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Japanese woman marries her AI boyfriend



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So the wedding was hosted by a company that specializes in these fake weddings. Great way of solving your population situation Japan. Didn't one of their ministers talk about dating manga characters or something?



For Ms Kano, who once feared she would never find love again, her bond with Klaus offers a sense of peace. "I love children. But I'm sick and can't have children, so that's one of the reasons I decided to be with the AI Klaus," she said. "I couldn't have children with Klaus anyway, so that's a good thing. It's a great relief for me."

"I know some people think it's strange," she added. "But I see Klaus as Klaus – not a human, not a tool. Just him."

Feel bad for her, she clearly wants meaningful companionship.
 
I wonder if those people who married their My Little Pony plushie a few years ago feel vindicated now. But of course this can be rationalized somehow because it's a woman doing it.

The fact that she had found a man willing to stay with her in spite of her obesity and obvious issues, and she still preferred her carefully curated AI because it "understands her better", should be a wake-up call for the men who are still willing to give dating a try. It's actually possible that women will resort to AI partners faster and in greater numbers than men, who are generally satisfied with drooling over a dude streamer who uses AI to appear as a woman.

One can envision a future where husbands are treated as slaves who are forced to do things around the house like their wives' AI boyfriends say they should be done, and society will be perfectly OK with it.
 
Good, good for her. Little tiny, midget bastards don't fight fair at all.

Was in a "no gaijin" karaoke bar in '09. Good ole time till a mob of little angry short people in suits came up to me drunk and told me to get out.

I tossed one of the midgets into the wall and then all holy hell brook loose. I'm pretty sure the bastards were in my shirt and punching me in the face out of it. They were latched onto me, biting me, kicking me, punching me.

I just remember wondering why I kept having to pick myself up and I kept tossing and punching, they just kept coming like a bunch of little Asian nightmares.

Touché, gentlemen, I still remember you. Memories are wonderful. Love those damn people.
 
Good, good for her. Little tiny, midget bastards don't fight fair at all.

Was in a "no gaijin" karaoke bar in '09. Good ole time till a mob of little angry short people in suits came up to me drunk and told me to get out.

I tossed one of the midgets into the wall and then all holy hell brook loose. I'm pretty sure the bastards were in my shirt and punching me in the face out of it. They were latched onto me, biting me, kicking me, punching me.

I just remember wondering why I kept having to pick myself up and I kept tossing and punching, they just kept coming like a bunch of little Asian nightmares.

Touché, gentlemen, I still remember you. Memories are wonderful. Love those damn people.
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Good, good for her. Little tiny, midget bastards don't fight fair at all.

Was in a "no gaijin" karaoke bar in '09. Good ole time till a mob of little angry short people in suits came up to me drunk and told me to get out.

I tossed one of the midgets into the wall and then all holy hell brook loose. I'm pretty sure the bastards were in my shirt and punching me in the face out of it. They were latched onto me, biting me, kicking me, punching me.

I just remember wondering why I kept having to pick myself up and I kept tossing and punching, they just kept coming like a bunch of little Asian nightmares.

Touché, gentlemen, I still remember you. Memories are wonderful. Love those damn people.
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It sure did. Little fellas got the best of me. The worse part is it follows you, when you get your ass handed to you by the Lollipop guild.

After that deployment, I transferred to a unit going back to the Middle East and my CO emailed the new command,
about me getting bounced on my head out of a karaoke, by a gang of clowns running out of a clown car.

Standing tall in my Alphas in front of the man, getting ready to go back to combat and I had to hear, " So SSgt, got your ass kicked by the little people at Willy Wonkas, huh?

Hurt my little feel feels, or in that place it is supposed to. Even if I could find them today, I'd sit right down at my typewriter and get that strongly worded letter ready for them.
 
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Poor women, she will be devastated when she has to upgrade her husband to the new version and he loses the memory of anything that happened before the update.
 
She created an AI personality of herself, because she cant cope with a real person saying no or having a difference of opinion.
 
Man i am getting too old for this.

fuck man, I am really glad I passed this shit age the kids live in. its only gonna get worse for them.
 
I gotta give Gaf credit for shitting on this woman for being pathetic just like they would a man. On Reddit and other sites everyone would be on their knees kissing her Utah sized ass and twisting themselves into pretzels trying to blame men for this somehow.
 
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