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[ec0ec0]

poor conker... now i am a little sad again... i think that i am going to read that godlike list again, i should feel better after that.

 

[Bulbasaur]

I'm placing all my bets on next gen Mario. If it doesn't flip my wig off I'm going to be really sour.

Also hoping that the Retro game isnt Metroid.

 

[ugly]

Super Smash Brothers Blitz? It is obviously going to be called Duel/Dual.

(Because of the cross platform stuff)

It's actually going to be titled Super Smash Brothers Sealed Fate: Southbound Destinies and its going to be primarily a Death Note x Kingdom Hearts crossover.
Third party characters are Jesse Pinkman and Pinky and the Brain and P!nk

 

[Neiteio]

It's actually going to be titled Super Smash Brothers Sealed Fate: Southbound Destinies and its going to be primarily a Death Note x Kingdom Hearts crossover.
Third party characters are Jesse Pinkman and Pinky and the Brain and P!nk

I heard Moses is going to be a third-party character, from that NES Bible game.

 

[Fantastical]

Super Smash Brothers Blitz? It is obviously going to be called Duel/Dual.

(Because of the cross platform stuff)

That's actually pretty clever, but it doesn't really make sense because it implies its a 1 on 1 fight. Brawl and Melee both involve multiple people.

 

[Freezie KO]

Kind of boring in here...

NINTENDO E3 DIRECT TIME!!!

*Iwata appears onscreen*

"We gonna need two hours fo dis shit, cancel yo plans."

"Price drop to TWO HUNDRED AND FIDDY DOLLA, MUDDA FUKKAAAAAAAAASSS."

"Here some new games, buy this bitch"

*booming wub-wub plays as camera zooms in and out on Reggie's crouch, various game logos spinning out of his unzipped fly*

- Budget HD remakes like KID ICARUS UPRISING and THE XENOBLADE CHRONICLES & BATEN KAITOS COLLECTION HD

- BAYONETTA: CLIMAX EDITION, $29.99 on eShop, RIGHT NOW. Locked 60fps 720p, Off-TV Play, Miiverse integration, touch Bayo on the touchscreen to make SEXY SOUNDS.

- VANQUISH 2, WiiU exclusive, Nintendo-funded cuz Sega love dat free money. Sam is accompanied by a ROBOTIC ATTACK BADGER.

- Speaking of Sega loving free money: SHENMUE III :O

- Speaking of cherished game series: MOTHER 4/EARTHBOUND 3, Monolith Soft's 3DS title! And new MOTHER/EARTHBOUND ANTHOLOGY, available in eShop on WiiU and 3DS -- all three games, in seven languages!

- SUPER MARIO SONIC, because one cash cow franchise AIN'T ENOUGH. Trade off seamlessly between the two former rivals. No sports competition. Just saving the world!

- Not same game as new 3D Mario, though; new 3D Mario is SUPER MARIO UTOPIA, a spiritual successor to Sunshine, with a whole archipelago, including a snowy ski resort isle and a glitzy desert casino. Mixes different perspectives on the same platforming between TV and GamePad. Out this holiday. HOLLA.

- MARIO KART U-TURN has amazing ModNation-style track editor, brings back the two-person karts from Double Dash, trade off with another player or AI being the "gunner" in the back seat using the GamePad to target other players, AW YISS.

- MARIO STRIKERS: THIRD STRIKE -- Shamelessly steals Street Fighter subtitle! Uses the GamePad in shield position to block incoming shots! AND LOOK AT DAISY'S HI-DEF ASS.

*Reggie pauses, resting his hand on the wall, catching his breath... Phew...*

*And then... MORE LOGOS, SPINNING OUT OF HIS FLY*

- BATTALION WARS for WiiU, RTS elements on the GamePad, seamless combat on the TV. Launches alongside ADVANCE WARS for 3DS, a sort of Prime/Fusion deal.

- WAVE RACE EXCITE, Monster's secret WiiU project, with high-powered Kawasaki Jet Skis AND all-new Innespace Seabreachers, hitting trigger points to transform the waterways with massive waves, whirlpools, waterfalls and more.

