Hello Gaf...here is my Bio
I am 26. Living with my parents. Gonna be finishing school in a week (will have a management and HR Bach degrees). I have zero sexual experience. Haven't kissed a girl since I was 7. Ive been trying to get out more and I work a retail store, Ive been taking some of the females out to lunch and it goes alright, but never amounts to anything.
Story...It's a long one, but entertaining
So about 3 weeks ago, I saw one of the female cashiers (23 with 2 kids) sitting outside on her break, so I stopped by and we chat for her whole 15 minute break, she was pretty cool, so I decided to look on the schedule and see when our schedules met up, so we could both go out to lunch. The only day was black Friday, so we drove to Sonic (fast food). That went pretty well.
Skip to last Wednesday, I was walking in front of the registers and getting ready to head outside, when she stopped me and ask me when my lunch was, and she getting off while I was going to lunch, so she invited me out to lunch. We then go out to lunch again (she just got a coffee from starbucks and I got something from another store's deli). As we were driving there, I told I go out just about every weekend. Then this is how the convo goes after I tell her that...
"So do you just bring women to your parents house?"
"No thats what motels are for"
"!, Are you a manwhore!?
"Manwhore!?
She also told me on this outing that she lives in a small town with a bunch of sluts, but that she was not one. That outing went pretty well too, so now I decided to make a move on Friday (2 days after) when we both worked again, and finally get her #, so me and her can do shit outside of work.
Friday rolls around. She goes out to her car for lunch and I stop by and chat. She sees me shivering, so she tells me to get in her car (its 23 F outside). So after like 15 minutes of talking, I say...
"So since your done with school and I'll be done with school at the end of this next week (This week now)", How about you and I go out and celebrate"
"Yeah I'm up for that"
"Alright, so to make this a little easier, can I get your number so I can just text you and it'll be a little easier to plan it out?"
"Um, I don't know about that. Ive had problems with other guys when I gave them my number, they would harass me. Once we hang out a bit more, you can have it"
So we talk for another 15 minutes and she is telling me that she wont be able to get home, because of the snow and ice going up a big hill. So she told me she might be going to her mom's that lives 45 minutes away, but doesn't really want to, because she her and her mom are on bad terms, so I offer to take her out when she gets off that evening (I got off at 6:30, she got off at 8:30). She says yeah possibly, and mentions that we should could go out to a bar or just grabbing a 12 pack and get a motel.
Alright, my interest was just super peaked at that point.
She is still unsure, so I tell I'll just check back with her as leaving work, so I check back with her and she say...
"I don't know, what do you want to do?"
"Alright, we're going out then, I'll be back in 2 hours to pick you up"
"Cool, I get off at 8:30"
So I get home and pack, clothes, contact lens case, phone charger, latex (lol), etc...
I get back at 8:30 and pick her up. I ask her what she wants to do. She says she doesn't care. Went to a local bar with Karaoke. We talk for half hour and have a couple of drinks, I sing 1 song and we play one game of pool. There wasn't alot of people, and I could tell she wasn't having that much fun. She quit right in the middle of the game of pool and said she couldn't believe she was playing that bad. So I ask if she wants to go to the city where her mom is (to another bar or motel), or just stick around here and go to another bar. She wants to go to another local bar.
But she wants to stop by a store and grab some sweats, so she can get out of her work pants. We go to the store and she picks up some pants and since we were going to another bar, didn't really think of picking up and alcohol at the store.
We go to a pick up bar, that has a lot more people. We talk for about an hour, and she says this...
"I hope no one at work thinks we're going out"
"Lol, why do you care? You'll be leaving this job in 3-4 months anyway"
"Yeah"
So we have about 2 more drinks each (I'm a little buzzed by this point, she is sober. We are both 5'7, but I am like 130 and she is like 170-180...Do the math). At this point she is really getting tired, so I ask her if she wants to leave and just get a motel. She says yes. I have a hard time finding any cheap motels on my phone, so I go ask the bouncer and says there is one like 250 feet from the bar.
We drive there, and there is no one at the front desk, except for one of the cleaning ladies. She trys to help us, but after like 10 minutes of waiting, she cant figure out how to charge my debit card. The lady says we'll have to just go somewhere else.
We then go to a 2nd motel and this time there is someone at the front desk this time, but she is a noob. Has a hell of time finding the correct paper work and just cursing up a storm. By this point, my friend (or whatever) is looking frustrated. 15 minutes later, after filling out some paper work, we get the keys to our room (standard queen bed room), We have to go outside (where its like 20 F outside), freezing our balls off, we finally find the room. I put the key in, open the door and find a half naked man, and a half naked women laying on top of the bed watching tv. That guy speaks up right away and says, wrong room.
We can't believe what just happened. Go back and tell the desk girl what happened. She can't find anymore queen rooms, but tells us she'll just us a 2 twin bed room and charge us for a queen. She walks with us this time and makes sure it doesn;t happen again.
No one is in there this time, so we get in, she takes the 1st bed and immediately plops down on the bed. I kind of stand there for a second and all thats going through my head was...
"I'm not a slut"
"I hope no one at work thinks we're going out"
PLus I was just thinking how tired and not happy she looked in the lobby.
So I decided not to try anything.
I grabbed the other bed, changed and hop in bed like 10 minutes later.
We both fall asleep about 1 am and both awake at 6 am.
We talk for a few minutes, then she says...
"Are you mad at me for not sleeping with you?"
"No..............What, were just expecting that as soon as we walked through the door, that I was just gonna jump on top of you?"
"Yeah...........I mean you also didn't even really try to sleep with me..........I was also surprised you went to the other bed. You could have slept with me in this bed"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Well I know now for the future"
Fuck man that was awful! Massive failure!!!!!
So we leave the hotel and are driving back to work to pick up her car. She first says we should stop by starbacks and grab some coffee. About half way there, she starts feeling around looking for her keys, she cant find them and doesn't remember having them last night. We get to her car and the keys are laying in the passenger seat
We call a few lock smiths...one says they can be there in 40 minutes. She has to give them her phone #, so they can call her whatever reason (she is using my phone, because her phone is dead)...after the phone call, she says "well there was your chance to get my phone number, did you get it?" I didn't, but mentioned about 5 minutes later that, they wont be able to call her, since her phone is dead. She calls back, and has to give her phone number again ( i memorize it), then I give them my number. When I hang up, i put her number in my phone real quick, then ask if I got it right...she says dammit lol...So in the mean time, we go to starbucks for coffee and breakfast. That was alright.
Lock smith got there like a minute after we got back, we were both standing outside freezing while the guy was getting the car unlocked, we were both shaking, so i put my arm around her and and pull her in. The guy finishes and its $100 for the job.
She invites me to lunch at Taco Bell (she drives this time) and eat there.
We agree to go out again on next week.
Whoever that fucker is....
