Mr. Blonde said:
Ha I had to do that shit last semester. It wasso boring listening to everyone's speech on a speech day. But i had fun wearing a tie to talk about how much ass Mike Williams kicked at USC and I pissed half the class off when I gave a speech about why drugs should be legal.
Hm, they're not too boring actually. Half are, half aren't. And it's always entertaining checking who freaks out or shakes the most. I don't shake really I don't think, but damn I can't say "hybrid vehicle technology" right if I say it more than once in a speech :lol But some of the bright spots were
"The FCC, so I hope you're all more confused following my speech"
"How Ice Cream is made" (This one rocked, dude worked for 4 years serving ice cream, never looked down once. Knew his shit and talked about little swirls you could put in or ways to make ice cream better)
"Ass fitting pants" (citing Sir Mix-alot to start, but telling people they have a choice how they want to accentuate their ass. Pointing out different dudes and chicks in class and their build ie. skinny ass, phat ass, muscular ass)
"How to survive a music festival"
As well as the usual legalize drugs.. 15 minute fact sheet, which was easily the funniest. We started looking at each other at about the 10 minute mark after much yawns and head laying. All of a sudden dudes couldn't hide their smile. Especially when in the same robotic tone, he went on to give a personal story about a friend named Jimmy who loved to race cars. And we started to chuckle, then bury our heads. The teacher tried to point to his watch, but the kid never looked up from his paper.