- PILOTWINGS WORLD, hell if I know who's making it, but it has Little States, AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

- F-ZERO UX and F-ZERO 3X, for WiiU and 3DS, respectively, in a same-day Fusion/Prime deal, with new tracks, random track generator, TRACK EDITOR, return of dedicated Death Race, online for 30 players (technical mahvel!), and the return of X's glorious butt-rock nu-metal soundtrack, all at 60 fps, 720p or in 3D, FALCON PAWWWNCH!

-STAR FOX ARMADA, for WiiU, 50 spectacular levels of on-rails and free-range vehicle-based goodness, supplemented by a Warhawk/Starhawk-style multiplayer mode, with on-foot and vehicle combat, hopping in and out of vehicles, taking the fight from terra firma to the stratosphere and into space like the canceled Battlefront III, OUT THIS HOLIDAY.

- METROID DREAD, for WiiU, takes place inside a living FLESH PLANET full of Giger-esque phallic shit, and features a bajillion interconnected passageways filled with monstrous motherfuckers including Kraid, finally in 3D (after being scrapped for Prime 1).

- STAR TROPICS REVIVAL, for WiiU, takes a long-forgotten NA-only franchise and brings it to the WORLD, all blissful '90-era Americana and maritime exploration and Uncharted-escape ruins exploration with aliens and shit, HEY-O.

- FATAL FRAME V, use the GamePad as your spirit camera, surveying your surroundings Panorama View-style, SPOOKY!

- SUPER SMASH BROS. BLITZ for WiiU and 3DS, features a highly stylized look, introduces five newcomers, PALUTENA, TAKAMARU, LITTLE MAC, RIDLEY, and BAYONETTA.

- ONE MORE THING: SHEIK: SHADOW SAVIOR, Retro's epic Zelda spin-off: Play as Zelda, play as Sheik! Stylish character action, with spell-casting and ninja shenanigans! Puzzle-solving, parkour, SOCIAL SIM (mingling with Hylian royalty), RTS elements (simple, end-of-act army skirmishes), sexy slow-motion cutscenes where Zelda stares at the screen and silently mouths "NOOOOOOOOO!" Prequel to the WiiU Zelda. HEY-O!

I'M HYPED.

Well, thanks. You ruined E3. There's no way it can live up to... that.

 

[ugly]

I heard Moses is going to be a third-party character, from that NES Bible game.

I think you've got your wires crossed. Microsoft bought the rights and he's slated to appear in Microsoft's Killer Bone X as the downB transformation for the Call of Duty dog

 

[Neiteio]

That's actually pretty clever, but it doesn't really make sense because it implies its a 1 on 1 fight. Brawl and Melee both involve multiple people.

Speaking of SUPER SMASH BROS. BLITZ, here's the roster:

89 slots, plus Random, spanning 102 characters!

NOTE: The unseen characters are Wolf Link & Midna (part of Link); Ganon (part of Ganondorf); Deku Link, Goron Link, and Zora Link (part of Masks Link); Awakened Mewtwo (part of Mewtwo); and Defense, Neutral, Attack, and Speed Deoxys (part of Deoxys).

And with DLC:

TOTAL: 98 slot spanning 111 characters!

NO STOPPING THIS TRAIN.

 

[Valjean Lafitte]

Kind of boring in here...

NINTENDO E3 DIRECT TIME!!!

*Iwata appears onscreen*

"We gonna need two hours fo dis shit, cancel yo plans."

"Price drop to TWO HUNDRED AND FIDDY DOLLA, MUDDA FUKKAAAAAAAAASSS."

"Here some new games, buy this bitch"

*booming wub-wub plays as camera zooms in and out on Reggie's crouch, various game logos spinning out of his unzipped fly*

- Budget HD remakes like KID ICARUS UPRISING and THE XENOBLADE CHRONICLES & BATEN KAITOS COLLECTION HD

- BAYONETTA: CLIMAX EDITION, $29.99 on eShop, RIGHT NOW. Locked 60fps 720p, Off-TV Play, Miiverse integration, touch Bayo on the touchscreen to make SEXY SOUNDS.

