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Never been kissed? What's that like?

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I'm not a particularly great kisser, if I'm honest with myself.

But man, I eat pussy like no one's business.
 
Sats said:
Someone never being kissed ever honestly baffles me. It's so easy
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Apparently not, judging from this thread. Why do people keep saying "it's so easy!"

When your mind is acting against you, nothing is "easy".

The correct statement is "It's so easy for me."
 
freenudemacusers said:
well if you don't masturbate to girls/dudes you see around you I guess that's consistent perspective.
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Must be since I've never masturbated either. So yay consistency!

FluxWaveZ said:
I can relate. I dislike being touched, for example.
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Does make having some types of relationships hard though. Like hey yeah your great and all but please don't kiss me and keep hugging and hold holding to a minimal.

Even my family gives me a hard time sometimes.
 
How many more threads of minors talking about sexual acts do we have to have before this board is inundated with perverts from around the world?

2?
 
whitehawk said:
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mmmm get it brotha
 
Sats said:
Someone never being kissed ever honestly baffles me. It's so easy
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Between the depression and the self-esteem issues, kissing is something that has never been on my mind, because first and foremost actually seeing someone seems like some far-off, intangible concept.
 
Bo said:
Between the depression and the self-esteem issues, kissing is something that has never been on my mind, because first and foremost actually seeing someone seems like some far-off, intangible concept.
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It is interesting that you have the mindset of

Date ---> Seeing someone ---> Kissing ---> Other stuff

My brain doesn't work this way.
 
aly said:
Must be since I've never masturbated either. So yay consistency!



Does make having some types of relationships hard though. Like hey yeah your great and all but please don't kiss me and keep hugging and hold holding to a minimal.

Even my family gives me a hard time sometimes.
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I can understand this to a certain degree. My previous girlfriend was extremely "clingy". I couldn't take it. She was great and all, but seriously do you have to be attached to me all the time like a remora eel?
 
I've kissed and been kissed, I don't think I'm any good at it though. Only had one experience of tongue, she was drunk and just came up to me and shoved that thing down my throat, I sort of went along with it and it carried on for like half a minute, so I must have been doing something right.
 
Bo said:
I'm a churchmouse and a slow burner on top of the other stuff, heh. Spontaneity is a struggle!
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I think it terms of no sexual or romantic act necessarily having to come before or after another. Just another romantic act. I think I lack some part of my brain and it makes me weird. Same part that makes me like cuckolds stuff.
 
NuffDREW4two said:
In hindsight, did it meet or exceed expectations, or was it no big deal?

I imagine a lot of peoples' answer would also hinge on who they're kissing (i.e. someone you're in love with vs casual encounter).
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For me, it was a casual encounter with someone I had just met on holiday, but it felt very natural and I really enjoyed the experience. I don't know if I'd had any kind of preconceptions about it though after waiting for so long, but it did feel like I imagined it would.
 
Sats said:
I think it terms of no sexual or romantic act necessarily having to come before or after another. Just another romantic act. I think I lack some part of my brain and it makes me weird. Same part that makes me like cuckolds stuff.
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Oh, and as to what that is like, I... don't know. Blunted emotional affect maybe, but I'm in a place of half-indifference and half-skepticism at the moment. It'll happen when it happens. If it happens :p
 
My first kiss was lame, like, was that it? Didn't help I hardly liked the girl. It got better over time and I love kissing now :D!
 
First time I ever blacked out a few years ago I made out with a lady friend and some days later she said it was like making out with a goldfish

I called Gold Fish Protective Services hours later, how else would she know?

freenudemacusers said:
yeah but think of this: You can drop into a college cafeteria and do roll-by kissin :P
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My height difference leads to other issues :P
 
My first kiss was hilarious. This cute girl (I think she was cute, she had nice body and don't remember anything wrong with her face) took a bet hat she would kiss me. Apparently and to my lack of knowledge she was lusting about me for a while.

I didn't knew about the bet either so I just walked into the friends apparently very soon after the bet and she just jumped me and kissed me savagely, which I scared kissed her back with the same intensity while our friends laughed and laughed and laughed.
 
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