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[Nudull]

I have to admit, a Zelda-centric game by Retro would be amazing. Just give her a sword and everything, and we'd be set.

 

[Meelow]

Kind of boring in here...

NINTENDO E3 DIRECT TIME!!!

*Iwata appears onscreen*

"We gonna need two hours fo dis shit, cancel yo plans."

"Price drop to TWO HUNDRED AND FIDDY DOLLA, MUDDA FUKKAAAAAAAAASSS."

"Here some new games, buy this bitch"

*booming wub-wub plays as camera zooms in and out on Reggie's crouch, various game logos spinning out of his unzipped fly*

- Budget HD remakes like KID ICARUS UPRISING and THE XENOBLADE CHRONICLES & BATEN KAITOS COLLECTION HD

- BAYONETTA: CLIMAX EDITION, $29.99 on eShop, RIGHT NOW. Locked 60fps 720p, Off-TV Play, Miiverse integration, touch Bayo on the touchscreen to make SEXY SOUNDS.

- VANQUISH 2, WiiU exclusive, Nintendo-funded cuz Sega love dat free money. Sam is accompanied by a ROBOTIC ATTACK BADGER.

- Speaking of Sega loving free money: SHENMUE III :O

- Speaking of cherished game series: MOTHER 4/EARTHBOUND 3, Monolith Soft's 3DS title! And new MOTHER/EARTHBOUND ANTHOLOGY, available in eShop on WiiU and 3DS -- all three games, in seven languages!

- SUPER MARIO SONIC, because one cash cow franchise AIN'T ENOUGH. Trade off seamlessly between the two former rivals. No sports competition. Just saving the world!

- Not same game as new 3D Mario, though; new 3D Mario is SUPER MARIO UTOPIA, a spiritual successor to Sunshine, with a whole archipelago, including a snowy ski resort isle and a glitzy desert casino. Mixes different perspectives on the same platforming between TV and GamePad. Out this holiday. HOLLA.

- MARIO KART U-TURN has amazing ModNation-style track editor, brings back the two-person karts from Double Dash, trade off with another player or AI being the "gunner" in the back seat using the GamePad to target other players, AW YISS.

- MARIO STRIKERS: THIRD STRIKE -- Shamelessly steals Street Fighter subtitle! Uses the GamePad in shield position to block incoming shots! AND LOOK AT DAISY'S HI-DEF ASS.

*Reggie pauses, resting his hand on the wall, catching his breath... Phew...*

*And then... MORE LOGOS, SPINNING OUT OF HIS FLY*

- BATTALION WARS for WiiU, RTS elements on the GamePad, seamless combat on the TV. Launches alongside ADVANCE WARS for 3DS, a sort of Prime/Fusion deal.

- WAVE RACE EXCITE, Monster's secret WiiU project, with high-powered Kawasaki Jet Skis AND all-new Innespace Seabreachers, hitting trigger points to transform the waterways with massive waves, whirlpools, waterfalls and more.

- PILOTWINGS WORLD, hell if I know who's making it, but it has Little States, AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

- F-ZERO UX and F-ZERO 3X, for WiiU and 3DS, respectively, in a same-day Fusion/Prime deal, with new tracks, random track generator, TRACK EDITOR, return of dedicated Death Race, online for 30 players (technical mahvel!), and the return of X's glorious butt-rock nu-metal soundtrack, all at 60 fps, 720p or in 3D, FALCON PAWWWNCH!

-STAR FOX ARMADA, for WiiU, 50 spectacular levels of on-rails and free-range vehicle-based goodness, supplemented by a Warhawk/Starhawk-style multiplayer mode, with on-foot and vehicle combat, hopping in and out of vehicles, taking the fight from terra firma to the stratosphere and into space like the canceled Battlefront III, OUT THIS HOLIDAY.