- VANQUISH 2, WiiU exclusive, Nintendo-funded cuz Sega love dat free money. Sam is accompanied by a ROBOTIC ATTACK BADGER.

- Speaking of Sega loving free money: SHENMUE III :O

- Speaking of cherished game series: MOTHER 4/EARTHBOUND 3, Monolith Soft's 3DS title! And new MOTHER/EARTHBOUND ANTHOLOGY, available in eShop on WiiU and 3DS -- all three games, in seven languages!

- SUPER MARIO SONIC, because one cash cow franchise AIN'T ENOUGH. Trade off seamlessly between the two former rivals. No sports competition. Just saving the world!

- Not same game as new 3D Mario, though; new 3D Mario is SUPER MARIO UTOPIA, a spiritual successor to Sunshine, with a whole archipelago, including a snowy ski resort isle and a glitzy desert casino. Mixes different perspectives on the same platforming between TV and GamePad. Out this holiday. HOLLA.

- MARIO KART U-TURN has amazing ModNation-style track editor, brings back the two-person karts from Double Dash, trade off with another player or AI being the "gunner" in the back seat using the GamePad to target other players, AW YISS.

- MARIO STRIKERS: THIRD STRIKE -- Shamelessly steals Street Fighter subtitle! Uses the GamePad in shield position to block incoming shots! AND LOOK AT DAISY'S HI-DEF ASS.

*Reggie pauses, resting his hand on the wall, catching his breath... Phew...*

*And then... MORE LOGOS, SPINNING OUT OF HIS FLY*

- BATTALION WARS for WiiU, RTS elements on the GamePad, seamless combat on the TV. Launches alongside ADVANCE WARS for 3DS, a sort of Prime/Fusion deal.

- WAVE RACE EXCITE, Monster's secret WiiU project, with high-powered Kawasaki Jet Skis AND all-new Innespace Seabreachers, hitting trigger points to transform the waterways with massive waves, whirlpools, waterfalls and more.

- PILOTWINGS WORLD, hell if I know who's making it, but it has Little States, AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

- F-ZERO UX and F-ZERO 3X, for WiiU and 3DS, respectively, in a same-day Fusion/Prime deal, with new tracks, random track generator, TRACK EDITOR, return of dedicated Death Race, online for 30 players (technical mahvel!), and the return of X's glorious butt-rock nu-metal soundtrack, all at 60 fps, 720p or in 3D, FALCON PAWWWNCH!

-STAR FOX ARMADA, for WiiU, 50 spectacular levels of on-rails and free-range vehicle-based goodness, supplemented by a Warhawk/Starhawk-style multiplayer mode, with on-foot and vehicle combat, hopping in and out of vehicles, taking the fight from terra firma to the stratosphere and into space like the canceled Battlefront III, OUT THIS HOLIDAY.

- METROID DREAD, for WiiU, takes place inside a living FLESH PLANET full of Giger-esque phallic shit, and features a bajillion interconnected passageways filled with monstrous motherfuckers including Kraid, finally in 3D (after being scrapped for Prime 1).

- STAR TROPICS REVIVAL, for WiiU, takes a long-forgotten NA-only franchise and brings it to the WORLD, all blissful '90-era Americana and maritime exploration and Uncharted-escape ruins exploration with aliens and shit, HEY-O.

- FATAL FRAME V, use the GamePad as your spirit camera, surveying your surroundings Panorama View-style, SPOOKY!

- SUPER SMASH BROS. BLITZ for WiiU and 3DS, features a highly stylized look, introduces five newcomers, PALUTENA, TAKAMARU, LITTLE MAC, RIDLEY, and BAYONETTA.

- ONE MORE THING: SHEIK: SHADOW SAVIOR, Retro's epic Zelda spin-off: Play as Zelda, play as Sheik! Stylish character action, with spell-casting and ninja shenanigans! Puzzle-solving, parkour, SOCIAL SIM (mingling with Hylian royalty), RTS elements (simple, end-of-act army skirmishes), sexy slow-motion cutscenes where Zelda stares at the screen and silently mouths "NOOOOOOOOO!" Prequel to the WiiU Zelda. HEY-O!

I'M HYPED.

Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!

