OK, so if you have a 360, you have probably experienced the dreaded Guide Button lockup. You know the one. Some dude you never met in your life but you played a single time in Dead or Alive 4 wants to be your friend. So you get all ragey and hit the guide button to give his Friend Request the heave-ho and then that fucker gets his shot in by locking up your entire 360 because your dumb ass hit the Guide Button while a match was going on...in all your ragey rage. BASTARD!
I've had this happen at least ten times and I think I have a clue what's happening. Basically, when you hit the guide button, you have to WAIT until the machine can get all the information it's trying to retrieve to appear on the slide-out screen thingy. If you hit a button to go to your Friends List before it can bring up your GamerCard and your Gs, it's gonna lock up, buddy.
It's not foolproof. Sometimes the machine just decides that you deserve your medicine for either standing in line like a moron or lucking into a console too easily. Either way, this is Microsoft's way of coding Karma and it's a bitch when it forces you to get up off the couch and do a hard reset.
I'm lazy dammit. You made it so I can turn off the console from the controller for a reason. When you lock on me, you're questioning my manhood... or something. *sigh*
Anyway, Patience Grasshopper, and you can usually keep your slothy ass planted in the seat where it belongs.
I've had this happen at least ten times and I think I have a clue what's happening. Basically, when you hit the guide button, you have to WAIT until the machine can get all the information it's trying to retrieve to appear on the slide-out screen thingy. If you hit a button to go to your Friends List before it can bring up your GamerCard and your Gs, it's gonna lock up, buddy.
It's not foolproof. Sometimes the machine just decides that you deserve your medicine for either standing in line like a moron or lucking into a console too easily. Either way, this is Microsoft's way of coding Karma and it's a bitch when it forces you to get up off the couch and do a hard reset.
I'm lazy dammit. You made it so I can turn off the console from the controller for a reason. When you lock on me, you're questioning my manhood... or something. *sigh*
Anyway, Patience Grasshopper, and you can usually keep your slothy ass planted in the seat where it belongs.