- METROID DREAD, for WiiU, takes place inside a living FLESH PLANET full of Giger-esque phallic shit, and features a bajillion interconnected passageways filled with monstrous motherfuckers including Kraid, finally in 3D (after being scrapped for Prime 1).

- STAR TROPICS REVIVAL, for WiiU, takes a long-forgotten NA-only franchise and brings it to the WORLD, all blissful '90-era Americana and maritime exploration and Uncharted-escape ruins exploration with aliens and shit, HEY-O.

- FATAL FRAME V, use the GamePad as your spirit camera, surveying your surroundings Panorama View-style, SPOOKY!

- SUPER SMASH BROS. BLITZ for WiiU and 3DS, features a highly stylized look, introduces five newcomers, PALUTENA, TAKAMARU, LITTLE MAC, RIDLEY, and BAYONETTA.

- ONE MORE THING: SHEIK: SHADOW SAVIOR, Retro's epic Zelda spin-off: Play as Zelda, play as Sheik! Stylish character action, with spell-casting and ninja shenanigans! Puzzle-solving, parkour, SOCIAL SIM (mingling with Hylian royalty), RTS elements (simple, end-of-act army skirmishes), sexy slow-motion cutscenes where Zelda stares at the screen and silently mouths "NOOOOOOOOO!" Prequel to the WiiU Zelda. HEY-O!

I'M HYPED.

That would be a Direct that would never be forgotten.

 

[axisofweevils]

Yep, I'd say games are more important than price.
If price was the defining factor, the white Wii U would have sold way more than just 1 in 10.

In reality, I just expect them to introduce a White Wii U with a 32GB HD for the same price as the black - but possibly with the new longer battery included and Mario Kart bundled.

 

[Roo]

Link?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=61103777&postcount=6291

 

[Mihael Mello Keehl]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=61103777&postcount=6291

Was it a real pic actually?

 

[73V3N]

Was it a real pic actually?

I don't think so.

EDIT: I meant, I think yes.

Last edited by ThoseDeafMutes; Yesterday at 06:15 AM.

 

[Meelow]

Was it a real pic actually?

For some reason the link wouldn't let me click it, what was it?

 

[ugly]

I heard a rumour that in Retro's new IP you play as a bowl of soup trying to protect your pieces of crouton so you can suck the life force out of them and make them squishy. You play as the antagonist, it's a ground-breaking role-reversal first for Nintendo and a great addition to their E3 line-up. Also it's over-the-shoulder camera

I can't say the name here, cuz Nintendo has been scouting through all mentions of the title on the internet and taking down the guilty websites. They take their secrecy really seriously

 

[Jintor]

Kind of boring in here...

NINTENDO E3 DIRECT TIME!!!

*Iwata appears onscreen*

"We gonna need two hours fo dis shit, cancel yo plans."

"Price drop to TWO HUNDRED AND FIDDY DOLLA, MUDDA FUKKAAAAAAAAASSS."

"Here some new games, buy this bitch"

*booming wub-wub plays as camera zooms in and out on Reggie's crouch, various game logos spinning out of his unzipped fly*

- Budget HD remakes like KID ICARUS UPRISING and THE XENOBLADE CHRONICLES & BATEN KAITOS COLLECTION HD

- BAYONETTA: CLIMAX EDITION, $29.99 on eShop, RIGHT NOW. Locked 60fps 720p, Off-TV Play, Miiverse integration, touch Bayo on the touchscreen to make SEXY SOUNDS.

- VANQUISH 2, WiiU exclusive, Nintendo-funded cuz Sega love dat free money. Sam is accompanied by a ROBOTIC ATTACK BADGER.

- Speaking of Sega loving free money: SHENMUE III :O

- Speaking of cherished game series: MOTHER 4/EARTHBOUND 3, Monolith Soft's 3DS title! And new MOTHER/EARTHBOUND ANTHOLOGY, available in eShop on WiiU and 3DS -- all three games, in seven languages!

