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[Log4Girlz]

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/aug/05/fast-food-speed-iowa-police-meth-lab-taco-bell

"Two men have been arrested after the remnants of a methamphetamine lab were found inside a Taco Bell in eastern Iowa."

Yep...

 

[OrlanisWorks]

Fifth meal.

 

[Salsa]

no wonder I keep coming back

 

[super-famicom]

Breaking Burrito

 

[Wiz]

Dammit Jesse!

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

So what will it be? Diarrhea talk or the Tampa Bay QB?

 

[rjinaz]

I suppose they found it when they started to wonder why that Taco Bell actually had customers.

 

[Ivan Amiibo]

"after you literally shit your brains out all over the bathroom after taking one bite of a taco, you can scrub it clean for the next 14 hours"
--football meme guy

 

[Salsa]

"after you literally shit your brains out all over the bathroom after taking one bite of a taco, you can scrub it clean for the next 14 hours"
--football meme guy

this "taco bell gives you explosive dhiarrea!" shit is the worst internet meme

you guys have fuckin shitty stomachs. does real mexican food just kill you?


edit: ok I forgive you for adding the meme guy thing

 

[Crud]

Jesus. Get that nasty food away from that sweet sweet meth!

 

[xDUMPWEEDx]

So what will it be? Diarrhea talk or the Tampa Bay QB?

 

[Kaladin]

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa —Authorities say two men have been arrested after the remnants of a methamphetamine lab were found inside a Taco Bell in eastern Iowa.

The Cedar Rapids Police Department says officers found two men outside the restaurant early Tuesday. One identified himself as a Taco Bell employee.

Officers entered the closed restaurant and found meth lab remnants in a utility area.

The men were identified as 31-year-old Christopher Adam Matous and 56-year-old Kent Jerome Duby.

They were arrested and charged with conspiracy to manufacture methamphetamine. Matous faces additional charges including meth possession. Court records do not list attorneys who could comment for the men.

Taco Bell says in a statement that one of the men was an employee who's now fired. They say the restaurant will be sanitized before it reopens.

So that's the secret ingredient in Taco Bell's sauce that keeps people coming back for more.

http://www.kcci.com/news/2-arrested...ce=Social&utm_medium=FBPAGE&utm_campaign=KCCI

 

[Chanser]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1090404

 

[Ivan Amiibo]

i ate taco bell once and my apartment literally turned into an aquarium of shit

 

[Kaladin]

Well damn, search function failed me.

 

[WetPotatoBread]

it all makes sense now:

 

[Arkos]

So what will it be? Diarrhea talk or the Tampa Bay QB?

Gotta poop fast

 

[thefit]

NotTheGuyYouKill probably had lunch there before narking on them.

 

[Kallor]

Breaking Diarrhea

 

[Blues1990]

Breaking Burrito

Passing Wind
?

 

[MichaelFassbender]

narking

Mein freund! That is not how you spell that word!

 

[Mimosa97]

Edit : am blind

 

[IISANDERII]

Great place for it. I wonder how many years it was going on.

 

[mnbnguyen]

Of all the fast food places to have a meth lab, this is the least surprising.

 

[catapult37]

Where is Dan Ryckert's periscope when we need it?

 

[Commanche Raisin Toast]

nacho cheese ANGEL dust?

 

[kess]

Meth is probably more healthy long term

 

[Schadenfreude]

Authentic Methxican food.

 

[Avixph]

So that's the secret ingredient in Taco Bell's sauce that keeps people coming back for more.

http://www.kcci.com/news/2-arrested...ce=Social&utm_medium=FBPAGE&utm_campaign=KCCI

That Taco Bell looks like it was built with the intention of accommodating a meth lab because that is way too much space for a Taco Bell.

 

[Stinkles]

I am the one who nachos.

 

[Kino_]

The men were identified as 31-year-old Christopher Adam Matous and 56-year-old Kent Jerome Duby.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

¡Viva Meth!

 

[Surface of Me]

I am the one who nachos.

Nope


"I am the one who rings the bell"

 

[Ninja Scooter]

"Say my name!"

 

[vatstep]

this "taco bell gives you explosive dhiarrea!" shit is the worst internet meme

you guys have fuckin shitty stomachs. does real mexican food just kill you?

As stupid as it is regardless, it's really not an internet meme. It goes back as long as I can remember IRL.

The Josh Freeman thing hasn't really been funny for a while. The guy will probably be out of the league for years and people will still be posting it every time there's a fast food thread.

 

[TheStruggler]

 

[RustedPieces]

Fifth meal.

No-Meal.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Are you sure they found a meth lab?

Are you sure they didn't just find a Taco Bell?

 

[Log4Girlz]

Are you sure they found a meth lab?

Are you sure they didn't just find a Taco Bell?

Well you need hazmat suits to operate either.

 

[Fox318]

The men were identified as 31-year-old Christopher Adam Matous and 56-year-old Kent Jerome Duby.

 

[Chariot]

Are you sure they found a meth lab?

Are you sure they didn't just find a Taco Bell?

Horrifying Discovery! Taco Bells found in Meth Lab

 

[Wendel Clark]

meth? thats like that breaking bad show

 

[MMarston]

 

[quesalupa]

This explains everything.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Whatever you're here for, you're gonna shit your pants.