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"Like a one man human centipede"

Oh god. Listen to this guy waxing his cross like the savior of gamers everywhere. Everyone watching is there to mock you. You aren't teaching anyone how to do anything. I hope that console just catches fire ala Homer's bowl of cereal.
 
Hmmm I wonder what would happen if the Xbox one's hard drive gets corrupted like this. Can't replace the internal hard drive....
 
I think your gigabits are corrupted on the Intel HDMI bus there. You should probably reset your gigahertz down to a reputable scaler.
 
You guys do know sata HDD's are hot swappable so there would be no issue with removing it or plugging it back on unless it was writing data but its clearly not doing anything.
 
I swear to fucking god I don't think he can count to 7. Seriously. I don't think he can count to 7 and that's why he hasn't been able to get into safe mode the normal way. He always goes 10-15 seconds.
 
Why is it so hard for this guy to place his finger on the power button for 15 seconds to turn it off?
And then he doesn't hold the button for 7 seconds upon turning it on for the safe menu..
 
He should rub his sock vigorously on the carpet before touching the machine again. This thing needs to be defibrillated! It's the only way.
 
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