- SUPER MARIO SONIC, because one cash cow franchise AIN'T ENOUGH. Trade off seamlessly between the two former rivals. No sports competition. Just saving the world!

- Not same game as new 3D Mario, though; new 3D Mario is SUPER MARIO UTOPIA, a spiritual successor to Sunshine, with a whole archipelago, including a snowy ski resort isle and a glitzy desert casino. Mixes different perspectives on the same platforming between TV and GamePad. Out this holiday. HOLLA.

- MARIO KART U-TURN has amazing ModNation-style track editor, brings back the two-person karts from Double Dash, trade off with another player or AI being the "gunner" in the back seat using the GamePad to target other players, AW YISS.

- MARIO STRIKERS: THIRD STRIKE -- Shamelessly steals Street Fighter subtitle! Uses the GamePad in shield position to block incoming shots! AND LOOK AT DAISY'S HI-DEF ASS.

*Reggie pauses, resting his hand on the wall, catching his breath... Phew...*

*And then... MORE LOGOS, SPINNING OUT OF HIS FLY*

- BATTALION WARS for WiiU, RTS elements on the GamePad, seamless combat on the TV. Launches alongside ADVANCE WARS for 3DS, a sort of Prime/Fusion deal.

- WAVE RACE EXCITE, Monster's secret WiiU project, with high-powered Kawasaki Jet Skis AND all-new Innespace Seabreachers, hitting trigger points to transform the waterways with massive waves, whirlpools, waterfalls and more.

- PILOTWINGS WORLD, hell if I know who's making it, but it has Little States, AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

- F-ZERO UX and F-ZERO 3X, for WiiU and 3DS, respectively, in a same-day Fusion/Prime deal, with new tracks, random track generator, TRACK EDITOR, return of dedicated Death Race, online for 30 players (technical mahvel!), and the return of X's glorious butt-rock nu-metal soundtrack, all at 60 fps, 720p or in 3D, FALCON PAWWWNCH!

-STAR FOX ARMADA, for WiiU, 50 spectacular levels of on-rails and free-range vehicle-based goodness, supplemented by a Warhawk/Starhawk-style multiplayer mode, with on-foot and vehicle combat, hopping in and out of vehicles, taking the fight from terra firma to the stratosphere and into space like the canceled Battlefront III, OUT THIS HOLIDAY.

- METROID DREAD, for WiiU, takes place inside a living FLESH PLANET full of Giger-esque phallic shit, and features a bajillion interconnected passageways filled with monstrous motherfuckers including Kraid, finally in 3D (after being scrapped for Prime 1).

- STAR TROPICS REVIVAL, for WiiU, takes a long-forgotten NA-only franchise and brings it to the WORLD, all blissful '90-era Americana and maritime exploration and Uncharted-escape ruins exploration with aliens and shit, HEY-O.

- FATAL FRAME V, use the GamePad as your spirit camera, surveying your surroundings Panorama View-style, SPOOKY!

- SUPER SMASH BROS. BLITZ for WiiU and 3DS, features a highly stylized look, introduces five newcomers, PALUTENA, TAKAMARU, LITTLE MAC, RIDLEY, and BAYONETTA.

- ONE MORE THING: SHEIK: SHADOW SAVIOR, Retro's epic Zelda spin-off: Play as Zelda, play as Sheik! Stylish character action, with spell-casting and ninja shenanigans! Puzzle-solving, parkour, SOCIAL SIM (mingling with Hylian royalty), RTS elements (simple, end-of-act army skirmishes), sexy slow-motion cutscenes where Zelda stares at the screen and silently mouths "NOOOOOOOOO!" Prequel to the WiiU Zelda. HEY-O!

I'M HYPED.

Goddamnit Neiteio you gonna take responsibly for this hype overload? That's real fucking Neiteio

 

[DaBoss]

Mario Kart U-turn is a pretty clever name.

True but the ridiculouness that circulated it was just terrible. Some jornos online called titles like X and stuff vaporware.. lol

Haha, yea. Some of the press were just spouting some bullshit after that.

