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[DR2K]

Me: Do you have PS4s in stock?

Target employee: no, I keep getting that question, but we have xbones

Me: there's a reason for that *walks away*

 

[Skilletor]

And the amazing thing is, there's nothing to play on it! Like not one actually good game. Just imagine what would happen if Sony actually supported their hardware with games? Fortunately for MS that doesn't seem to be happening any time soon.

Eventually the 4.2 million Playstation 4 owners are going to get tired of the situation, trade that shit in for an Xbox One, and then we'll really see those NPD's fly!

Is this sarcasm? I can't tell anymore.

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

Did you forget about the Wii? You couldn't find one for a year after it launched.

Your right! I did forget about the Wii! But I don't think Sony has that much pull to do Wii numbers. It may look like it now but it will eventually die down. I don't think it will completely drop but if this continues, maybe it will. I'm optimistic and concerned at the same time. At least I know that it will have way more support than the Wii did.

 

[maquiladora]

Is this sarcasm? I can't tell anymore.

It's a joke post, yes.

 

[Y2Kev]

Neuromancer stop trolling assKrack

 

[Dark_AnNiaLatOr]

EA might be a bit sad, but they still got paid. Respawn are the ones who are crying right now. Going to hurt new franchise IP adoption by not being on the top selling next gen platform.

Damn EA to hell for it. Also, damn whoever refuses to put a party system in BF4!

 

[Finalizer]

Local next-gen console stock report:

Local Best Buy and two Targets have jack shit for PS4s. Zilch. Nada. Including the one Target that had a few earlier in the week.

~35 Xbones at BB, 8 at one Target, 7 at another.

No pics this time folks. Can't say how the waterfowl are doin'.

 

[baxter2231]

Me: Do you have PS4s in stock?

Target employee: no, I keep getting that question, but we have xbones

Me: there's a reason for that *walks away*

Did the employee actually say x bones and not xbox one?

 

[opticalmace]

I'm starting to think January NPD is going to be more interesting than December's. We'll see I suppose.

 

[Draper]

The PS4 is as unavailable as quality games are for the system. When they wise up and buy the rights to Gex, then we'll have something worth talking about.

 

[CuznLarry]

We need a modern day DaVinci, to make a machine that turns Xbones into PS4s.

 

[eddfromtheriver]

Me: Do you have PS4s in stock?

Target employee: no, I keep getting that question, but we have xbones

Me: there's a reason for that *walks away*

*Eddie applauds @ a deafeningly loud level*

 

[travisbickle]

We need a modern day DaVinci, to make a machine that turns Xbones into PS4s.

They're essentially the same.

When people realise this, sales of the Bill Gate's Joint X Box One® All-round Entertainment and Gaming Computer System from the Makers of Direct X® will go through the roof as they can meet demand.

 

[Draper]

Me: Do you guys have any PS4s in stock?

Best Buy employee: Sorry guy, we only have Xbox One in stock

Me: Listen you fuckin pleb, only neanderthals play on that overprice obsoleted paper weight. You should tell your nation wide chain that you need the elite PS4 ya dummies. God, its not rocket science (of which I took a summer course on at the local community college)!

*Tipped my fedora, exited the premises, then hopped on my My Little Pony themed no fossil fuel required bike*

 

[USC-fan]

This is crazy. I still have never seen an PS4 in a store.

I see why thye are "pushing" back game releases. They better get this stock problem taken care of before infamous.

 

[A_Gorilla]

Me: Do you guys have any PS4s in stock?

Best Buy employee: Sorry guy, we only have Xbox One in stock

Me: Listen you fuckin pleb, only neanderthals play on that overprice obsoleted paper weight. You should tell your nation wide chain that you need the elite PS4 ya dummies. God, its not rocket science (of which I took a summer course on at the local community college)!

*Tipped my fedora, exited the premises, then hopped on my My Little Pony themed no fossil fuel required bike*

I think he's angry guys...

 

[PJV3]

Neuromancer stop trolling assKrack

Cerny's asskrack?

 

[eddfromtheriver]

I think he's angry guys...

I think so too... *puts fedora back on and chants PS4 songs*

 

[_hekk05]

Cerny's asskrack?

He means asscreed4 -__-

We need a euphemism and sarcasm 101 course on Gaf.

 

[PJV3]

He means asscreed4 -__-

We need a euphemism and sarcasm 101 course on Gaf.

