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[Surface of Me]

A girl said, "Good lord" in a good way when she saw my dick today.

Felt good man.


Good luck you too, OP.

 

[jim-jam bongs]

As Shakespeare said, tis not the size of the wave but the motion of the ocean which doth please thy wenches.

 

[TimeEffect]

Dodgeball

 

[Revoh]

5 inches, but if I press down my fat pad it's 6 inches long. The thing is I probably need to go down to a very very low body fat percentage to begin losing fat in that area. And I have tried several times to lose more fat but my body just doesn't want to lose it anymore, even while doing intermittent fasting and stuff like that.

 

[freenudemacusers]

By having intercourse with donkeys.

 

[kingtuck12]

I need measurements in DBZ power levels to provide further advice.

It's under 9000.

 

[BeerSnob]

She "jokingly" said you have a small penis? That's pretty fucked up.

You should "jokingly" suggest she could stand to lose a few pounds. Or something else she'd be insecure about.

Girls do not play fair. If you respond by making jokes about her waist size she might end up mailing nude photos of you to your boss or acid branding your dick with her name.

 

[Evolution_1ne]

thats why i only go after girls with small boobs so i have a counterattack

this is actually rather smart lol

that's not real.......is it?

 

[Count Dookkake]

5 inches, but if I press down my fat pad it's 6 inches long. The thing is I probably need to go down to a very very low body fat percentage to begin losing fat in that area. And I have tried several times to lose more fat but my body just doesn't want to lose it anymore, even while doing intermittent fasting and stuff like that.

Then lose the padding, stat.

 

[Hawkian]

It's under 9000.

ha!

 

[Aristion]

What do girls consider "big"?

Over 7 inches?

 

[Village]

As Shakespeare said, tis not the size of the wave but the motion of the ocean which doth please thy wenches.

This, untill you encounter the group of women or men who just like big pipi's. Then I dunno what to tell you.

 

[belvedere]

Enter this contest next year.



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/17/smallest-penis-contest-brooklyn_n_3293878.html

 

[brianjones]

hold on bb

let me press down my fat pad real quick

 

[RC]

 

[Dr_Boris_Goltz]

Also if your girl really requires a massive shlong they make hollow strap ons specifically for your situation.

 

[bluelightningduo]

Are we talking micro-penis here?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Enter this contest next year.



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/17/smallest-penis-contest-brooklyn_n_3293878.html

They did this on howard stern too. It was... sad. I legitimately felt bad for those guys.

 

[stufte]

5 inches, but if I press down my fat pad it's 6 inches long. The thing is I probably need to go down to a very very low body fat percentage to begin losing fat in that area. And I have tried several times to lose more fat but my body just doesn't want to lose it anymore, even while doing intermittent fasting and stuff like that.

it's not small, don't worry so much about it.

Spoiler

start measuring from the taint. CONFIDENCE BOOST.

 

[Pai Pai Master]

Masturbation and sex are disgusting so the penis is irrelevant. You'll be fine.

D: wat

that is my wat hat

D: wat

 

[Platy]

Size doesn't matter as much as technique in the end. Don't let it bother you. Most penis enlargement stuff is a scam, dangerous, or temporary.

This

In a world with lesbians I still can't believe how much people think that the penis size is so important.

 

[Broder Salsa]

that's not real.......is it?

It is. I would recommend you the documentary, where they claim that making love to donkeys increases your penis length and makes you a better overall lover, but you must be willing to watch a guy have passionately steamy sex with one, as that is how it ends.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Tie a cinder block to your knob and throw it off the tallest point in your area. That worked for me

 

[Agnostic]

You can try trimming to enhance the illusion.

 

[strata8]

that's not real.......is it?

Spoiler

Yes.

 

[Bucket Mouse]

Simply hold the fat pad down with a system of tape strips and adhesives. Then get a new penis.

 

[Village]

They did this on howard stern too. It was... sad. I legitimately felt bad for those guys.

Wait explain? They had this contest on the show or what

 

[Schattenjäger]

Dude u have to become an asshole

When she said that - you should have said go find a bigger dick or something like that

 

[idrinkalone]

buy a penis extention. they sell on ebay for like 5$.

and if your girl really said that.. I would tell her to f off and never talk to her again.

 

[Lulubop]

OP gonna deliver or what?

 

[freenudemacusers]

It is. I would recommend you the documentary, where they claim that making love to donkeys increases your penis length and makes you a better overall lover, but you must be willing to watch a guy have passionately steamy sex with one, as that is how it ends.

Wait explain? They had this contest on the show or what

yeah, you can find it online... it is tragic.

OP is average, and compared to these dudes has zero to stress about.

 

[ghostofsparta]

that's not real.......is it?

