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[-Eddman-]

11. If he dies, he dies...

 

[Alucard]

10. All Native Americans are gentle souls and speak in broken and cryptic English, that somehow relates to animals or nature.

 

[Ashes]

one per post from now on please. This is a half decent list gaf.

 

[spindashing]

9. All black men during the 1970-80s sported either an afro, a moustache, sunglasses, or a combination of the 3.

 

[m3k]

62: If you're surrounded by enemies, they will take turns in order to attack you.

:lol this kills me in movies

10. All Native Americans are gentle souls and speak in broken and cryptic English, that somehow relates to animals or nature.

:lol



hollywood is fucked

 

[Alucard]

8. Women will always have a baby at the worst time possible.

 

[Ashes]

:lol

edit: My sister is going into labour right now. Her husband dropped off the kids, around 4am here.

 

[ocadman]

7. The Asian guy on the bad guys' side always knows martial arts. always.

 

[black_13]

6. A 110lb women can easily knock out men twice her size and she won't break a sweat doing it.

 

[Cuu]

5. Always expect a random explosion.

Spoiler

originally,If something boring is happening - expect something/someone to blow up.

 

[Ashes]

oh, I got something decent for 1. calling dibs.

 

[Alucard]

4. We're actually IN the Matrix...RIGHT NOW.

 

[-Eddman-]

3. You can buy ANYTHING illegal in Mexico

 

[ocadman]

2. White Men Can't Jump

 

[Ashes]

01 Who keyse soze is. Roll credits.

Spoiler!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52O8B6yFHGM&feature=related

And that is that. Why one hundred? So I can put it all in the op. Carry on, if you want. take the conversation whereever, I guess.

 

[spindashing]

2..I mean...0. Be a complete dick in the movie. Kill someone. Do something nice at the end? You're a hero.

 

[Tim the Wiz]

BONUS

"Ain't nothing's over till it's over!"

 

[Ashes]

Some of these are hard to reference. If one isn't referenced, and needs to be, please feel free to point it out.
edit: we got zero in as well. Zero is a number. How could I have forgotten? Post credits ftw.

 

[Alucard]

I like the idea of a bonus section.

BONUS: If you're a henchman and are wearing sunglasses in an action movie, you're probably going to die...quickly.

 

[spindashing]

*BONUS*: Jessica Rabbit made you feel "special" even if she was a cartoon.

 

[Cuu]

When a ship is shot in space, there will be random explosions of electricity on the inside.

 

[-Eddman-]

-6. Katanas can cut through ANYTHING.

 

[Ashes]

just number it as well so we get a good count going. -6 is post above. (shymalan twist is also included).
-7 It's alive... its alive... [how it feels like to be god] [Frankenstein]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xos2MnVxe-c

 

[Escape Goat]

8. If you mess with one NYer, you mess with all NYers.

 

[spindashing]

-9. IVAN KILLED APOLLO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Tashi]

-10: A 1/4 Pounder in France is called Royale with cheese

 

[Ashes]

oh that's a good one.

edit: maybe be at least a bit careful with spoilers. :lol

 

[Door2Dawn]

-11: M. Night Shaymalan is a fucking terrible director and writer.

 

[A Link to the Past]

91. Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it but a kiss can be deadlier if you mean it.

Why is it that whenever I watch a movie I haven't seen in forever, I see something from it the next day? :|

 

[Ashes]

-11: M. Night Shaymalan is now and has been for while a fucking terrible director and writer.

fxd.

 

[Escape Goat]

12. No more dead cops.

 

[-Eddman-]

-13. Insect-shaped aliens are always evil.

 

[dejay]

-14 When a pedestrian is chased by a car, they will always run directly away from the car down the road and not to the side. They will, however, manage to outrun it for quite a few drama filled seconds, despite the the car being half a second away in the previous shot.

 

[harSon]

Edit: nm...

 

[Ferga]

-15 If your a dick head, you'll probably die first

 

[Kentpaul]

-15 If your a dick head, you'll probably die first

-16 If your a dickhead you will get laid first and get all the girls, but the weak kinda guy with no balls will pull the dickheads main girl in the end.

 

[Cuu]

-17: Babies come out of the womb several months old and pre-cleaned by God.

 

[John Dunbar]

did i miss it or did no one say "what's best in life..."? for shame.

-18 What is best in life is to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

did i miss it or did no one say "what's best in life..."? for shame.

-18 What is best in life is to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

It was referenced sideways above.

 

[JGS]

You always leave the gun but take the cannoli.

Take the blue pill

Obscure but true- In Latin Jehovah starts with an "I"

Always take the shot. You will almost certainly make it (This works for guns or sports)

 

[Maklershed]

Outrunning explosions is possible!

 

[MisterHero]

00:01. Whereas deactivating bombs used to stop on 00:01, movies nowadays let the bomb go and an even greater plot device fixes everything.

 

[Furret]

If you see someone walking away from an explosion and they don't even bother to turn round to look at it - despite it being really close - they planted it.

 

[JGS]

Railing/poles/wall corners are always wide enough to deflect bullets.

Drywall is impervious to bullets

When someone tells you to put the gun down or they'll kill you, by all means do so.

True love can be found in quick time with an absolute stranger you would normally hate.

 

[spindashing]

I don't know what the fuck this number is and I'm not going to count 'cause Imma' beast: Let me also say that a live action film based on an anime DONE HERE IN AMERICA will probably fail. I'm not trying to be an elitist or anything, but look at Dragonball. Then again I'm sure a live action version of Dragonball can never look out to be great.

 

[Mr Solo Dolo]

If your low on ammo just complain about it don't pick up a weapon from the small army you just killed.

 

[Mistouze]

Probably too late to make it into the list but still :

In case of a zombie apocalypse, ALWAYS trust the black dude.

[Romero movies]

 

[iNvid02]

you will ALWAYS be able to crack passwords within the time frame you have

 

[Xtyle]

Time skips and sometimes can go backward AND jump around.

 

[Alucrid]

No matter how tall a building is you should always run in a straight line away from where it's falling. Not to the sides despite that being a considerably shorter distance.