FRIDAYTON: God abandons PS4 as The Great Flood wipes out Sony HQ [Up: Reveal in OP]

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In other news PS4 cancelled due to the announcement of the Sega Super System with a 8 Core 3Ghz Processor, 16GB GDDR5.

Launch Titles (1st Party)
Sonic Adventure 3
Crazy Taxi Reloaded
Shehumue 3
Virtua Fighter 6
Yakuza 6
Skies of Arcadia 2
Space Channel 5 Part 3

The Sega Jupiter--NO, WAIT!!.....The Sega Sun.
 
I am fluent in spanish. That's the definition of chorrada. And "veo para nada" is a saying like "i see this nothing more as." He is stating that he personally thinks it may be bullshit but we shall know for sure tomorrow when Sony comments on the find.

You missed a "no".

It's not that difficult.
 

Pie and Beans

Look for me on the local news, I'll be the guy arrested for trying to burn down a Nintendo exec's house.
So right now it seems like EG spanish guy has paid too much attention to a rumour even he is beginning to wonder might be total bullshit, and Sony said "we'll get back to you, go to bed".

FRIDAYTON. believe.
 
Oh man...one part of me should be upset because I pre ordered a PS4...the other part of me is desperate to see Sony-GAF get a punch to the gut to send them back to earth. I'm so conflicted!

hA552CC2C
 

Anpanman

Banned
There's no way they would cut the RAM down to 4gb. I think there are really only two possibilities here. It will be the info from the EuroGamer article or a downgrade to 8gb GDDR3.
 

SSM25

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Devs would already know. This is true.

They are not cutting the ram. Doesn't make any sense after seeing those FCC documents.

FCC only cares about the speed of the RAM, the actual amount can change or maybe they already sent a 4GB unit to the FCC.

Oh boy, I fear 8 GB was too good to be true anyways.. We'll see

Damn on the same day I canceled my Bone preorder, WTF
 

i-Lo

Member
This info needs to blow up in this fashion

GAF-> Reddit-> Interweb -> Truth uncovered ->Reddit -> GAF

I can then get a good night sleep.
 
You've been through that cycle so many times that you memorized it? Tough life, man. It's hard being an MS fanboy, right?

You know, not really. It did get very hard at E3 this year, I won't lie. Luckily MS reversed some of their decisions. I guess I always believed Kojima when he stated there wouldn't be much difference in console performance while most on here were ready to dismiss the XBOX One as WiiU2.0.
 

B.O.O.M

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this is not surprising at all.

microsoft had a vision at the beginning of the generation to advance gaming in new ways. gamers didn't like this vision and tore them apart and sent death threats to poor old bill gates. and you know what? microsoft listened. they changed the always onlline, they're letting indie gamers make game. they're humble about their mistakes, even if they werent mistakes but just anger of gamers.

sony on the other hand are getting caught in their own web of lies. indie devs have to pay $2500 for a console to play games, which is insane, the 8gb ram is a lie and kaz has a meth problem apparently. it's going to come tumbling down when gamers realise the ps4 is just a big fat lie.

So I'm guessing this is a parody of another post..can someone direct me to what that original post is?
 
Sony's engineers have uncovered some special holes in the silicon that the GDDR5 is made from.

Unlike the holes in Microsoft's eSRAM, that magically boost the bandwidth by 100% greater than anyone knew previously (and was only recently discovered my MS engineers), Sony's GDDR5 holes actually decrease the bandwidth by 50%.

/Leadbetter
 

lantus

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I'm curious to see what it could be, but I don't see it fundamentally changing my opinion on the system. Still day one. Unless the news is something that prohibits me from getting a system day one.
 
FCC only cares about the speed of the RAM, the actual amount can change or maybe they already sent a 4GB unit to the FCC.

Oh boy, I fear 8 GB was too good to be true anyways.. We'll see

Damn on the same day I canceled my Bone preorder, WTF

Wait. Maybe we all will have to end preordering a PC.
 

Bsigg12

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Why would Sony have to make a statement? If it was something insignificant, there would be no need for anything official.
 

Midou

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Still feel if it was anything as major as people expect, it would not have been discovered via 'spanish eurogamer twitter'.
 

i-Lo

Member
You know, not really. It did get very hard at E3 this year, I won't lie. Luckily MS reversed some of their decisions. I guess I always believed Kojima when he stated there wouldn't be much difference in console performance while most on here were ready to dismiss the XBOX One as WiiU2.0.

Prior the even the actual news when all are speculating, you assert that the five stages of grief has begun. Last I checked that start when a person is actually cognizant of the actual bad news.

So I will ask again: Do you know something the rest of us don't?
 

ReaperXL7

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So right now it seems like EG spanish guy has paid too much attention to a rumour even he is beginning to wonder might be total bullshit, and Sony said "we'll get back to you, go to bed".

FRIDAYTON. believe.

He says we could be waiting until saterday according to some here.
Gaf is already dead.
 
Sony's engineers have uncovered some special holes in the silicon that the GDDR5 is made from.

Unlike the holes in Microsoft's eSRAM, that magically boost the bandwidth by 100% greater than anyone knew previously (and was only recently discovered my MS engineers), Sony's GDDR5 holes actually decrease the bandwidth by 50%.

/Leadbetter

Reverse speed holes.
 

Dinda

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Guys if it would be something big they wouldn't wait to publish it. Big news wouldn't stay unpublished after they already claimed to publish it in a few hours. Someone else would find out and publish it first.
 

Pie and Beans

Look for me on the local news, I'll be the guy arrested for trying to burn down a Nintendo exec's house.
Sony's engineers have uncovered some special holes in the silicon that the GDDR5 is made from.

Unlike the holes in Microsoft's eSRAM, that magically boost the bandwidth by 100% greater than anyone knew previously (and was only recently discovered my MS engineers), Sony's GDDR5 holes actually decrease the bandwidth by 50%.

/Leadbetter

ha ha ha, yes, that was some premium grade bullshit. It kinda feels like DF is wigging the fuck out these days because the status quo is changing or something.

He says we could be waiting until saterday according to some here.
Gaf is already dead.

Please wait for our PR response on the days we are not actually at work. Thank you for your interest in Sony products.
 

Clear

CliffyB's Cock Holster
If it was true, and something negative, I'd expect a "no comment", however as Sony appears to want to supply a response I suspect its probably nothing.

Either way, Eurogamer network isn't exactly famous for their "scoop" reporting, they are a prime exponent of tabloid-style clickbaiting, and so I highly doubt they of all commentators would have uncovered something that everyone else has missed.
 
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