It actually is, it's thought to enlongate the penis in I forget what country. The same video same footage of a guy doing a donkey.

 

[Evolution_1ne]

It is. I would recommend you the documentary, where they claim that making love to donkeys increases your penis length and makes you a better overall lover, but you must be willing to watch a guy have passionately steamy sex with one, as that is how it ends.

 

[tapedeck]

It is. I would recommend you the documentary, where they claim that making love to donkeys increases your penis length and makes you a better overall lover, but you must be willing to watch a guy have passionately steamy sex with one, as that is how it ends.

Yep, Id say its about time to bail on this thread.

 

[ColonelColon]

Size doesn't matter as much as technique in the end. Don't let it bother you. Most penis enlargement stuff is a scam, dangerous, or temporary.

This is all well and good, but saying it "doesn't matter as much as technique," is pretty much the same as saying that it matters to you. Most girls would probably take the 9-10 inch godzilla-dong over an average dick, all else being equal.
btw, op, don't try enlargement. It made me impotent.

 

[stufte]

This is all well and good, but saying it "doesn't matter as much as technique," is pretty much the same as saying that it matters to you. Most girls would probably take the 9-10 inch godzilla-dong over an average dick, all else being equal.
btw, op, don't try enlargement. It made me impotent.

You watch too much porn.

 

[EnderWiggles]

What the fuck is a fat pad

Anyways I thought I had a small penis, then I found out the average in North America is only 6.5 inches, so I'm more than OK

 

[bluelightningduo]

btw, op, don't try enlargement. It made me impotent.

Now that sounds like an interesting thread.

 

[Evolution_1ne]

Yep, Id say its about time to bail on this thread.

waaay ahead of you, this thread hit creepyville a lot sooner than I thought it would

Spoiler

at least 5 pages

 

[Sibylus]

5 inches, but if I press down my fat pad it's 6 inches long. The thing is I probably need to go down to a very very low body fat percentage to begin losing fat in that area. And I have tried several times to lose more fat but my body just doesn't want to lose it anymore, even while doing intermittent fasting and stuff like that.

Unless one of the items on your bucket list is to compare dongs in Sub-Saharan Africa, that's average. Congrats.

 

[freenudemacusers]

This is all well and good, but saying it "doesn't matter as much as technique," is pretty much the same as saying that it matters to you. Most girls would probably take the 9-10 inch godzilla-dong over an average dick, all else being equal.
btw, op, don't try enlargement. It made me impotent.

Great so now my penis is too big. ;(

waaay ahead of you, this thread hit creepyville a lot sooner than I thought it would

Spoiler

at least 5 pages

It's a great documentary to bust out at parties or second dates. That and Animal Passions.

 

[Rentahamster]

5 inches isn't something to be concerned about. If you can get hard at least, it's all good. Some guys would kill for a working dick because theirs is malfunctioning, despite generous size.

 

[The Lamp]

It is. I would recommend you the documentary, where they claim that making love to donkeys increases your penis length and makes you a better overall lover, but you must be willing to watch a guy have passionately steamy sex with one, as that is how it ends.

Well. I think that's enough internet for one day.

 

[Brian Griffin]

5 inches, but if I press down my fat pad it's 6 inches long. The thing is I probably need to go down to a very very low body fat percentage to begin losing fat in that area. And I have tried several times to lose more fat but my body just doesn't want to lose it anymore, even while doing intermittent fasting and stuff like that.

That's not small. I was thinking like 3 inches or something. Lose the fat pad and work on getting your PC muscles strong. What you might not have in size you can make up for in hardness if your girl is into that. Also penis pump. I'm pretty sure that's the only legit way to increase your size even if it's just temporary.

 

[SmithnCo]

Where's the dick shadow pic?

 

[Devolution]

This is all well and good, but saying it "doesn't matter as much as technique," is pretty much the same as saying that it matters to you. Most girls would probably take the 9-10 inch godzilla-dong over an average dick, all else being equal.
btw, op, don't try enlargement. It made me impotent.

Put down the porn.

 

[stufte]

Where's the dick shadow pic?

 

[Revoh]

Welp

Time to learn how to eat a pussy good.

I consider myself pretty good at it.

Bill Burr's Monday Morning podcast this week just had an email about this same topic. Sorta felt bad for that dude the way Bill Burr read the email. How long have you been dating your lady?

9 months.

 

[MechDX]

I cant WAIT to see what ads show up

 

[Live Free or Die]

GAF, how can I enlarge my penis? For real.
At this point in my life I'll probably do anything to get a bigger penis.

Does any of you had any success doing some of the exercises found in PE sites? I'm reading about that stuff but I haven't tested it yet.

My girlfriend said "jokingly" that I have a small penis, that shit really hurt

So why don't you tell her it hurt your feelings?