Super Smash Bros Wii U and 3DS Thread 2: Where Pilotwings is apparently Minecraft
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foxuzamaki
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foooox oooonly
fiiiiinal desinaaaaation
That ain't Falco.
I'M FINISHED!
Um exCUSE me Sakurai but CLEARLY the best choice for Smash Bros would be my fav niche character HOWEVER you are clearly INCOMPETENT and
Falco's not memeworthy
Hands off my bread!
foxuzamaki
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I leave for a few hours, and you do this, This is why we can' t have nice things.
LEEK.
Smash 4 all characters are dunsparce
foxuzamaki
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in proper style we will rebuild him to live up to his full moe potential and forever love sylveon
don't fry me
my brother says this when playing as falco lol
foxuzamaki
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i have preference to the ike memes personally
So the other day I put the Brawl disc in to play some Smash. I noticed that the theme song was playing at a slower tempo, but I shrugged it off. Then, when I got to the character selection screen, the "Random" slot was gone and replaced with Missingno...
Bullshit Creepy pasta time , lets go!
Other M's ZSS is way better than the Prime model
It looks more detailed, modern and stylized.
Somehow, I'm glad we're probably will end up getting this
I don't get the hate towards this model.
Not that people will use ZSS instead of the Varia Suit all the time.
Man, I really need a new Metroid game
The heels are stupid.
1/10
D
Deleted member 74300
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I'd like to see how the internet would react if they added in "GOTTA GO FAST!" as a new taunt.
foxuzamaki
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you know what huge gameplay thing sakurai could add to smash? team attacks, every series that has multiple characters in smash can have a team smashball type thing, idk why i didnt think of this sooner
Shadow Hog
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WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT?
Don't forget "I didn't want to go on, but curiosity got the better of me", or finding the game at a thrift store or yard sale in an crappy generic box with its name written on it in marker, or sudden mood whiplash (like being totally cool with everything one second and then wanting to kill yourself the next, or getting over tragic events like your best friend dying in a supernatural fashion abnormally quickly), or going into great detail all the mundane minutia that prove you know what the game's normally like, only this time it's more hyperrealistic and bloody and demonic for no reason.
Then add in Slowbeef attempting to read it in his creepiest voice, and you got yourself a crappy pasta, my friend
SenorArdilla
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One day, on a whim, you decided to check the official Super Smash Bros site.
Your favorite character has been cut from the game. When you go to your friend to complain, he has no clue what you were talking about. You go to another person and find that they don't know about the character you were talking either.
Unamused, you decide to show them on your laptop. But it seems that all traces of the character on the internet have ceased to exist. Your two friends ask if you're feeling alright. You brush them off in anguish and they leave. You continue searching online for your character. Eventually you come across a person who claimed to remember and even managed to produce an image of said character. The two of you continue your talks for a few days. Eventually, you agree to meet with him face-to-face.
A few days later, you arrive at the meeting place. The man arrives a little bit later, anxious and exhausted. He hands you an envelope and says to leave.
"The contents inside will explain everything." so he says. "It's not safe for you or me."
He leaves shortly after. You go home. When you open the envelope, you discover a pile of paper. You gaze over each of them intently. Virtual Boy's failure? The death Gumpei Yokoi? Test? Wii U? You cover your mouth in reflex. You attempt to contact the man to get more answers. He replies that you should probably go into hiding as he has. He provides you with an IRC that you can reach him with. You continue to talk him into the next weeks until he suddenly stopped.
After a month, you decide to check the IRC chat again to see if he left a message.
"Wii found U"
You turn around and see something cross your vision. You fall to the ground unable to do anything. You lay on the ground in your own blood struggling to get a good look at your killers. One of them kneels down to your ear and whispers,
"Please understand."
Continued laughter filled the room as the world around you goes black.
Your favorite character has been cut from the game. When you go to your friend to complain, he has no clue what you were talking about. You go to another person and find that they don't know about the character you were talking either.
Unamused, you decide to show them on your laptop. But it seems that all traces of the character on the internet have ceased to exist. Your two friends ask if you're feeling alright. You brush them off in anguish and they leave. You continue searching online for your character. Eventually you come across a person who claimed to remember and even managed to produce an image of said character. The two of you continue your talks for a few days. Eventually, you agree to meet with him face-to-face.
A few days later, you arrive at the meeting place. The man arrives a little bit later, anxious and exhausted. He hands you an envelope and says to leave.
"The contents inside will explain everything." so he says. "It's not safe for you or me."
He leaves shortly after. You go home. When you open the envelope, you discover a pile of paper. You gaze over each of them intently. Virtual Boy's failure? The death Gumpei Yokoi? Test? Wii U? You cover your mouth in reflex. You attempt to contact the man to get more answers. He replies that you should probably go into hiding as he has. He provides you with an IRC that you can reach him with. You continue to talk him into the next weeks until he suddenly stopped.
After a month, you decide to check the IRC chat again to see if he left a message.
"Wii found U"
You turn around and see something cross your vision. You fall to the ground unable to do anything. You lay on the ground in your own blood struggling to get a good look at your killers. One of them kneels down to your ear and whispers,
"Please understand."
Continued laughter filled the room as the world around you goes black.
foxuzamaki
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speaking of which i should spam in there
Starphoenix
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BassForever
Member
Hey guys what's going on her...
Uh oh
Um
When does Sakurai post new pictures?
Uh oh
Um
When does Sakurai post new pictures?
That won't change anything.
People complaining about useless stuff like that.. now, that's stupid.
Wow. I've never played Wii Party... This theme is great!
Seems the cycle got stuck in the Other M heels part.
QUICK SOMEONE TALK ABOUT CLONES.
The new Smash game is so boring that this thread is actually not about the game, but about talking about GAF.
RomanceDawn
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New thread cycle confirmed
foxuzamaki
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bomba confirmed
It's Smash, only bombas we gettin' are the X Bomb.
...and Bob-omb, and the Smart bomb.
Actually Smash is loaded with bombs.
I'M FINISHED!
Um exCUSE me Sakurai but CLEARLY the best choice for Smash Bros would be my fav niche character HOWEVER you are clearly INCOMPETENT and
Luigi Saw Blade Massacre
Lé Blade Runner
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That looks ( positively ) brutal. 
TheGreatMightyPoo
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Shear of Luigi
hahaha
peaceiscloser
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I can't think of anything but -to the knee jokes. Sorry GAF.
JStein0222
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"On Mondays we wear GREEN"
Troubled Bat
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I say the pic is up.
Looks like Luigi saw that coming.
JStein0222
Member
I say the pic is up.
"I learned this from Mario Tennis... SLICE"
...
I'll be here all week
DXB-KNIGHT
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Luigi: Sorry Megaman but this is part of Capcom's Monster Hunter Deal.I say the pic is up.