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[methodman]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5517950774
god damn!

 

[Mason]

Virgin my ass.


Where can I find a currency converter?

 

[Grizzlyjin]

I could hit it and then skip out on paying...

 

[PS2 KID]

Is this even legal???

 

[Matlock]

Ebay Virginity Sales = The New Prostitution

 

[G4life98]

no way this bitch is a virgin

 

[Mason]

Is this even legal???

Didn't you read the auction details? You're bidding on a night with her. Anything that happens, well that wasn't part of the deal.

:ROLLEYES

 

[bjork]

I smell a rat.

 

[sc0la]

Eyes are too big, I hope her booty hole is tight enough to compensate.

 

[Minotauro]

There are virgins with breast implants? Hmph, you learn something new every day.

 

[mightynine]

There are virgins with breast implants? Hmph, you learn something new every day.

Haven't you heard? Breast Implants are popular graduation gifts now.

 

[Matlock]

It's the gift that keeps on giving. Guarantee that your daughter will succeed! Guarantee that no man will look above her neckline!

 

[tedtropy]

Pfft, why pay for it when I can wap off to these pictures for free and not have to hastle with updating her buyer comments.

 

[methodman]

Pfft, why pay for it when I can wap off to these pictures for free and not have to hastle with updating her buyer comments.

IAWTP

 

[SKluck]

Do you get your money back if she doesn't bleed? Or at least half off?

Did I just cross the line?

 

[fart]

there was never a line man. it was all in your head.

 

[tt_deeb]

Do you get your money back if she doesn't bleed? Or at least half off?

Did I just cross the line?

Well if shes athletic it could've already or even without being that athletic it can.

 

[Saint Cornelius]

*waves PayPal card*

 

[Saint Cornelius]

she's a new ebay member, so this is obviously a scam


ps fuck this fucking 60-second limit, for reals, I read that whole page & even rubbed one out before I came back to GAF

 

[RiZ III]

I betcha shes got a penis. Imagine the shock on the suckers face after he spends thousands on this bitch.

 

[Chony]

I just checked and several more bids went up, this is to about 3 million now?

 

[firex]

I think if I prove the pictures are taken off some camwhore and not the actual seller, I should get the winning bid amount.

 

[Saint Cornelius]

I betcha shes got a penis. Imagine the shock on the suckers face after he spends thousands on this bitch.

Damn the pound aint worth shit?

 

[etiolate]

$3 million pounds? She's ready to go, why pay 3 million when you could probally just go up and charm the girl?

 

[NLB2]

no way this bitch is a virgin

Hopefully she is, otherwise the guy doesn't have to pay her anything.

 

[FortNinety]

I betcha shes got a penis. Imagine the shock on the suckers face after he spends thousands on this bitch.

That and the guys who show up with bats to drag the guy in the back of a van.

 

[BlackMage]

up to 8 million?!?!

 

[BuddyC]

For legal reasons, you are bidding on the chance to spend a day and night with me. Anything else that should happen, for example, sexual intercourse, is between two consenting adults and outside of this deal. Please note, I will not have any unprotected sex of any kind.

Smooth.

 

[mightynine]

For legal reasons, you are bidding on the chance to spend a day and night with me. Anything else that should happen, for example, sexual intercourse, is between two consenting adults and outside of this deal. Please note, I will not have any unprotected sex of any kind.

So, how much does a box of Magnums cost in pounds these days?

 

[Deleted member 1235]

shit like this bugs me bad.

If you are that hard up, why not just pay 10 hookers a grand each for the mother of all sex parties?

 

[HAOHMARU]

There is no "Buy Now" option????...fuck dat.

 

[AlphaSnake]

Pfft, why pay for it when I can wap off to these pictures for free and not have to hastle with updating her buyer comments.

Comment: Negative -- Seller's pussy was too tight. Bitch cried too damn much and couldn't get me hard.

Comment: Negative -- Customer couldn't get hard because of me, but because he's a 65 year old man suffering from ED. I licked his balls, made him a sandwhich and kept my mouth shut during a game of croquet. Customer is a pompous asshole.

 

[methodman]

holy shit:

Current bid: £9,697,469.00

 

[HAOHMARU]

shit like this bugs me bad.

If you are that hard up, why not just pay 10 hookers a grand each for the mother of all sex parties?

Or take a trip to Thailand, and for the price of a happy meal you can have a whole fleet of girls for a week.

 

[methodman]

9,697,469.00 EUR = 11,816,959.09 USD

 

[aoi tsuki]

WTFever. What virginity are we bidding on... her anal virginity? Regardless, virginity means about as much as legal. i'd love to see the feedback on this one.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

9,697,469.00 EUR = 11,816,959.09 USD

Damn, I could get like hundreds of non hooker girls for that much.

 

[Catzgirl]

EwWwWWw....

 

[Catzgirl]

Hey you know what, that 72 year old German playboy guy is probably bidding on the auction.

http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=12738&highlight=kill

 

[Fifty]

I wouldn't pay up front for this kind of thing unless I had proof! Not that I'd pay.....

 

[aoi tsuki]

I wouldn't pay up front for this kind of thing unless I had proof! Not that I'd pay.....

Yeah, you like fat black women. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[duderon]

up to 10 million pounds now!

haha these q and a's are great.

"Q: Is there a limit on the amount of times we can have sexual intercourse?
A: The limit is how much I can take, which obviously, I don't really know what that limit is!"

:lol

 

[Error Macro]

From the photos below, I guess many of you will be thinking "how can she still be a virgin?". Well, to be honest, I've waited for the right guy. And waited. And waited. And he just hasn't come along. I don't think he ever will turn up, so I figured it best to make something out of it!

YEAH FUCKING RIGHT

 

[Error Macro]

LOL

I wonder if she'll respond to my question:

Suppose that I am a jet-setting billionaire. Could I buy your life long companionship for the right price? We could do it like animals on my gigantic piles of cash.

P.S. I am a champion bodybuilder.

 

[NLB2]

up to 10 million pounds now!

haha these q and a's are great.

"Q: Is there a limit on the amount of times we can have sexual intercourse?
A: The limit is how much I can take, which obviously, I don't really know what that limit is!"

:lol

can you post those? i don't want to join ebay uk.

 

[nubbe]

Yuck.. awful booboos

 

[GDGF]

I dare any of you to do the same. You could wear the FHUTA shirt and make GAF known to all

 

[NLB2]

Hahaha, I can't believe nobody's posted this yet.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=324&item=5517921980&rd=1

 

[Teddman]

Those fake boobs look painful.

 

[Kiriku]

Those boobs look veeeeery fake. Other than that, she looks nice.

I don't understand how someone can do something like this though...selling your virginity on eBay...she could end up with ANYONE. Well, as some of you already said, there's a good chance she's a prostitute...otherwise I just feel sorry for her. I would feel sorry for her for being a prostitute too...but in a different way.