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[Matlock]

http://www.wftv.com/newsofthestrange/3738324/detail.html

Harrington attorney W.F. "Casey" Ebsary Jr. of Tampa said he hopes travelers will take Harrington's case as a cautionary tale.

What? Just get onto airplanes naked, and ship everything via UPS to your destination?

 

[Insertia]

they're being cautious. oh-no

security sucks for ruining this mans day.

 

[Outdoor Miner]

Funny. I saw this in the paper today. Made me chuckle.

It's the little things

News Item: Ninety-five percent of foreign cargo continues to enter U.S. ports uninspected.

News Item: Woman arrested at Tampa International Airport for carrying a concealed bookmark.

Do terrorists have a sense of humor? It must be difficult for them not to laugh at the Department of Homeland Security.

 

[Pachinko]

Rigodamndickulous. Sure if the person looked suspicious or was younger perhaps I could easily see the security turning an eyebrow up. When it's a 52 year old sunday school teacher whose an american citizen and a women to boot , I think it's a little extreme.


I hope she sues and wins a few hundred thousand dollars.

 

[demon]

they're being cautious. oh-no

security sucks for ruining this mans day.

Agreed. Now that airports are cracking down on leather bookmarks with small metal ends, I feel much more secure.





ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL EYES!

 

[demon]

By the way I was being sarcastic.

 

[Guzim]

Thanks for clearing that up.

 

[miyuru]

I'd love for a terrorist to try and knock me unconscious with a bookmark!

*slap*

"Must be a fly in here or something, hmm..."

 

[Deg]

Yeah this is quite amusing. I feel sorry for the person.

 

[border]

Why was the woman arrested? I've been caught with a small pocket knife and all they did was tell me to check it with my luggage or throw it away. Usually they're pretty understanding, if a bit cold. Either the security officer was on a ridiculous power trip, or the woman was being belligerent.

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

Next time I guess she'll just have to use a bookmark made out of lighters and matches.

 

[Azih]

that's one fancy bookmark.

 

[Spectral Glider]

Sounds like a bookmark for Tobin's Spirit Guide or something.

 

[RaymondCarver]

 

[Matlock]

She's a goddamned hippie!

 

[ShadowRed]

LOL God damn!!!!!!

 

[calder]

Uhm, that's not her.

But if it was, she'd be the hottest 52 year old sunday school teacher around, hippied out or not.

 

[capslock]

Uhm, that's not her.

But if it was, she'd be the hottest 52 year old sunday school teacher around, hippied out or not.

WTF? are you blind man? Are we looing at the same picture?

 

[calder]

Yeah, and busted face, ugly dress, bad hair and all, she'd still be the hottest 52 year old sunday school teacher of all time, mainly because she looks to be a couple of decades shy of 52.

Really, who'd her competition be?

 

[ShadowRed]

Yeah, and busted face, ugly dress, bad hair and all, she'd still be the hottest 52 year old sunday school teacher of all time, mainly because she looks to be a couple of decades shy of 52.

Huh WTF man Ray Charles just called me up and said that's one ugly bitch. Not only is Ray blind, but he's been dead for 2 months.