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Close but not quite. I'm in NYC not Boston.

Then again I learned to say things all proper-like instead of picking it up from my environment so that might be it.
 
Oh shit it guessed my El Paso correctly. I didn't even know we had a discernibly distinct dialect.
 
Got my exact city, in fact. 'Potato bug' was the differentiator, apparently (it's a Northwest term), but a lot of my answers were strongest in the Western US.
 
Website says I'm most similar to three cities in Florida. I'm actually from Ohio (but moved to Florida 6 months ago).

Weird. Surely they're not factoring in your current location?

EDIT: The area where I'm from is orangish-red, so I guess that kinda got me (although the specific cities are wayyyyy off)
 
Sound different when you say them to me.

Exactly. They sound completely different.

I wouldn't say completely different, but subtly different. Depending on the person the difference is incredibly slight and for a lot of people nonexistent, you have a very subtle pause when saying Marry vs Mary which is spoken in one breath. It's basically Mare-ry and Mary.

But anyone who thinks or says Merry is the the same as Marry/Mary is an inbred moron.
 
Montrealer here from Portuguese parents who picked up English from WB cartoons, Sesame Street and movies while growing up.

I got New York, Yonkers and Newwark as my closest.

I don't have a Canadian accent because I didn't learn English from English speaking Canadians but all 100% from television.

(after 1977. children of immigrants are not aloud to attend English elementary and secondary schools in the Province of Quebec unless their parents of an English education)

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Terribly inaccurate for me. A lot of questions boil down to "Have you heard of this term?".
Not a single question about steamed hams or aurora borealis in my kitchen?
 
Explain to this inbred moron how it's different.
While I think he was a bit harsh, they just sound different. To me it's literally like asking how "book" and "bike" sound different. Other than the M and the Y at the end of the words they sound nothing alike to my ear.
 
Explain to this inbred moron how it's different.

One has an A the other has E, they make different sounds. Like Arrow vs Error they're distinctly different because you pronounce the A and E differently. Mer and Mar should not be pronounced the same way.
 
Are we really calling each other inbred morons because we pronounce words differently?

The fuck is wrong with some of you?

Are you serious? We're talking about dialects here, not math.

Nope! Clearly saying things differently is a direct reflection of your intelligence, not where you grew up.
 
One has an A the other has E, they make different sounds. Like Arrow vs Error they're distinctly different because you pronounce the A and E differently. Mer and Mar should not be pronounced the same way.

I have a feeling you are going to get some reposes saying that the first syllable in Arrow and Error do sound the same. In fact, I'm one of them. Southern California raised.
 
Edit nvm just slow loading

It gave me three cities in the deeper south, but there was also a red area right near me. Gah am I that much of a hick lol
 
I don't get maps.

Oh wait one finally popped up. Some cities in Cali.

Fremont, Modesto and Corona.

They could place Cali people pretty quick if they included "hella" in there.
 
No map, but I did learn Oxford English in school, so most of my pronounciation and vocabulary is fairly British.

Edit: Map eventually loaded. Very north-eastern, main cities New York, Yonkers and Jersey City (though tbh, I don't think I've ever heard of the latter two).
 
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