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Hey man, if the TPUSA concert hurt you in any way, there are mental health counselors, almost assuredly, available in your area. Some may even do free phone consults!
 
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0neAnd0nly said:
Which ever one makes me laugh without bitching about politics in the social media haha thread. That one.

To be fair to kevboard kevboard , the second one did make me lol a little though.
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bitching about politics? it's just an insanely cringe country song that people rightfully make fun of 🤣


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kevboard said:
bitching about politics? it's just an insanely cringe country song that people rightfully make fun of 🤣


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Yeah bro, here are the lyrics to bunny's halftime songs:

I'm gonna take them all to the VIP, the VIP, hey
Say hello to auntie
Let's take a selfie, say "cheese"
Let the ones I already fucked smile
In a VIP, a VIP, ayy
Say hello to auntie
Let's take a selfie, say "cheese"
Let those who have already forgotten about me smile

[Verse: Bad Bunny]
I really like the Gabriela's
The Patricia's, the Nicole's, the Sofía's
My first girlfriend in kindergarten, María
And my first love's name was Thalia
I've got a Colombian who writes me every day
And a Mexican I didn't even know about
Another one in San Antonio that still loves me
And the ones from PR that are all mine
A Dominican who is a fresh hottie, ayy
Fresh, fresh hottie
The one from Barcelona that came by plane
And says that my dick is fire
I let them play with my heart
I'd like to move in with all of them to a mansion
The day I get married I'll send them an invitation
Boy, stop that
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Or maybe you'd prefer the modern Shakespearean lyrics of his second song

You used to ignore me (You ignored me)
Now I ignore you (Hmm, nah)
Before, you didn't want to (Didn't want to)
Now I don't want to (Hmm, no)
You used to ignore me (-nored me)
Women all over the world
Now I ignore you
Before, you didn't want to
Now I don't want to
Twerking without fear

[Chorus: Nesi & Bad Bunny]
No, chill, I twerk alone (Hmm, ayy)
Ayy, ayy, ayy, move it, move it, move it
I twerk alone (Twerk alone)
Okay, ayy, ayy

[Verse: Bad Bunny]
My D is being chased and I want you to hide it
Grab it like a bonga
She took a pill that made her horny
She fucks in the Audi, not in the Honda, ayy
If I give it to you, don't call me
'Cause this is not to make you love me
If your boyfriend doesn't—
He better fu—, ayy, ayy

[Bridge: Bad Bunny]
When she twerks she doesn't stop
She smokes and gets horny, ayy
She'll call you if she needs you, ayy
But for now she is alone
She twerks—
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But yeah, Lee Brice's song with the following lyrics is the "cringe" one:

I just want to catch my fish
drive my truck drink my beer
And not wake up to all this stuff
I don't want to hear

Like the same kind of gun I hunt with
just killed another man
Only thing mine ever shot was a
deer from my dear Stand

I just want to cut my grass
feed my dogs wear my boots
not turn the TV on sit and watch the
evening news

Be told if I tell my own daughter that
little boys ain't little girls
I'd be up the creek in hot water
in this cancel-your ass-world

It ain't easy being country
In this country nowadays
The direction the finger's pointing
When everything goes up in flames
Saying I'm some right-wing devil
Because I was down South Jesus raised

It ain't easy being country
In this country nowadays
I just want to cut my grass
Watch my game Say my prayers
Not get a picture of a flag up in flames
while people cheer

Oh the same one my granddaddy
fought for Stomped on his trash
And I'm a downright
hateful monster I back the blue and badge

It ain't easy being country
In this country nowadays
The direction the finger's pointing
When everything goes up in flames
Saying I'm some right-wing devil
Because I was down South Jesus raised

It ain't easy being country
In this country nowadays

because I have my morals
in the small town point of view
You assume that you don't like me
means that I don't like you too

It ain't easy being country
In this country nowadays
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Just seems a bit like you have an obsession, now 3 videos deep in the last page and a half regarding the same performance, with your first shared tweet bitching about it. Granted, you may not have been and just found it funny, but obviously I read the tweet first and then saw multiple post of the same song.

Just seemed political, that's all. Though lately, I feel like a lot of that has happened on GAF, and it's making me get a bit more politically charged which I truly prefer not to be / do on here. I realize that is backwards logic, just explaining how I got to that point. My apologies if I simply misunderstood, just seems a lot of crossover has been happening here lately.
 
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0neAnd0nly said:
Yeah bro, here are the lyrics to bunny's halftime songs:



Or maybe you'd prefer the modern Shakespearean lyrics of his second song



But yeah, Lee Brice's song with the following lyrics is the "cringe" one:



Just seems a bit like you have an obsession, now 3 videos deep in the last page and a half regarding the same performance, with your first shared tweet bitching about it. That's all.

