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[EnVy_CaLiBeR]

*waits for a Albert Penello clone to come out stripping*

Spoiler

In 720p of course.

 

[Hung_real]

That was the prototype that had the power brick inside.

LMAO

 

[Caffeine]

"Actual size."

.

i was expecting ceo kaz hirai to say that lol

 

[Zatoichi's Cane]

It's Microsoft's trojan horse to get into livingrooms, literally.

 

[Frodo]

Completely soulless looking console.

Is this a serious comment? lol

SOULLESS LOOKING CONSOLE!

SOULLESS LOOKING!










SOULLESS!! lolololol

 

[Cow Goes Moo]

Where is the giant kinect

 

[hoos30]

Next question: How to move it out of this liquor store parking lot?

 

[Voliko]

Instantly thought of those giant OG Xbox photoshops. I can't believe MS would make something like that in real life, lol.

 

[hoos30]

Is this a serious comment? lol

SOULLESS LOOKING CONSOLE!

SOULLESS LOOKING!










SOULLESS!! lolololol

Yes, we're that deep into Console Warz (tm).

 

[dragonelite]

That was the prototype that had the power brick inside.

#dead..

 

[tfur]

from the Verge..

http://www.theverge.com/2013/10/30/5046894/huge-xbox-one-what-why



EDIT... probably related to this http://www.xbox.com/en-ca/onesource

Looks like a modified trash dumpster.

 

[Takamura-San]

Can it Play Crysis?

 

[Jachaos]

Ah, so it's Microsoft's next big thing.

lol

 

[Psycho_Mantis]

Is this a serious comment? lol

SOULLESS LOOKING CONSOLE!

SOULLESS LOOKING!










SOULLESS!! lolololol

Even more ridiculous than the people saying a game has no soul.

 

[Trike]

Kinect-less Xbox One bundle confirmed.

 

[Puppet Shadow]

Next question: How to move it out of this liquor store parking lot?

I can see people stumbling out of Doolin's pub, looking up, and then deciding maybe the Skytrain might be the best way to get home.

Also, be cool if there's a hole where the disk slot is. I can see people hanging out of it screaming 'OMG, take my picture!.

 

[ignata]

 

[apana]

You guys did say you wanted more RAM.

 

[coldfoot]

Looks about 720 inches wide.

 

[GreenTornadoX]

If a game designed for the Giant Xbox One fails to sell, will it be a..

..Giant Bomb?

 

[Wazzy]

That's not a giant Xbox... The people of Vancouver are just really small

That's quite possibly the worst insult someone could come up with. Especially from a Leafs fan.

 

[Kikarian]

They're putting more effort into that than the OS.

 

[ido]

I'm gonna need to see a mad catz branded window unit hanging off of the side of this.

 

[Tsundere]

No vents at the top, it's going to meltdown.

 

[Frumix]

Meanwhile in Italy

 

[SenjutsuSage]

The next Halo will look like it's running on that box.

 

[Jay Fray]

Wherever they put it, someone needs to find a way to hang some clouds above it.

 

[Eggbok]

Could not resist making this.

 

[ViciousDS]

man when you blow up the size of the X1 it sure is UGLY!

 

[Sword Of Doom]

Every time I look at it I just can't get over how ugly and unsophisticated it is.

Yeah i feel the same way

 

[spliced]

Hahaha why would they do that, was the size of the original not mocked enough.

That thing has gotta be at least twice the size of the real Xbone.

 

[DopeyFish]

That's quite possibly the worst insult someone could come up with. Especially from a Leafs fan.

insult?

 

[Majine]

I bet it still requires a day 1 patch.

 

[Tsundere]

man when you blow up the size of the X1 it sure is UGLY!

It's not even proportional too, they made it smaller in depth. =P

 

[strangedopamine]

You guys did say you wanted more RAM.

It can fit 720 of them.

Spoiler

Sheepdog comes with every copy of Call of Duty: Ghosts.

 

[ekim]

Must have something to do with the Black Tusk game. They are located in Canada.

 

[Megadragon15]

That's not a giant Xbox... The people of Vancouver are just really small

Gulliver's XBox confirmed.

 

[NoMoreTrolls]

That was the prototype that had the power brick inside.

Holy shit lol

 

[desertdroog]

Could not resist making this.

This made me chortle, heartily!

 

[Wishmaster92]

Is that a leg flying through the air?

Looks like the re2 grenade launcher to me.

 

[SenjutsuSage]

Wherever they put it, someone needs to find a way to hang some clouds above it.

There are no clouds, that Xbox One just went Super Saiyan 3.

 

[scsa]

That was the prototype that had the power brick inside.

That is an impeccable reply.

 

[Anteater]

That's hilarious, but I like it.

 

[MaximoffZero]

lold

 

[Guerilla]

That was the prototype that had the power brick inside.

it looks smaller than a retail version.

Haha perfect. Can't stop laughing with the responses in this thread.

 

[IchigoSharingan]

It appears to be bottlenecked within the parking lot.

 

[Jotamide]

Will check out if I have time.

 

[DeadManWalking]

it looks normal size, power brick inside #dead

but seriously why would you do that, is a giant black box with some shiny things attached, they should be ashamed of doing this kind of stuff, when overseas make this.

This is like intergalactic scarecrow. Aliens would be like-''Oh shit they already have robots''

 

[Kid Ska]

"Feed me noobs, Larry!"

 

[Caayn]

Completely soulless looking console.