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[aoi tsuki]

http://www.portraitofyomama.com/video.html

 

[cubicle47b]

Yo mama's so ugly, when she drops something in public, heterosexual men assist her only out of altruism, or in the hope that another, more attractive woman is watching.

Nice.

 

[SD-Ness]

Bolero.

 

[Blackace]

Those are the worst Yo' Mama jokes I have seen/heard.. these guys wouldn't last through one inner-city bus ride to middle school...

 

[Kabuki Waq]

YO mama is so fat that when she wears an xbox T shirt a helicopter lands on her.



HA!

 

[Justin Bailey]

Yo mama's so mentally disturbed, if depression were pastrami, anxiety mustard, and obsessive-compulsive disorder lettuce, she could eat her mental problems as a pretty good sandwich. Only one problem, though: no bread.

Yo mama is like blue cheese dressing: I hate her.

I approve.

 

[blahness]

ohhhh.... yo mama

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Holy shit, lock this thread. Those are fuckin terrible.

 

[psycho_snake]

Yo mama jokes were good when you first heard them, but now there are just so many and all the new ones are just crap.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Sorry, drunk (more like "really buzzed") thread. i was really posting it for the video, which seemed ridiculously hilarious at the time. i must've retyped the subject a dozen times, trying to get the spelling a capitalization right, until i just copied and pasted a google.

 

[bob_arctor]

Holy shit, lock this thread. Those are fuckin terrible.

Yeah, pretty much. I like how you can start off with "Yo mama" and somehow include the words "altruism" and the term "obsessive compulsive disorder" in the same sentence and still think you haven't completely missed the point of the "Yo mama" joke.