Ha, I was thinking Krack=Knack, it's all getting too complicated for my elderly brain.

 

[Night Angel]

Me: Do you guys have any PS4s in stock?

Best Buy employee: Sorry guy, we only have Xbox One in stock

Me: Listen you fuckin pleb, only neanderthals play on that overprice obsoleted paper weight. You should tell your nation wide chain that you need the elite PS4 ya dummies. God, its not rocket science (of which I took a summer course on at the local community college)!

*Tipped my fedora, exited the premises, then hopped on my My Little Pony themed no fossil fuel required bike*

This came off really salty (even if it's a joke post). Also, this isn't reddit.

 

[Draper]

I think he's angry guys...

Tipping my fedora isn't always a sign of aggression. Just most times.

 

[NoMoreTrolls]

Me: Do you guys have any PS4s in stock?

Best Buy employee: Sorry guy, we only have Xbox One in stock

Me: Listen you fuckin pleb, only neanderthals play on that overprice obsoleted paper weight. You should tell your nation wide chain that you need the elite PS4 ya dummies. God, its not rocket science (of which I took a summer course on at the local community college)!

*Tipped my fedora, exited the premises, then hopped on my My Little Pony themed no fossil fuel required bike*

Lol I don't know what to think of this. Help me, GAF. Is this as salty as I think, or is it a joke post? Fucking console wars have wrecked my sarcasm detector.

 

[Sword Of Doom]

And the amazing thing is, there's nothing to play on it! Like not one actually good game. Just imagine what would happen if Sony actually supported their hardware with games? Fortunately for MS that doesn't seem to be happening any time soon.

Eventually the 4.2 million Playstation 4 owners are going to get tired of the situation, trade that shit in for an Xbox One, and then we'll really see those NPD's fly!

So by March xbox one = 7.2 million PS4 = 0

 

[Y2Kev]

He means asscreed4 -__-

We need a euphemism and sarcasm 101 course on Gaf.

Ha, I was thinking Krack=Knack, it's all getting too complicated for my elderly brain.

I WAS talking about Knack.

I mean Krack.

assKrack

Assassin's Creed is AssCrud. Please get it right.

 

[boredandlazy]

Lol I don't know what to think of this. Help me, GAF. Is this as salty as I think, or is it a joke post? Fucking console wars have wrecked my sarcasm detector.

I think it's pretty obvious it's a joke.

 

[xaosslug]

He means asscreed4 -__-

We need a euphemism and sarcasm 101 course on Gaf.

actually, I think he means Knack... so, the other poster is correct. Cerny's assKrack, indeed.

EDIT: welp.

 

[NoMoreTrolls]

I think it's pretty obvious it's a joke.

Sorry man, can't tell anymore. Too many posts that could have been jokes and turned out serious.
At least I know Neuromancer and Chinner are generally trolling

 

[Draper]

Lol I don't know what to think of this. Help me, GAF. Is this as salty as I think, or is it a joke post? Fucking console wars have wrecked my sarcasm detector.

I got this cool reddit app on my phone- it's so cool. We rag on xboners over there all the time. We also talk about bacon and our insatiable fear of spiders. It's really cool.

 

[Pain]

And the amazing thing is, there's nothing to play on it! Like not one actually good game. Just imagine what would happen if Sony actually supported their hardware with games? Fortunately for MS that doesn't seem to be happening any time soon.

Eventually the 4.2 million Playstation 4 owners are going to get tired of the situation, trade that shit in for an Xbox One, and then we'll really see those NPD's fly!

Meltdown confirmed or horrible sarcasm?

 

[Shin-Ra]

Cerny was very pleased to finally reveal his Krack to the world in February last year.

 

[Amir0x]

hahah oh man this thread is catching people in nets tonight lol

 

[shakin_haitian]

This is crazy. I still have never seen an PS4 in a store.

I see why thye are "pushing" back game releases. They better get this stock problem taken care of before infamous.

We've had PS4s in Walmarts since mid December. Last week Target had one. I haven't checked any other stores. I live in south eastern NC.

 

[xaosslug]

i can't @ all the peeps falling for Neuromancer's post.

 

[LowEndTorque]

Cerny was very pleased to finally reveal his Krack to the world in February last year.

And all the fanboys rushed to go kiss it and fawn over it. Haven't you seen all of the Mark Spermny avatars and threads? It's ridiculous.