 

[Neiteio]

Goddamnit Neiteio you gonna take responsibly for this hype overload? That's real fucking Neiteio

Are you telling me I've out-Neiteio'd myself?

 

[Currygan]

Wii U needs games. G-A-M-E-S.



"Legit" cam copy you've got there...

ask the guy who put it on Youtube mang

.

WTF MAN YOU WANT ME TO DDDDIIIIIIIE

 

[Chet Rippo]

MARIO KART U-TURN

What an awful name.

 

[Roo]

Was it a real pic actually?

Not sure. He was already banned when I saw it but you can tell that post was the reason.
Shame, we were a mere week from E3.

 

[Mihael Mello Keehl]

Not sure. He was already banned when I saw it but you can tell that post was the reason.
Shame, we were a mere week from E3.

Sadness :/

 

[Drenrim]

Kind of boring in here...

NINTENDO E3 DIRECT TIME!!!

*Iwata appears onscreen*

"We gonna need two hours fo dis shit, cancel yo plans."

"Price drop to TWO HUNDRED AND FIDDY DOLLA, MUDDA FUKKAAAAAAAAASSS."

"Here some new games, buy this bitch"

*booming wub-wub plays as camera zooms in and out on Reggie's crouch, various game logos spinning out of his unzipped fly*

- Budget HD remakes like KID ICARUS UPRISING and THE XENOBLADE CHRONICLES & BATEN KAITOS COLLECTION HD

- BAYONETTA: CLIMAX EDITION, $29.99 on eShop, RIGHT NOW. Locked 60fps 720p, Off-TV Play, Miiverse integration, touch Bayo on the touchscreen to make SEXY SOUNDS.

- VANQUISH 2, WiiU exclusive, Nintendo-funded cuz Sega love dat free money. Sam is accompanied by a ROBOTIC ATTACK BADGER.

- Speaking of Sega loving free money: SHENMUE III :O

- Speaking of cherished game series: MOTHER 4/EARTHBOUND 3, Monolith Soft's 3DS title! And new MOTHER/EARTHBOUND ANTHOLOGY, available in eShop on WiiU and 3DS -- all three games, in seven languages!

- SUPER MARIO SONIC, because one cash cow franchise AIN'T ENOUGH. Trade off seamlessly between the two former rivals. No sports competition. Just saving the world!

- Not same game as new 3D Mario, though; new 3D Mario is SUPER MARIO UTOPIA, a spiritual successor to Sunshine, with a whole archipelago, including a snowy ski resort isle and a glitzy desert casino. Mixes different perspectives on the same platforming between TV and GamePad. Out this holiday. HOLLA.

- MARIO KART U-TURN has amazing ModNation-style track editor, brings back the two-person karts from Double Dash, trade off with another player or AI being the "gunner" in the back seat using the GamePad to target other players, AW YISS.

- MARIO STRIKERS: THIRD STRIKE -- Shamelessly steals Street Fighter subtitle! Uses the GamePad in shield position to block incoming shots! AND LOOK AT DAISY'S HI-DEF ASS.

*Reggie pauses, resting his hand on the wall, catching his breath... Phew...*

*And then... MORE LOGOS, SPINNING OUT OF HIS FLY*

- BATTALION WARS for WiiU, RTS elements on the GamePad, seamless combat on the TV. Launches alongside ADVANCE WARS for 3DS, a sort of Prime/Fusion deal.

- WAVE RACE EXCITE, Monster's secret WiiU project, with high-powered Kawasaki Jet Skis AND all-new Innespace Seabreachers, hitting trigger points to transform the waterways with massive waves, whirlpools, waterfalls and more.

