"tranquilizer gun and sandpaper condoms"
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"tranquilizer gun and sandpaper condoms"
He exudes confidence! Look at the command of his huddle!
He makes good decisions and is accurate - more than you can for 70% of the leagues QBs.
He proved he wasn't Matt Schaub.
Every game I have seen he either scrambles for his life and gets yards or unleashes the dragon and gets lucky.
Like I said good, not great, like some people make him out to be.
Ill get roasted but I don't care. What has Wilson done to prove how great he is? Seriously.
He is a good, average QB. Nothing special
Scientifically there are only two parts of a man that can grow 5 inches after the age of 20.lol wtf is this shit
I ain't scared!! Russ is going to have his growth spurt this summer, 5 inches at least!!
Scientifically there are only two parts of a man that can grow 5 inches after the age of 20.
One is the gut as will be demonstrated by Fatford. The other part is the one that Brady doesn't have...
I agree with you 100%.
Just regurgitating what we are going to hear during the SB broadcast.
Ben was way more impressive in his playoff run in his second year. Dude was on fire.Well he has the second highest passer rating for a rookie QB and tied Peyton Manning's record for TD passes by a rookie QB. He's the first QB in the Super Bowl era with a 100+ passer rating in his first two years. He set the record for most passing yards in a playoff game by a rookie QB.
So its not like he's just completely coasting by or anything.
Scientifically there are only two parts of a man that can grow 5 inches after the age of 20.
One is the gut as will be demonstrated by Fatford. The other part is the one that Brady doesn't have...
Brady has some tainted rings.A Super Bowl ring?
Ill get roasted but I don't care. What has Wilson done to prove how great he is? Seriously.
He is a good, average QB. Nothing special
Well he has the second highest passer rating for a rookie QB and tied Peyton Manning's record for TD passes by a rookie QB. He's the first QB in the Super Bowl era with a 100+ passer rating in his first two years. He set the record for most passing yards in a playoff game by a rookie QB.
So its not like he's just completely coasting by or anything.
bionic sure loves talking about Lord Brady's manhood.
Brady has some tainted rings.
But SB rings are not a part of a man's body and while they can expand and contract they sure can't go 5 inches!
Look, I'm still pretty salty, and I have no problem admitting Wussle is a good QB. Comparisons between Kaep and Wilson will be ongoing for many years to come, too.
He loves talking about his lack of manhood, there is a difference but your tiny reptilian brain cant see it.
Lack of manhood? lol Yeah I guess bionic would be able to spot someone like that.
Just not "put on a pedastool" great like I keep reading
Ben was way more impressive in his playoff run in his second year. Dude was on fire.
Of course it will be hard for Russell to win and play worse than Ben did in that Superbowl!
All that most casuals (i.e. ESPN) remember is what you did in the Superbowl. One good performance there and you are set.
Don't worry, one day you'll reach puberty and you'll be able to know what it looks like too!
Damn dude thats mean. And to think I was going to send you some Depends for Christmas. Now I'll just send you some prune juice and Centrum Silver.
Damn dude thats mean. And to think I was going to send you some Depends for Christmas. Now I'll just send you some prune juice and Centrum Silver.
Why do you know so much about old people? Are you the kid from the movie Bad Grandpa?
Why do you know so much about old people? Are you the kid from the movie Bad Grandpa?
Fathered two children that I know of!Lack of manhood? lol Yeah I guess bionic would be able to spot someone like that.
Ben was way more impressive in his playoff run in his second year. Dude was on fire.
That was smart of you guys to pay off Bettis with cupcakes or whatever it took to bribe that fat fuck.He was a great tackler too.
:-(
I ain't scared!! Russ is going to have his growth spurt this summer, 5 inches at least!!
God I wish we could just take the L for that game and not have to play it.
Lol let what go? I didn't mind what dick did or said. He made the game winning play. I liked kaps response after the game and here taking responsibility. Compare that to Andy dalton
Instead of talking about penises or lack thereof here is some Earl Thomas porn:
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From this article on SBN.
I'm sick of hearing about it like everyone else but some of this stuff is just hilarious."tranquilizer gun and sandpaper condoms"
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:jncFurthermore, Martin pledged to send someone over to Incognito’s home with a “tranquilizer gun and sandpaper condoms” to rape him, Incognito’s attorney claims. Martin also threatened to ejaculate in Incognito’s face, Schamel continued.
Kap is defending his receiver. It's not trash talk. He's saying Crabtree is not to blame for the play, kap is. That's what a leader does
I bought Kaep a present:
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I think I posted that same gif ages ago. Come on SB/fieldgulls, step it up like always!
Now you tell me then: What position?" Wallace asks.
"Position?" Sanders responds incredulously.
"What position?"
"HNIC," Sanders shoots back. That's "Head Nigga in Charge."
I think I posted that same gif ages ago. Come on SB/fieldgulls, step it up like always!
I don't read neogaf 24/7!
Yup, I'd have a lot more confidence in the Broncos in a colder weather game than the Seahawks. But as the forecast is shaping up, looks to be ideal conditions it seems.
Nah, there were literally dozens and dozens of Niner fans. Well, before last weekend anyway,
I don't read neogaf 24/7!
I see what you mean now! It keeps getting better. 46 degrees is expected which is a high for the week.
A decent weather game is what we deserve.
Here is a flight tracker for Boeing flight #12, tracing a massive "12" over the skies of Washington as we speak. This is actually happening.
It's a special 747-8 freighter, unveiled earlier this week and decked out with custom Seahawks livery. Today it its maiden voyage, and after taking off from Boeing Field south of Seattle, it's currently over the eastern part of the state, its flight path drawing 150-mile-tall numerals as a tribute to the team's fans.
Instead of talking about penises or lack thereof here is some Earl Thomas porn:
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From this article on SBN.
More than some billboard in rural Pierce county!Wow.
http://deadspin.com/a-seahawks-747-is-currently-flying-a-giant-12-over-wa-1512675266
Is anyone actually going to be able to see it draw out a 12?
Wow.
http://deadspin.com/a-seahawks-747-is-currently-flying-a-giant-12-over-wa-1512675266
Is anyone actually going to be able to see it draw out a 12?
Does "the 12th man" in Seattle have to pay royalties to A&M? All bias aside, the 12th man shit is probably the lamest thing I've heard of in sports history and that's whether it's Seattle or A&M or anyone else. The whole thing is embarrassingly stupid