FUCKIN BOMBS EVERYWHERE

Speaking of SUPER SMASH BROS. BLITZ, here's the roster:

89 slots, plus Random, spanning 102 characters!

NOTE: The unseen characters are Wolf Link & Midna (part of Link); Ganon (part of Ganondorf); Deku Link, Goron Link, and Zora Link (part of Masks Link); Awakened Mewtwo (part of Mewtwo); and Defense, Neutral, Attack, and Speed Deoxys (part of Deoxys).

And with DLC:

TOTAL: 98 slot spanning 111 characters!

NO STOPPING THIS TRAIN.

Is that Sheriff from Sheriff?
You really dug deep, but anything's possible. Gotta believe.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

That's actually pretty clever, but it doesn't really make sense because it implies its a 1 on 1 fight. Brawl and Melee both involve multiple people.

But I love 1 v 1 matches on Smash :|
Are they really that uncommon? Just 1 v 1 and no items. It's just as fun as free for all and all items on very high!

 

[Neiteio]

Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!

FUCKIN BOMBS EVERYWHERE

Word from on high is Obama nearly declared war on Japan when he mistook Iwata's stealth bombers for enemy planes.

 

[Drago]

You guys are hyping yourself up way too much

I used to be like you too... until E3 2012 happened. I have no hope

 

[Chet Rippo]

Speaking of SUPER SMASH BROS. BLITZ, here's the roster:

89 slots, plus Random, spanning 102 characters!

NOTE: The unseen characters are Wolf Link & Midna (part of Link); Ganon (part of Ganondorf); Deku Link, Goron Link, and Zora Link (part of Masks Link); Awakened Mewtwo (part of Mewtwo); and Defense, Neutral, Attack, and Speed Deoxys (part of Deoxys).

And with DLC:

TOTAL: 98 slot spanning 111 characters!

NO STOPPING THIS TRAIN.

...Banjo?

 

[Wishmaster92]

Speaking of SUPER SMASH BROS. BLITZ, here's the roster:

89 slots, plus Random, spanning 102 characters!

NOTE: The unseen characters are Wolf Link & Midna (part of Link); Ganon (part of Ganondorf); Deku Link, Goron Link, and Zora Link (part of Masks Link); Awakened Mewtwo (part of Mewtwo); and Defense, Neutral, Attack, and Speed Deoxys (part of Deoxys).

And with DLC:

TOTAL: 98 slot spanning 111 characters!

NO STOPPING THIS TRAIN.

Tharja and simon belmont? I love it!

 

[StreetsAhead]

Seriously, there's not much room in the shedule to have a tonne of unannounced games. I just can't get hyped for titles that won't be coming out for 18 months +

June: Game & Wario
July: ???
August: Pikmin 3
September: The Wonderful 101, Wii Party U
October: Super Mario 3D
November: Wii Fit U, Wind Waker HD
December: Mario Kart
January: Nothing
February: Yarn Yoshi
March: Bayonetta 2
April - December: Smash Bros., X, Retro's game, SMT X FE

 

[Neiteio]

...Banjo?

Clearly you didn't see the anecdote about Iwata deciding to buy back the IP while being rich and eccentric playing real-life Balloon Fight.

 

[Drago]

July: ???

Damn you, NoA.

 

[CriterionDog]

Super Smash Brothers Blitz? It is obviously going to be called Duel/Dual.

(Because of the cross platform stuff)

I actually like this name. : )

 

[RetroGreg]

Kind of boring in here...

NINTENDO E3 DIRECT TIME!!!

*Iwata appears onscreen*

"We gonna need two hours fo dis shit, cancel yo plans."

"Price drop to TWO HUNDRED AND FIDDY DOLLA, MUDDA FUKKAAAAAAAAASSS."

"Here some new games, buy this bitch"

*booming wub-wub plays as camera zooms in and out on Reggie's crouch, various game logos spinning out of his unzipped fly*

- Budget HD remakes like KID ICARUS UPRISING and THE XENOBLADE CHRONICLES & BATEN KAITOS COLLECTION HD

- BAYONETTA: CLIMAX EDITION, $29.99 on eShop, RIGHT NOW. Locked 60fps 720p, Off-TV Play, Miiverse integration, touch Bayo on the touchscreen to make SEXY SOUNDS.

- VANQUISH 2, WiiU exclusive, Nintendo-funded cuz Sega love dat free money. Sam is accompanied by a ROBOTIC ATTACK BADGER.

- Speaking of Sega loving free money: SHENMUE III :O

- Speaking of cherished game series: MOTHER 4/EARTHBOUND 3, Monolith Soft's 3DS title! And new MOTHER/EARTHBOUND ANTHOLOGY, available in eShop on WiiU and 3DS -- all three games, in seven languages!

- SUPER MARIO SONIC, because one cash cow franchise AIN'T ENOUGH. Trade off seamlessly between the two former rivals. No sports competition. Just saving the world!

- Not same game as new 3D Mario, though; new 3D Mario is SUPER MARIO UTOPIA, a spiritual successor to Sunshine, with a whole archipelago, including a snowy ski resort isle and a glitzy desert casino. Mixes different perspectives on the same platforming between TV and GamePad. Out this holiday. HOLLA.

- MARIO KART U-TURN has amazing ModNation-style track editor, brings back the two-person karts from Double Dash, trade off with another player or AI being the "gunner" in the back seat using the GamePad to target other players, AW YISS.

- MARIO STRIKERS: THIRD STRIKE -- Shamelessly steals Street Fighter subtitle! Uses the GamePad in shield position to block incoming shots! AND LOOK AT DAISY'S HI-DEF ASS.

*Reggie pauses, resting his hand on the wall, catching his breath... Phew...*

*And then... MORE LOGOS, SPINNING OUT OF HIS FLY*

- BATTALION WARS for WiiU, RTS elements on the GamePad, seamless combat on the TV. Launches alongside ADVANCE WARS for 3DS, a sort of Prime/Fusion deal.

- WAVE RACE EXCITE, Monster's secret WiiU project, with high-powered Kawasaki Jet Skis AND all-new Innespace Seabreachers, hitting trigger points to transform the waterways with massive waves, whirlpools, waterfalls and more.

- PILOTWINGS WORLD, hell if I know who's making it, but it has Little States, AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

- F-ZERO UX and F-ZERO 3X, for WiiU and 3DS, respectively, in a same-day Fusion/Prime deal, with new tracks, random track generator, TRACK EDITOR, return of dedicated Death Race, online for 30 players (technical mahvel!), and the return of X's glorious butt-rock nu-metal soundtrack, all at 60 fps, 720p or in 3D, FALCON PAWWWNCH!

-STAR FOX ARMADA, for WiiU, 50 spectacular levels of on-rails and free-range vehicle-based goodness, supplemented by a Warhawk/Starhawk-style multiplayer mode, with on-foot and vehicle combat, hopping in and out of vehicles, taking the fight from terra firma to the stratosphere and into space like the canceled Battlefront III, OUT THIS HOLIDAY.

- METROID DREAD, for WiiU, takes place inside a living FLESH PLANET full of Giger-esque phallic shit, and features a bajillion interconnected passageways filled with monstrous motherfuckers including Kraid, finally in 3D (after being scrapped for Prime 1).

- STAR TROPICS REVIVAL, for WiiU, takes a long-forgotten NA-only franchise and brings it to the WORLD, all blissful '90-era Americana and maritime exploration and Uncharted-escape ruins exploration with aliens and shit, HEY-O.

- FATAL FRAME V, use the GamePad as your spirit camera, surveying your surroundings Panorama View-style, SPOOKY!

- SUPER SMASH BROS. BLITZ for WiiU and 3DS, features a highly stylized look, introduces five newcomers, PALUTENA, TAKAMARU, LITTLE MAC, RIDLEY, and BAYONETTA.

- ONE MORE THING: SHEIK: SHADOW SAVIOR, Retro's epic Zelda spin-off: Play as Zelda, play as Sheik! Stylish character action, with spell-casting and ninja shenanigans! Puzzle-solving, parkour, SOCIAL SIM (mingling with Hylian royalty), RTS elements (simple, end-of-act army skirmishes), sexy slow-motion cutscenes where Zelda stares at the screen and silently mouths "NOOOOOOOOO!" Prequel to the WiiU Zelda. HEY-O!

I'M HYPED.

This would be fucking great. I'd scream like a school girl at my desk lol.

 

[DaBoss]

Neiteio gonna Neiteio. I love it.

Too bad I have to ignore the content due to me wanting to keep my sanity.

 

[Mihael Mello Keehl]

Seriously, there's not much room in the shedule to have a tonne of unannounced games. I just can't get hyped for titles that won't be coming out for 18 months +

June: Game & Wario
July: ???
August: Pikmin 3
September: The Wonderful 101, Wii Party U
October: Super Mario 3D
November: Wii Fit U, Wind Waker HD
December: Mario Kart
January: Nothing
February: Yarn Yoshi
March: Bayonetta 2
April - December: Smash Bros., X, Retro's game, SMT X FE

How many is a ton?

 

[MisterHero]

Those massive rosters and no Ryus in sight.

If Snake comes back, I hope there's new codecs. Maybe there won't be because the MGS1 cast isn't around like they were during MGS4.

 

[Valjean Lafitte]

Word from on high is Obama nearly declared war on Japan when he mistook Iwata's stealth bombers for enemy planes.

No one can stop our Great Leader.

 

[Neiteio]

Those massive rosters and no Ryus in sight.

If Snake comes back, I hope there's new codecs. Maybe there won't be because the MGS1 cast isn't around like they were during MGS4.

Nintendo vs. Capcom, my friend.

 

[Drago]

How many is a ton?

2000 lbs

OMG 2000 WIIU GAMES IN DEVELOPMENT I'LL MAKE THE THREAD

 

[Blood Diamonds]

Speaking of SUPER SMASH BROS. BLITZ, here's the roster:

89 slots, plus Random, spanning 102 characters!

NOTE: The unseen characters are Wolf Link & Midna (part of Link); Ganon (part of Ganondorf); Deku Link, Goron Link, and Zora Link (part of Masks Link); Awakened Mewtwo (part of Mewtwo); and Defense, Neutral, Attack, and Speed Deoxys (part of Deoxys).

And with DLC:

TOTAL: 98 slot spanning 111 characters!

NO STOPPING THIS TRAIN.

Um
I don't know how to tell you this but there is no way Fire Emblem would get eight slots.
I mean we couldn't have three for ssbb so...

 

[CriterionDog]

Nintendo vs. Capcom, my friend.

So, want this to be true. Is there ANY chance in the world that it could happen?

 

[ugly]

Mr Neiteio you chose Andy over Sami? What's wrong wit ya dot gif

 

[Toad.T]

Speaking of SUPER SMASH BROS. BLITZ, here's the roster:
NO STOPPING THIS TRAIN.

No Goemon? Welp, there goes my main.

Spoiler

I love all this hype. It always brings out the best in fanboys. (Don't worry, i'm secretly one too.)!

 

[L Thammy]

As part of the Year of Luigi, Luigi is now part of the starting roster. Mario is unlockable.

 

[ec0ec0]

i we are going to get that crazy... conker for smash!!

 

[Darryl]

So, want this to be true. Is there ANY chance in the world that it could happen?

probably not, they like to isolate their specific franchises off like in Pokemon X Nobunaga and SMT X Fire Emblem. we could get a cross-over fighter, it will probably not be featuring the entire Nintendo roster.

 

[CriterionDog]

Nintendo fanbase/fanboy hype/amount >>> Sony/Microsoft fanbase/fanboy, these direct topics are always incredible.

edit: saying this isn't a bannable offence, right?

 

[L Thammy]

I heard Moses is going to be a third-party character, from that NES Bible game.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Twist:_Rekishi_no_Katasumi_de#Settings_and_characters...

First party.

 

[Freezie KO]

But I love 1 v 1 matches on Smash :|
Are they really that uncommon? Just 1 v 1 and no items. It's just as fun as free for all and all items on very high!

My favorite is 1v1 with items. But 1v1 no items, teams, and free for alls are fun too.

 

[ugly]

As part of the Year of Luigi, Luigi is now part of the starting roster. Mario is unlockable.