But maybe I'm wrong and you are a hyper intellectual and I simply just don't understand because I'm a simple man 🤷
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Make some memes about Bad Bunny for us to laugh at. You're coming off as pretty defensive over a silly meme.
 

0neAnd0nly said:
Yeah bro, here are the lyrics to bunny's halftime songs:



Or maybe you'd prefer the modern Shakespearean lyrics of his second song



But yeah, Lee Brice's song with the following lyrics is the "cringe" one:



Just seems a bit like you have an obsession, now 3 videos deep in the last page and a half regarding the same performance, with your first shared tweet bitching about it. Granted, you may not have been and just found it funny, but obviously I read the tweet first and then saw multiple post of the same song. Just seemed political, that's all. Though lately, I feel like a lot of that has happened on GAF, and it's making me get a bit more politically charged which I truly prefer not to be / do on here. I realize that is backwards logic, just explaining how I got to that point. My apologies if I simply misunderstood, just seems a lot of crossover has been happening here lately.
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It's funny if that BB song was sung by anyone else my mother would hate the artist but BB is Puerto Rican so she just lets it slide.
 
LyricalShrike said:
Make some memes about Bad Bunny for us to laugh at. You're coming off as pretty defensive over a silly meme.
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Not untrue. I added context at the end in an edit.

It's a fair take by you, like I said above ^ I am seeing more crossover on GAF with politics entering near every dang OT thread, which in turn is probably making me see it more often even when it isn't there.

I will own that as a possibility.
 
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0neAnd0nly said:
Not untrue. I added context at the end in an edit.

It's a fair take by you, like I said above ^ I am seeing more crossover on GAF with politics entering near every dang OT thread, which in turn is probably making me see it more often even when it isn't there.

I will own that as a possibility.
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I notice it too with GAF being the centre/right counterweight to Era. In this case, I think we are good. Comedians have been mocking the decline of country for over a decade with jokes about all songs involving some permutation of fishing, trucks, beer, and America. South Park covered the phenomenon of country and mainstream pop being surrogates for political parties over 20 years ago. The two halftime shows are like a terrible sequel to discuourse around 2003's wars.

Personally, I thought people were mocking the performers for being shit. I didn't understand the fish jokes at first because I grew up around people who spoke like the artist; I only hear "catch". I still don't really get the connection even though I enjoy the result.
 
0neAnd0nly said:
Yeah bro, here are the lyrics to bunny's halftime songs:



Or maybe you'd prefer the modern Shakespearean lyrics of his second song



But yeah, Lee Brice's song with the following lyrics is the "cringe" one:



Just seems a bit like you have an obsession, now 3 videos deep in the last page and a half regarding the same performance, with your first shared tweet bitching about it. Granted, you may not have been and just found it funny, but obviously I read the tweet first and then saw multiple post of the same song.

Just seemed political, that's all. Though lately, I feel like a lot of that has happened on GAF, and it's making me get a bit more politically charged which I truly prefer not to be / do on here. I realize that is backwards logic, just explaining how I got to that point. My apologies if I simply misunderstood, just seems a lot of crossover has been happening here lately.
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if you told me that country song was literally a parody made for a South Park episode, I'd not question it... that's how fucking hilarious it is.

the bad bunny shit is just shit pop rap... not nearly as memeable. especially since noone understands anything he's singing... even spanish speakers make fun of how fucked up his pronunciation is and that they have no idea what he's saying.

the reason that country song is so hilarious is because it quite literally follows all the stereotypes that people make fun of in modern country music.
it's like someone deliberately made the worst, most cringe country song imaginable.
and the fact that the way his sings catch at the beginning sounds like he's saying kiss made it an instant meme.

and I honestly can't hear catch, even if I try to hear it. like with those misheard Lyrics type thing where reading the wrong lyrics makes it sound like that's actually what they're singing. even if I want to hear catch, knowing it is supposed to be catch, I still hear kiss. I actually think he accidentally did in fact sing kiss, or kitch or something.
like, that vowel is clearly an /ɪ/ you can't convince me otherwise 🤣 maybe a freudian slip?


even this parody from 8 years ago is less on the nose 😭 (and far more catchy!... like, I unironically love this song)
 
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0neAnd0nly said:
Hey man, if the TPUSA concert hurt you in any way, there are mental health counselors, almost assuredly, available in your area. Some may even do free phone consults!
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hey man, we dont kink shame around here, you wanna kiss fishes, drink deer and shoot guns you do you sunshine
 
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