- PILOTWINGS WORLD, hell if I know who's making it, but it has Little States, AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

- F-ZERO UX and F-ZERO 3X, for WiiU and 3DS, respectively, in a same-day Fusion/Prime deal, with new tracks, random track generator, TRACK EDITOR, return of dedicated Death Race, online for 30 players (technical mahvel!), and the return of X's glorious butt-rock nu-metal soundtrack, all at 60 fps, 720p or in 3D, FALCON PAWWWNCH!

-STAR FOX ARMADA, for WiiU, 50 spectacular levels of on-rails and free-range vehicle-based goodness, supplemented by a Warhawk/Starhawk-style multiplayer mode, with on-foot and vehicle combat, hopping in and out of vehicles, taking the fight from terra firma to the stratosphere and into space like the canceled Battlefront III, OUT THIS HOLIDAY.

- METROID DREAD, for WiiU, takes place inside a living FLESH PLANET full of Giger-esque phallic shit, and features a bajillion interconnected passageways filled with monstrous motherfuckers including Kraid, finally in 3D (after being scrapped for Prime 1).

- STAR TROPICS REVIVAL, for WiiU, takes a long-forgotten NA-only franchise and brings it to the WORLD, all blissful '90-era Americana and maritime exploration and Uncharted-escape ruins exploration with aliens and shit, HEY-O.

- FATAL FRAME V, use the GamePad as your spirit camera, surveying your surroundings Panorama View-style, SPOOKY!

- SUPER SMASH BROS. BLITZ for WiiU and 3DS, features a highly stylized look, introduces five newcomers, PALUTENA, TAKAMARU, LITTLE MAC, RIDLEY, and BAYONETTA.

- ONE MORE THING: SHEIK: SHADOW SAVIOR, Retro's epic Zelda spin-off: Play as Zelda, play as Sheik! Stylish character action, with spell-casting and ninja shenanigans! Puzzle-solving, parkour, SOCIAL SIM (mingling with Hylian royalty), RTS elements (simple, end-of-act army skirmishes), sexy slow-motion cutscenes where Zelda stares at the screen and silently mouths "NOOOOOOOOO!" Prequel to the WiiU Zelda. HEY-O!

I'M HYPED.

You sir is what makes E3 so enjoyable for me You forgot though the Takamaru game that is also being made for WiiU

 

[boxter432]

For some reason the link wouldn't let me click it, what was it?

Not sure...but he was banned for it so obviously the link was edited

 

[Kimawolf]

Are you telling me I've out-Neiteio'd myself?

*bows* that would be the best thing since Konami's 2011 e3.

 

[Battle Born]

Kind of boring in here...

NINTENDO E3 DIRECT TIME!!!

I'M HYPED.

If some of these became true next week it would be the most glorious Direct of all time.

 

[Meelow]

Not sure...but he was banned for it so obviously the link was edited

A week before E3 people should be really careful, even on Gamefaq a week before E3 people we're getting banned...And Gamefaq doesn't ban anyone.

 

[StreetsAhead]

I'm pretty sure the entire Monster Games team worked on DKCR3D. I don't think they're going to have another game.

 

[Neiteio]

I'm pretty sure the entire Monster Games team worked on DKCR3D. I don't think they're going to have another game.

My predictions reasonably assume Monster Games has a second team of 300 people in a secret concrete bunker deep beneath their Northfield office.

 

[kunonabi]

I have to admit, a Zelda-centric game by Retro would be amazing. Just give her a sword and everything, and we'd be set.

Why just turn her into Link with breasts?

I'd love a game with Zelda as the protagonist too but wouldn't it be better to build around the things that are typically associated with her?. Archery, magic, and maybe some sim elements since she is royalty would be far more entertaining to me. Add in some diplomacy and foreign relations and you could have something pretty special.

 

[StreetsAhead]

My predictions reasonably assume Monster Games has a second team of 300 people in a secret concrete bunker deep beneath their Northfield office.

In that case, carry on.

 

[chrono01]

Why just turn her into Link with breasts?

