Gather around, ladies and gentleman of Crossing-GAF who have shreds of decency remaining about ye! I am hereby recruiting members for my new organization:
L.A.S.S.... The
Lewd
Awareness and
Supression
Squad.
Our goal is simple: to stop the spread of the sensual attachments exhibited by certain members of our community towards innocent fictional animals before the phenomena morphs into full-blown kinky perversion.
These are OUR towns, OUR villagers, and OUR peaceful way of life that they are threatening! We have T-Minus 14 days to form our elite unit, develop combatant strategies, and form a Most Wanted list.
This is our calling from our lord Totakeke, and it shan't be a divine ordinance that we take lightly.
Join
L.A.S.S. today, before the corruption spreads too far and all of our innocent fun is permanently corrupted.
As of now, we only have the leader of the enemy ring pegged. Soldiers lower on the totem pole may take some detective work to identify.
L.A.S.S. MOST WANTED #1: