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100 years

Artoris

Gold Member
You can pick one person to spend 100 years with sex is included if wanted

Both of you will-be at your prime for the time and there will be plenty of food and you will live on a 5 square island in a small house
no entertainment beyond the level of tetris game and VHS

Who will it be
 
You can pick one person to spend 100 years with sex is included if wanted

Both of you will-be at your prime for the time and there will be plenty of food and you will live on a 5 square island in a small house
no entertainment beyond the level of tetris game and VHS

Who will it be

My wife
 

Excited Oh No GIF
 
Is fishing and gardening allowed? Sewing & knitting?You mentioned food but can we also cook our own dishes? Cuz Tetris and movies alone won't cut it for that long. You would need space & time away from your mate to do your own thing.
 
Is fishing and gardening allowed? Sewing & knitting?You mentioned food but can we also cook our own dishes? Cuz Tetris and movies alone won't cut it for that long. You would need space & time away from your mate to do your own thing.
Is fishing and gardening allowed? Sewing & knitting?You mentioned food but can we also cook our own dishes?

that's all allowed
 
New question - you get to spend 100 years living the lifestyle of a wealthy 25-year-old in peak physical condition, and have as much sex with unlimited supermodels as you like, on an island where you are completely left alone otherwise. The only downside is that every time you sneeze, you have to take a hammer to the back of the skull.

What do you do
 
I'm going to have to take my chances and go with the stranger that is behind curtain number 3. I have yet to meet someone I would want to spend 100 years with trapped in a confined area (excluding family). I don't think I have met anyone that would want to spend 100 years trapped with me either (including family). :messenger_grinning_squinting:
 
Amy Wynn from those old construction shows.....now now, hear me out. She's definitely hot enough for good sex on the reg AND she can fix/build all sorts of shit, we gonna be living large!

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or prime Rachael Ray, I'll be eating well in bed :P

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hang on, what am I thinking? It's gotta be Giada!

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I mean, I had a crush on Britney Spears when she was in her prime. And I feel that I could prevent her from burning down and fucking herself up, like she eventually ended up doing.
 
So yeah she's my roommate and she's a trans girl that means more to me than anything else in this world and GAF is sick of hearing about her. 😂

Not trying to be an enabler, but it's kinda refreshing hearing someone happy about literally anything. Most these niggas stay permanently mad.
 
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