Haha that'd actually be really cool! Mario is such a mainstay in EH VER RY THING that I'd welcome that. He's never a special character either, always the all-rounder. So you know what? GO HOME MARIO ID' PICK YOU LAAAAST FOR MY BASKETBALL TEAM IF THIS WAS AN AMERICAN HIGH SCHOOL MOVIE

 

[Drago]

No one ever wants to play as Mario in Mario games.

No one.

 

[Darryl]

Nintendo fanbase/fanboy hype/amount >>> Sony/Microsoft fanbase/fanboy, these direct topics are always incredible.

edit: saying this isn't a bannable offence, right?

a lot of their hype is for the hardware. the power of games will always be superior

 

[Neiteio]

Mr Neiteio you chose Andy over Sami? What's wrong wit ya dot gif

Trust me, I loves me some exposed midriff, but Andy is the face of the franchise! And he has a WRENCH!

Um
I don't know how to tell you this but there is no way Fire Emblem would get eight slots.
I mean we couldn't have three for ssbb so...

Three veteran lords, two new lords, Chrom's sis (wholly unique character -- weak as hell and easily knocked around, but can heal!), a merchant trickster who's been with the series since forever, a dark spell-caster with ranged magic... Gameplay justifications!

No Goemon? Welp, there goes my main.

Spoiler

I love all this hype. It always brings out the best in fanboys. (Don't worry, i'm secretly one too.)!

Oh trust me, I loves me some GOEMON. But I couldn't resist loading up on the -man mascots (Mega Man, Pac-Man, Bomberman), and Castlevania is a must so you can reunite the Captain N squad (Pit, Mega Man, Simon). Had to reign in the Konami reps!

Maybe DLC with two-in-one Goemon & Ebisumaru character? And IMPACT for Final Smash?

probably not, they like to isolate their specific franchises off like in Pokemon X Nobunaga and SMT X Fire Emblem. we could get a cross-over fighter, it will probably not be featuring the entire Nintendo roster.

You say that, but who the hell saw Pokémon X Nobunaga coming, lol.

TITSTASTIC.

 

[bobbychalkers]

Kind of boring in here...

NINTENDO E3 DIRECT TIME!!!

*Iwata appears onscreen*

"We gonna need two hours fo dis shit, cancel yo plans."

"Price drop to TWO HUNDRED AND FIDDY DOLLA, MUDDA FUKKAAAAAAAAASSS."

"Here some new games, buy this bitch"

*booming wub-wub plays as camera zooms in and out on Reggie's crouch, various game logos spinning out of his unzipped fly*

- Budget HD remakes like KID ICARUS UPRISING and THE XENOBLADE CHRONICLES & BATEN KAITOS COLLECTION HD

- BAYONETTA: CLIMAX EDITION, $29.99 on eShop, RIGHT NOW. Locked 60fps 720p, Off-TV Play, Miiverse integration, touch Bayo on the touchscreen to make SEXY SOUNDS.

- VANQUISH 2, WiiU exclusive, Nintendo-funded cuz Sega love dat free money. Sam is accompanied by a ROBOTIC ATTACK BADGER.

- Speaking of Sega loving free money: SHENMUE III :O

- Speaking of cherished game series: MOTHER 4/EARTHBOUND 3, Monolith Soft's 3DS title! And new MOTHER/EARTHBOUND ANTHOLOGY, available in eShop on WiiU and 3DS -- all three games, in seven languages!

- SUPER MARIO SONIC, because one cash cow franchise AIN'T ENOUGH. Trade off seamlessly between the two former rivals. No sports competition. Just saving the world!

- Not same game as new 3D Mario, though; new 3D Mario is SUPER MARIO UTOPIA, a spiritual successor to Sunshine, with a whole archipelago, including a snowy ski resort isle and a glitzy desert casino. Mixes different perspectives on the same platforming between TV and GamePad. Out this holiday. HOLLA.

- MARIO KART U-TURN has amazing ModNation-style track editor, brings back the two-person karts from Double Dash, trade off with another player or AI being the "gunner" in the back seat using the GamePad to target other players, AW YISS.