I'd love a game with Zelda as the protagonist too but wouldn't it be better to build around the things that are typically associated with her?. Archery, magic, and maybe some sim elements since she is royalty would be far more entertaining to me. Add in some diplomacy and foreign relations and you could have something pretty special.

As long as he abilities aren't her emotions.

Let us never forget Super Princess Peach.

 

[Scum]

Seriously, though. Bayonetta: Climax Edition has to happen. It must happen!

 

[LuFel]

Believe. BELIEVE!!!

Hype UP!!

 

[Neiteio]

As long as he abilities aren't her emotions.

Let us never forget Super Princess Peach.

Curious, did anyone in the gaming press ever call out SPS for its depiction of a heroine fighting with the powers of PMS?

 

[ec0ec0]

i just need a true super mario shunshine 2 (with shunshine mario crazy/fast movement instead of limited/slow galaxy one)

 

[Neiteio]

i just need a true super mario shunshine 2 (with shunshine mario crazy/fast movement instead of limited/slow galaxy one)

Don't worry, gotcha covered, see Super Mario Utopia in my no-doubt-infallible predictions list.

 

[DaBoss]

A week before E3 people should be really careful, even on Gamefaq a week before E3 people we're getting banned...And Gamefaq doesn't ban anyone.

But that ban wasn't really related to gaming/E3.

Curious, did anyone in the gaming press ever call out SPS for its depiction of a heroine fighting with the powers of PMS?

Don't give Kotaku any ideas now.

 

[chrono01]

Curious, did anyone in the gaming press ever call out SPS for its depiction of a heroine fighting with the powers of PMS?

That's a good question.

I'd find it difficult to believe if at least one person didn't.

 

[Mr. Fix]

Believe. BELIEVE!!!

But Retro needs to be working on a 2.5D Metroid!

 

[ec0ec0]

thanks for that neiteio!!!

 

[Neiteio]

That's a good question.

I'd find it difficult to believe if at least one person didn't.

I didn't have any problem with it, but yeah, it's far more stereotypical than most of the stuff people nitpick these days. THE POWER OF MOOD SWINGS. If it weren't for the ESRB they probably would've gave Peach an attack where a hydro cannon of blood fires out of her skirt.

thanks for that neiteio!!!

*tips 10-gallon green foam cowboy hat*

I'm here to serve.

 

[Yado]

Does the Conker franchise wholly belong to rare?

 

[MisterHero]

Curious, did anyone in the gaming press ever call out SPS for its depiction of a heroine fighting with the powers of PMS?

I don't see the big deal. She could master the emotional spectrum of the Green Lantern universe. They fight with emotions now.

Red Lantern Peach would be amazing

I didn't have any problem with it, but yeah, it's far more stereotypical than most of the stuff people nitpick these days. THE POWER OF MOOD SWINGS. If it weren't for the ESRB they probably would've gave Peach an attack where a hydro cannon of blood fires out of her skirt.

*tips 10-gallon green foam cowboy hat*

I'm here to serve.

Now that's what I'm talking about!

 

[Meelow]

But that ban wasn't really related to gaming/E3.

I know, but either way people should be careful a week before E3.

 

[Hiltz]

Does the Conker franchise wholly belong to rare?

The franchise belongs to Microsoft.

Bayonetta Peach anyone ?

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh81/RadianSilvergun3/PrincessBayonetta.jpg

 

[Plinko]

Curious, did anyone in the gaming press ever call out SPS for its depiction of a heroine fighting with the powers of PMS?

I specifically remember reading an article of outrage about how her emotions were how she fought. It talked about how bad it was for young girls. Can't remember the source, though.

 

[Neiteio]

I hope we're all feeling "micro soft" after this Nintendo E3 Direct, if ya know what I'm saying.

If you catch my drift, if you're picking up what I'm putting down.

Wink wink, nudge nudge, y'know what I mean, Burns, y'know what I mean?

 

[ec0ec0]

Super Mario Utopia... now i believe, neiteio gave me strenght. But Mr.Neiteio what about banjo and conker? WHAT ABOUT BANJO AND CONKER?!!

