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[Cunth]

Sometimes I’ve got a fresh hot take to make and the forum tells me I’ve gotta wait another 20 seconds or something till I can post, so I give up. Can I get an exemption or something

 

[nush]

All you have to do is make the previous post 60 seconds before, then you don't get the timer. Like, post faster to start with.

 

[John Day]

Shitposting is like math.

 

[Nester99]

Id prefer no

 

[Richard Packer]

The buffer is there to ensure you have enough time to clap between posts.

 

[nush]

The buffer is there to ensure you have enough time to clap between posts.

That's a feature that needs region locking then.

 

[Madevil]

This is why time travel is the future. Or past... or... ah fuck it.

 

[slugbahr]

Stop typing with two fingers. That should slow you down enough.

 

[Stouffers]

After you type your post, use that time to ask yourself “Is this a ‘Stouffers-Quality’ post or my usual vat of rancid horse shit?”

 

[Link1110]

The worst was back in the day when you had to wait 60 seconds between GAF searches. Typoed? Search not specific enough? Didn't click the titles only box? Too bad, wait 60 seconds.

 

[and 3 others]

After you type your post, use that time to ask yourself “Is this a ‘Stouffers-Quality’ post or my usual vat of rancid horse shit?”

To be 100% fair and honest, it has stopped me from posting some truly horrific shit I'd only regret after being banned. I vote it stays.

 

[Elektro Demon]

I definitely feel you brah.

 

[jufonuk]

Sometimes I’ve got a fresh hot take to make and the forum tells me I’ve gotta wait another 20 seconds or something till I can post, so I give up. Can I get an exemption or something

yeah, 60 seconds is long if you have your scrotum in your zipper and you have to endure the pain, but 60 seconds on the crapper man time flies by when I'm trying to take a relaxing dump.

 

[and 3 others]

yeah, 60 seconds is long if you have your scrotum in your zipper and you have to endure the pain, but 60 seconds on the crapper man time flies by when I'm trying to take a relaxing dump.

 

[Stouffers]

Shouldn’t he be circumcised?

 

[EverydayBeast]

I'm sure it's a paid feature.

 

[ipukespiders]

Am I the only one that masturbates between each post?

Yep, 60 seconds is too short.

 

[jufonuk]

Am I the only one that masturbates between each post?

Yep, 60 seconds is too short.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Amateur, this is why you have 6 accounts, post every 10 seconds. Pleb.

Spoiler

You can also react and like your own shit and go both ways. I call it the infinite self circle jerk.

 

[GymWolf]

I love when wifes convince their partners that 60 sec is a long enough time.

 

[notseqi]

I love when wifes convince their partners that 60 sec is a long enough time.

It's long enough for a good cry.

 

[West Texas CEO]

The buffer is there to ensure you have enough time to clap between posts.