2014 Microsoft E3 Conference

I'm ready! Microsoft have the honour of basically starting off the show, and I hope they start it off strong.

Sell me your damn console
 
Alright Phil, give me a reason to buy something for my XO. It's been a while since I have bought a game for it, and it needs some love lol.
 
I swear I can't find myself...I need a brighter Avatar...with splosions and stuff.

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I am sorry. I dont know how I skipped over your avatar. I have added you into the photo on the train to the right. Also 256 passengers in all.
 
Man i am very excited for all conferences. i only have a ps4 now since i sold my xbone but if they announce some good games ill be there again this fall.
 
Let's this shit started. I'm just mere moments a way from my house, a lovely 40" TV, a wide selection of snacks and icy cold beverages.

BRING IT ON!
 
Afterwards it will be interesting to see if MS was able to keep any megatons from leaking.

Now is about the time when MS France or Italy starts sending out PR that's not supposed to go out until the show ends lol.

I hope Phil and his close team keep those games to themselves I want an unleaked show for once.
 
God Bless giant game companies for granting us this opportunity to enjoy being unabashedly snarky and sarcastic.

There are so few things in life that you can do that about guilt free. I don't believe in being snarky about important political or social issues. Those are too important. But giant game companies trying to sell me shit at a circus performance of a show? Prime grade AAA snark material. I can't wait. Please be ridiculious big giant game corporation. It's a slow Monday at work and want to escape into reveling in beautiful in schadenfreude.

Bring on the shootmans.

Bring on the Kinnect avatars.

Bring on brand synergy and talk to me about playing Halos on the screen of my new Refrigerator.

Bring on awkward kid actors pretending to have fun while they give forced enthusiasm.

Bring on Mountain Dew Bro and have him fist pump to the sky and yell Merica while he blows shit up surrounded by women in bikinis!
 
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