm quite sure that will just leave an AI dumb as a post. Most of the examples are pure horseshit for gaming purposes.
If the cloud can make it 40x the power, why do they even need a new box? If the cloud could do anything this dramatic how is MS the first company to put anything out like it?
I hadn't even considered the inherent latency disadvantage of the GDDR5 pool! That should sadly make cloud computing all but impossible to leverage for PS4. If you add the dozens of ns of latency induced by the GDDR5 RAM over DDR3 to the network latency, and take note of the fact that this selfsame latency is not even being mitigated by a cloud-optimized move engine the whole idea seems frankly ridiculous.
The way you worked "300,000 servers" in there is masterful. But "XO" is a huge misstep, weren't you at the name briefing?
It's not hard for someone who works in Microsoft marketing to predict the Microsoft marketing strategy.
So it's like Cell in PS3, right?
Ken, is that you?
Ken?
Personally, I think MS is clouding the issue.
Soooo, the cloud is the new son gohan?
Nope. Even worse: it's laziness and utter lack of knowledge. These guys are simply not up to the task of doing their job properly.It's corruption pure and simple.. Either money or other incentives/bribes/'PR'/'treating journalists well'
some thoughts on B3D how it wil work
You mean like an MMO? The A.I. in those games are usually dumb as shit.Maybe massive scale battles where we have players and the CPU directing A.I and reacting to how the players perform or what they are currently doing?
This post is ice cold and spot on.
It's not hard for someone who works in Microsoft marketing to predict the Microsoft marketing strategy.
it has been speculated for a while that one of the move engines is assigned to let XO talk directly to the cloud, bypassing L2 cache. As much as I have heard, they are aiming for 4/32 frame latency, which is awesome.
PS4 has no such move engine, plus inherited latency of GDD5 compared to DD3 will make this impossible, thus giving XO big advantage once Azure cloud computing platform (300,000 servers) has been connected.