 

[Yado]

The franchise belongs to Microsoft.

Ah, I was thinking about Conker's Bad Fur U. :/

 

[DaBoss]

Super Mario Utopia... now i believe, neiteio gave me strenght. But Mr.Neiteio what about banjo and conker? WHAT ABOUT BANJO AND CONKER?!!

Pray to the gods and everything and hope Microsoft revives both IPs.

Spoiler

Then you have to pray that those games won't be butchered by Rare/Microsoft of present. D:

 

[Neiteio]

Super Mario Utopia... now i believe, neiteio gave me strenght. But Mr.Neiteio what about banjo and conker? WHAT ABOUT BANJO AND CONKER?!!

Well dear ec0ec0, I have it on good word that while Iwata was doing what Iwata does when Iwata's not in the office -- namely, strapping himself to balloons and playing real-life Balloon Fight -- he thought to himself, "I miss the bear and bird," and decided to buy back the IP, and now British ex-pat James Turner has been pulled away from GameFreak to channel ALL HIS INNATE BRITISH WIT into a bona fide, honest-to-goodness BANJO-THREEIE.

No word yet on Conker, though. :-\

 

[RyuKanSan]

Kind of boring in here...

NINTENDO E3 DIRECT TIME!!!

*Iwata appears onscreen*

"We gonna need two hours fo dis shit, cancel yo plans."

"Price drop to TWO HUNDRED AND FIDDY DOLLA, MUDDA FUKKAAAAAAAAASSS."

"Here some new games, buy this bitch"

*booming wub-wub plays as camera zooms in and out on Reggie's crouch, various game logos spinning out of his unzipped fly*

- Budget HD remakes like KID ICARUS UPRISING and THE XENOBLADE CHRONICLES & BATEN KAITOS COLLECTION HD

- BAYONETTA: CLIMAX EDITION, $29.99 on eShop, RIGHT NOW. Locked 60fps 720p, Off-TV Play, Miiverse integration, touch Bayo on the touchscreen to make SEXY SOUNDS.

- VANQUISH 2, WiiU exclusive, Nintendo-funded cuz Sega love dat free money. Sam is accompanied by a ROBOTIC ATTACK BADGER.

- Speaking of Sega loving free money: SHENMUE III :O

- Speaking of cherished game series: MOTHER 4/EARTHBOUND 3, Monolith Soft's 3DS title! And new MOTHER/EARTHBOUND ANTHOLOGY, available in eShop on WiiU and 3DS -- all three games, in seven languages!

- SUPER MARIO SONIC, because one cash cow franchise AIN'T ENOUGH. Trade off seamlessly between the two former rivals. No sports competition. Just saving the world!

- Not same game as new 3D Mario, though; new 3D Mario is SUPER MARIO UTOPIA, a spiritual successor to Sunshine, with a whole archipelago, including a snowy ski resort isle and a glitzy desert casino. Mixes different perspectives on the same platforming between TV and GamePad. Out this holiday. HOLLA.

- MARIO KART U-TURN has amazing ModNation-style track editor, brings back the two-person karts from Double Dash, trade off with another player or AI being the "gunner" in the back seat using the GamePad to target other players, AW YISS.

- MARIO STRIKERS: THIRD STRIKE -- Shamelessly steals Street Fighter subtitle! Uses the GamePad in shield position to block incoming shots! AND LOOK AT DAISY'S HI-DEF ASS.

*Reggie pauses, resting his hand on the wall, catching his breath... Phew...*

*And then... MORE LOGOS, SPINNING OUT OF HIS FLY*

- BATTALION WARS for WiiU, RTS elements on the GamePad, seamless combat on the TV. Launches alongside ADVANCE WARS for 3DS, a sort of Prime/Fusion deal.

