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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...=/ap/20041122/ap_on_fe_st/boy_dancer_abducted

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. - A 13-year-old boy was charged with abducting an exotic dancer when she showed up for an appointment at what turned out to be a vacant house with no electricity, police said Monday.



When the woman entered the house at 6:30 p.m. on Nov. 16, she realized her client was a juvenile, police spokeswoman Rene Ball said.


The boy told her the contract was for his older brother, but no one else showed up. The woman tried to leave, and the boy pointed a shotgun at her and ordered her to dance for him, Ball said.


She tried to call 911 on her cell phone, but the boy grabbed the phone. The woman bit the boy's hand, broke free and ran to her car.


The boy was arrested Thursday and charged with abduction by force, conspiracy, using a firearm to commit a felony, brandishing a firearm and transporting and possessing an assault firearm at age 13. He was being held at the Virginia Beach Detention Center.


The names of the woman and the boy were not released.


Police were trying to identify a second juvenile suspected of being involved in the abduction plan.

 

[MrPing1000]

its thing like this that puts me on the verge of going "Erm... well done...." like if u single handedly killed over 10000 people

 

[ShadowRed]

"The boy told her the contract was for his older brother, but no one else showed up. The woman tried to leave, and the boy pointed a shotgun at her and ordered her to dance for him, Ball said. "



:lol


"Dance" shoots the ground "Dance I said."

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

I laughed when I read the titled, but then I read this:

The boy told her the contract was for his older brother, but no one else showed up. The woman tried to leave, and the boy pointed a shotgun at her and ordered her to dance for him, Ball said.

Even Duke Nukem had the decency to tip. Too much GTA for this kid.

 

[RiZ III]

This kid is my hero

 

[Luscious LeftFoot]

It's funny, but, the kid sounds like a sociopath in the making...

 

[The Abominable Snowman]

Haha. They won't release his name but they shown his face on the local news PROMO. I love Fox.

 

[theo]

i bet that stripper becomes a nun

 

[DarienA]

He didn't get a chance to FHUTA?

 

[belgurdo]

New mission in GTA 6

Get your abduction level high enough and your captives will sleep with you without needing a weapon trained on them

 

[The Shadow]

The woman tried to leave, and the boy pointed a shotgun at her and ordered her to dance for him, Ball said.

If that's what it takes...

 

[Ford Prefect]

Hahaha, what a fucking little moron.

 

[Mainline]

Finally a news story I can relate to :lol

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

 

[Willco]

This is like that movie, Milk Money, but not as funny or heartwarming.

 

[yoshifumi]

:lol:lol

so wrong

yet so right

 

[Matrix]

This is like that movie, Milk Money, but not as funny or heartwarming.

:lol

 

[J2 Cool]

:lol :lol holy shit! Talk about sexual frustration. See parents, this is what you do when you force those damn parental blocks on their computers and digital cable. They resort to the shotgun stripper hold up option.

 

[RevenantKioku]

I've got an idea now for a new fetish.

 

[frogg609]

that kid must have been extremely desperate. and who's shotgun was it?