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[From The Dust]

Maybe relatively harmless compared to a black widow or brown recluse.. but fuck that shit. What can urticating hairs do to a human you ask?

Clicky clicky

Can't imagine the pain of getting some in your eyes..

I never knew it was that bad, goddamn

 

[KingK]

That devil lizard needs to be a fire type Pokemon asap!

edit: beaten like a team of 6 Magikarp

 

[Buckethead]

Civilization is fabulous.

 

[Filth]

after all that hard work i realized i could have just used sub zero

 

[Akkad]

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

JESUS FUCK SHITTING CHRIST

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Exactly my opinion too. Jesus.

 

[NomarTyme]

Devil Lizard is so bad ass.

 

[a Master Ninja]

im getting the biggest Avatar vibe

I can't unsee it.

 

[Pollux]

that spider...fuck that dude...if i saw that I would probably shit myself

 

[eternaLightness]

hehe, I thought Sub-zero scorpion also. That gecko looks bad-ass.

 

[Mojojo]

that spider...fuck that dude...if i saw that I would probably shit myself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODQyCwzEwE4&feature=relmfu

 

[MetalAlien]

Always two there are.

 

[.GqueB.]

Good job guys...

now that we know where they are we know where to send the fire.

 

[BobTheFork]

Good job guys...

now that we know where they are we know where to send the fire.

Are you kidding? Fire would just piss off a scorpion that sized.

 

[akira28]

Are you kidding? Fire would just piss off a scorpion that sized.

Duh. Water element, fire weakness.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

Blue scorpion is fucking pimp.

 

[Ickman3400]

This thread has convinced me that conserving is a horrible thing and allows the offspring of Hell to walk the Earth.

I'm taking my recycle bin to the forest and surrounding it with a ton of tires that I'll set on fire and put out with water from 10000 plastic water bottles that I'll personally dump in the ocean afterwards.

 

[spiderman123]

Conservation!! that spider isn't worth saving. Omg look at that thing.

 

[GurgleBot20]

I read the topic title as 5 animals saved by conservatism....

but yeah, these animals are awesome.

 

[def sim]

PREDACONS TERRORIZE
WOMPWOOWOMPWOO

hahaha

goddamn scorponok so useless

 

[adamsappel]

I was going to go with Come at Me, Bro or Meet Me Somewhere, but I just got a 70s vibe from it, with appropriate Satanic Gecko updating.

 

[Ezduo]

WHY THE FUCK DID I CLICK ON THIS THREAD RIGHT BEFORE GOING TO BED CHRIST ALMIGHTY

 

[williamsan]

The blue scorpion is beautiful.

 

[Rabbit Lord]

Fucking spiders. Fuck the zombie apocalypse, I think spiders are biding their time until they are ready to strike.

We need to have a war on spiders.

 

[Branson]

You know, those others are pretty cool looking, even the scorpion, but that spider should have been shot. If I had a gun on me I would shoot that spider. And burn its corpse. Fuck it.

 

[Safe Bet]

begging for a caption

deal with it

ofcourse...

Fuck the zombie apocalypse, I think spiders are biding their time until they are ready to strike.

We need to have a war on spiders.

spider eat zombie

 

[Zekes!]

I feel it's my need to destroy all of these except for the lizard

 

[samus i am]

How do scorpions taste? I wanna eat the blue one.

 

[JLG-]

Shit, that blue scorpion is fucking boss.

 

[Plywood]

They're all incredible.

 

[Giolon]

I just want to say,

Holy shit those are all terrifying.

 

[Dynamite Ringo Matsuri]

That hookant would make for some sweet bait for fishing.

 

[zoukka]

Real life pokemons.

 

[rObit]

That scorpion is awesome, but that spider....

 

[RyanardoDaVinci]

You know, I actually wouldn't be surprised if we found arachnid/insect fossils on Mars.

They're just so different when compared to other animals -- with their exoskeletons and many eyes and limbs. You know that chunk of Mars we found here on Earth that has what some think are signs of bacterial life? That could've landed here billions of years ago, and the supposed bacterial life could have developed alongside Earthlife (mammals, reptiles, and such) to became the horrors we know today. The aliens have been among us this whole time!

I don't seriously believe that but it wouldn't surprise me.

Spoiler

I hate spiders so I won't be checking this thread again. >:[

 

[Monocle]

lol hai. Mirin' dat exoskeleton. Just stay away from my bare feet, bro.

'Sup duder, how's it hangin'?

COUSIN OF TURDMOTHERING FUCK, KILL IT WITH NAPALM

 

[Dreams-Visions]

yes, the scorpion and gecko are awesome.

 

[Soulscribe]

The gecko/lizard guy is adorable. The rest of them, I'm good.

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

Pretty sure I played this guy in a side scrolling videogame in the early 90s. another dude with a 'tude ripoffs of sonic. good times, little guy.

 

[Deleted member 74300]

I always love looking at / learning about creatures that I've never seen before. So want the lizard as a pet.

 

[Prodigal]

Wait a minute...that's not a scorpion, it's Sub-Zero!

 

[serotonina]

http://www.newscientist.com/data/galleries/five-wildrap-stars/00472d136ab.jpg
Pretty sure I played this guy in a side scrolling videogame in the early 90s. another dude with a 'tude ripoffs of sonic. good times, little guy.

Gex! But he was a simple gecko...

 

[Ferrio]

Like how everyone is freaking out over the spider and scorpion and ignoring those ants with the fishhooks on their body. Imagine an ant (you know those things that bite and hurt) stuck in you via a fish hook so you can't even pull the damn thing out. Now imagine stepping in a pile of them... oh god

 

[BeeDog]

Fucking hell, I'd shit my pants and die on the spot if I encountered that scorpion or, worse yet, that giga-spider.

 

[Secks4Food]

Well that filled my "reasons to never enter a rainforest" quota for a while.

 

[gerg]

Guys, that spider's awesome.

 

[Corky]

Such an amazing diversity.

 

[Night_Trekker]

All I can think about when I see that scorpion is, "I wonder what it tastes like?" It reminds me of blue fruit snacks.

Yeah, I'm sort of hungry.

 

[Rewrite]

They're beautiful. A blue scorpion? How awesome is that? For real.

 

[dejay]