- MARIO STRIKERS: THIRD STRIKE -- Shamelessly steals Street Fighter subtitle! Uses the GamePad in shield position to block incoming shots! AND LOOK AT DAISY'S HI-DEF ASS.

*Reggie pauses, resting his hand on the wall, catching his breath... Phew...*

*And then... MORE LOGOS, SPINNING OUT OF HIS FLY*

- BATTALION WARS for WiiU, RTS elements on the GamePad, seamless combat on the TV. Launches alongside ADVANCE WARS for 3DS, a sort of Prime/Fusion deal.

- WAVE RACE EXCITE, Monster's secret WiiU project, with high-powered Kawasaki Jet Skis AND all-new Innespace Seabreachers, hitting trigger points to transform the waterways with massive waves, whirlpools, waterfalls and more.

- PILOTWINGS WORLD, hell if I know who's making it, but it has Little States, AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

- F-ZERO UX and F-ZERO 3X, for WiiU and 3DS, respectively, in a same-day Fusion/Prime deal, with new tracks, random track generator, TRACK EDITOR, return of dedicated Death Race, online for 30 players (technical mahvel!), and the return of X's glorious butt-rock nu-metal soundtrack, all at 60 fps, 720p or in 3D, FALCON PAWWWNCH!

-STAR FOX ARMADA, for WiiU, 50 spectacular levels of on-rails and free-range vehicle-based goodness, supplemented by a Warhawk/Starhawk-style multiplayer mode, with on-foot and vehicle combat, hopping in and out of vehicles, taking the fight from terra firma to the stratosphere and into space like the canceled Battlefront III, OUT THIS HOLIDAY.

- METROID DREAD, for WiiU, takes place inside a living FLESH PLANET full of Giger-esque phallic shit, and features a bajillion interconnected passageways filled with monstrous motherfuckers including Kraid, finally in 3D (after being scrapped for Prime 1).

- STAR TROPICS REVIVAL, for WiiU, takes a long-forgotten NA-only franchise and brings it to the WORLD, all blissful '90-era Americana and maritime exploration and Uncharted-escape ruins exploration with aliens and shit, HEY-O.

- FATAL FRAME V, use the GamePad as your spirit camera, surveying your surroundings Panorama View-style, SPOOKY!

- SUPER SMASH BROS. BLITZ for WiiU and 3DS, features a highly stylized look, introduces five newcomers, PALUTENA, TAKAMARU, LITTLE MAC, RIDLEY, and BAYONETTA.

- ONE MORE THING: SHEIK: SHADOW SAVIOR, Retro's epic Zelda spin-off: Play as Zelda, play as Sheik! Stylish character action, with spell-casting and ninja shenanigans! Puzzle-solving, parkour, SOCIAL SIM (mingling with Hylian royalty), RTS elements (simple, end-of-act army skirmishes), sexy slow-motion cutscenes where Zelda stares at the screen and silently mouths "NOOOOOOOOO!" Prequel to the WiiU Zelda. HEY-O!

I'M HYPED.

....can't deal.....can't deal. Too much awesomeness

 

[ugly]

Trust me, I loves me some exposed midriff, but Andy is the face of the franchise! And he has a WRENCH!

Where's your wrench now

 

[Neiteio]

Where's your wrench now

I'll bring the wrench.

She can bring the socket.

 

[Drago]

Where's your wrench now

In my pants

edit: dammit xatu

 

[Neiteio]

In my pants

edit: dammit xatu

 

[Dion Blaster]

Jesse Pinkman in Smash 4? Who says no?

 

[Blood Diamonds]

guys what is going on in here

 

[ugly]

Jesse Pinkman in Smash 4? Who says no?

Today on my bike on the way to work I was doing Walt's voice to myself to keep myself entertained and I've pretty much got it down man you'd be impressed trust me

guys what is going on in here

oh shit- POSITIONS PEOPLE!!

 

[TheCongressman1]

Does someone have the Reggie "No stopping any time" picture? I love that one.

 

[Neiteio]

guys what is going on in here

I just spoiled the entire E3 Direct. :-\

 

[Blood Diamonds]

I just spoiled the entire E3 Direct. :-\

:<
neiteio y u do dis