 

[Draper]

We've had PS4s in Walmarts since mid December. Last week Target had one. I haven't checked any other stores. I live in south eastern NC.

It's because that's the real representation of PS4s in the wild. Everything here is anecdotal bologna (BOW-LOG-NAH). I literally saw a stack of them at my local gas station. Literally.

 

[Amir0x]

It's because that's the real representation of PS4s in the wild. Everything here is anecdotal bologna (BOW-LOG-NAH). I literally saw a stack of them at my local gas station. Literally.

i hear local gas stations, especially in isolated areas, are getting orders of PS4 so that when someone comes in to rob them and says "give me all your money" they have a PS4 on hand to give to them and can explain to them that the resale value is crazy on ebay so that the robber goes away

 

[DenogginizerOS]

We've had PS4s in Walmarts since mid December. Last week Target had one. I haven't checked any other stores. I live in south eastern NC.

I guess they are hoarding them all and keeping them away from the rest of NC.

PS4s at NC gas stations come with a box of fried chicken.

 

[shakin_haitian]

I guess they are hoarding them all and keeping them away from the rest of NC.

Come on down. The one on highway 17 in Leland has them.

 

[Draper]

i hear local gas stations, especially in isolated areas, are getting orders of PS4 so that when someone comes in to rob them and says "give me all your money" they have a PS4 on hand to give to them and can explain to them that the resale value is crazy on ebay so that the robber goes away

Bad move. You start forcing Cremation 4 on thieves, it'll quickly escalate from a robbery to a homicide and possibly suicide.

 

[Shin-Ra]

And all the fanboys rushed to go kiss it and fawn over it. Haven't you seen all of the Mark Spermny avatars and threads? It's ridiculous.

It pales in comparison to all the hands-on threads for the DUALCOCK4.

 

[_hekk05]

I WAS talking about Knack.

I mean Krack.

assKrack

Assassin's Creed is AssCrud. Please get it right.

I blame your poor euphemism-making skills. AssKrack is way too good of a reference to asscreed to pass up.

 

[PJV3]

It pales in comparison to all the hands-on threads for the DUALCOCK4.

A lot of bad Rubber jokes are now possible.

 

[Chobel]

It pales in comparison to all the hands-on threads for the DUALCOCK4.

This one got me, I'm dying here!

 

[Shin-Ra]

A lot of bad Rubber jokes are now possible.

I bet yours would peel right back if you played with it in the tub.

 

[Y2Kev]

BLOWNY CEO Gas Inmyeye and More Spermy made the PlagueStation Poor and didn't give ANY GOOD LAUNCH TITLES!!! How DARE they produce assKrack and Krillbum: Shitty Fuck and PUT THAT OUT when you could have AMAZING titles like Ryse.

And then they made the shitty decision to supply countries like Spermany and the Pance and LIARLAND. Do people even live there? Do they even have money??? HELLO A-M-E-R-I-C-A is the MOST IMPROTANT!!!

Frankly I think BLOWNY dropped the BALL this launch

Why is Gran Turismo 6 not on PlagueStation 4? It would have Sold MANY MORE HARDWARES

And why arent they MARKETING TEH VITA? Sony instead makes more stupid games like Krillbum Mercypleasestopmakingkillbum and Tearanus!!!

 

[PJV3]

I bet yours would peel right back if you played with it in the tub.

I have to wait until March before I can play with it, I had to cancel my launch Failstation

 

[GribbleGrunger]

What have I wandered into?

 

[GopherD]

BLOWNY CEO Gas Inmyeye and More Spermy made the PlagueStation Poor and didn't give ANY GOOD LAUNCH TITLES!!! How DARE they produce assKrack and Krillbum: Shitty Fuck and PUT THAT OUT when you could have AMAZING titles like Ryse.

And then they made the shitty decision to supply countries like Spermany and the Pance and LIARLAND. Do people even live there? Do they even have money??? HELLO A-M-E-R-I-C-A is the MOST IMPROTANT!!!

Frankly I think BLOWNY dropped the BALL this launch

Why is Gran Turismo 6 not on PlagueStation 4? It would have Sold MANY MORE HARDWARES

And why arent they MARKETING TEH VITA? Sony instead makes more stupid games like Krillbum Mercypleasestopmakingkillbum and Tearanus!!!

Gas Inmyeye...Worth a giggle

 

[PJV3]

What have I wondered into?

I'm wondering as well.