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"Like a one man human centipede"

Oh god. Listen to this guy waxing his cross like the savior of gamers everywhere. Everyone watching is there to mock you. You aren't teaching anyone how to do anything. I hope that console just catches fire ala Homer's bowl of cereal.
 
How exactly would one go about doing that? Is it the same as the PS3 from the system settings or would I need to hook it up to a laptop??

Windows won't even allow you to format to fat32, you have to use a special program to do it in Windows.
 
Hmmm I wonder what would happen if the Xbox one's hard drive gets corrupted like this. Can't replace the internal hard drive....
 
I would have just said "Sony, send me a box to return this thing for a repair" and then gone and watched porn or something. I give this guy credit for persistence.

They are sending him a box, he's just hell bent on bricking his system.
 
I think your gigabits are corrupted on the Intel HDMI bus there. You should probably reset your gigahertz down to a reputable scaler.
 
You guys do know sata HDD's are hot swappable so there would be no issue with removing it or plugging it back on unless it was writing data but its clearly not doing anything.
 
OH JESUS

Did he just unplug it, put the hard drive ALMOST IN, said "Oh wait", and then plugged it back in to turn it on?
 
I swear to fucking god I don't think he can count to 7. Seriously. I don't think he can count to 7 and that's why he hasn't been able to get into safe mode the normal way. He always goes 10-15 seconds.
 
Why is it so hard for this guy to place his finger on the power button for 15 seconds to turn it off?
And then he doesn't hold the button for 7 seconds upon turning it on for the safe menu..
 
He should rub his sock vigorously on the carpet before touching the machine again. This thing needs to be defibrillated! It's the only way.
 
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