- WAVE RACE EXCITE, Monster's secret WiiU project, with high-powered Kawasaki Jet Skis AND all-new Innespace Seabreachers, hitting trigger points to transform the waterways with massive waves, whirlpools, waterfalls and more.

- PILOTWINGS WORLD, hell if I know who's making it, but it has Little States, AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

- F-ZERO UX and F-ZERO 3X, for WiiU and 3DS, respectively, in a same-day Fusion/Prime deal, with new tracks, random track generator, TRACK EDITOR, return of dedicated Death Race, online for 30 players (technical mahvel!), and the return of X's glorious butt-rock nu-metal soundtrack, all at 60 fps, 720p or in 3D, FALCON PAWWWNCH!

-STAR FOX ARMADA, for WiiU, 50 spectacular levels of on-rails and free-range vehicle-based goodness, supplemented by a Warhawk/Starhawk-style multiplayer mode, with on-foot and vehicle combat, hopping in and out of vehicles, taking the fight from terra firma to the stratosphere and into space like the canceled Battlefront III, OUT THIS HOLIDAY.

- METROID DREAD, for WiiU, takes place inside a living FLESH PLANET full of Giger-esque phallic shit, and features a bajillion interconnected passageways filled with monstrous motherfuckers including Kraid, finally in 3D (after being scrapped for Prime 1).

- STAR TROPICS REVIVAL, for WiiU, takes a long-forgotten NA-only franchise and brings it to the WORLD, all blissful '90-era Americana and maritime exploration and Uncharted-escape ruins exploration with aliens and shit, HEY-O.

- FATAL FRAME V, use the GamePad as your spirit camera, surveying your surroundings Panorama View-style, SPOOKY!

- SUPER SMASH BROS. BLITZ for WiiU and 3DS, features a highly stylized look, introduces five newcomers, PALUTENA, TAKAMARU, LITTLE MAC, RIDLEY, and BAYONETTA.

- ONE MORE THING: SHEIK: SHADOW SAVIOR, Retro's epic Zelda spin-off: Play as Zelda, play as Sheik! Stylish character action, with spell-casting and ninja shenanigans! Puzzle-solving, parkour, SOCIAL SIM (mingling with Hylian royalty), RTS elements (simple, end-of-act army skirmishes), sexy slow-motion cutscenes where Zelda stares at the screen and silently mouths "NOOOOOOOOO!" Prequel to the WiiU Zelda. HEY-O!

I'M HYPED.

nothing on that list makes me cum more then Baten Kaitos HD collection....where the hell has that game gone...2 games and then it's dead...i demand justice

 

[ugly]

As long as he abilities aren't her emotions.

Let us never forget Super Princess Peach.

How about a new Metroid where your gun upgrades are emotional re-connections to your life being raised by Chozo and you can harness the power of love to open doors, friendship to saved your game and tsundere to defeat ridley

Well dear ec0ec0, I have it on good word that while Iwata was doing what Iwata does when Iwata's not in the office -- namely, strapping himself to balloons and playing real-life Balloon Fight -- he thought to himself, "I miss the bear and bird," and decided to buy back the IP, and now British ex-pat James Turner has been pulled away from GameFreak to channel ALL HIS INNATE BRITISH WIT into a bona fide, honest-to-goodness BANJO-THREEIE.

No word yet on Conker, though. :-\

I hear Ronan Keating is working on that game, providing Banjo's sing voice. Can't wait fot Banjo Threeie: Let's Dance

 

[Neiteio]

How about a new Metroid where your gun upgrades are emotional re-connections to your life being raised by Chozo and you can harness the power of love to open doors, friendship to saved your game and tsundere to defeat ridley

lol, amazing

Has Samus x Ridley been done yet?

 

[zeitgeist]

Super Smash Brothers Blitz? It is obviously going to be called Duel/Dual.

(Because of the cross platform stuff)

 

[brandonh83]

I see the hype has finally reached sexual insanity between Neiteio and cumming about Baten Kaitos.

...

Good.